# UEFA Euro 2024

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-soccer-fifa\
**Created:** [June 14, 2024, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885 "2024-06-14T18:25:05Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/441 "2024-07-14T18:33:20Z")

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I must confess I’m rooting for England in this final (I feel dirty), for 2 reasons:

1. I know how it feels for a football-obsessed nation to go many years without winning anything, I think it’s time the gods of football take mercy on them.
2. In the unlikely case that Argentina wins today I’d prefer to face England because Messi has never played even a friendly against them, it would be epic.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/442 "2024-07-14T18:37:06Z")

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> [@Frodo](#):
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> In the unlikely case that Argentina wins today I’d prefer to face England because Messi has never played even a friendly against them, it would be epic.

Will there be a game between the winners of the Copa and Euro? I didn’t know this, it must be a first.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/443 "2024-07-14T18:42:52Z")

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Are you serious?  
There have been several attempts to make it work, the most recent was in 2022, the finalissima! It was played in Wembley, Argentina 3 - Italy 0.  
Watching that game I started to believe that we may win the World Cup, I remember cursing Messi and company for making me hope again, because it’s the hope that kills you.

> [@Frodo in June 1](#):
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> If I fall dead of a heart attack on a counterattack that Otamendi doesn’t quite get to stop on time it will be your fault!

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/444 "2024-07-14T18:45:46Z")

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Sorry, any attempts at establishing such a game eluded me, never heard of it or don’t remember. Don’t know why, you all know how deep I’m into football.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/445 "2024-07-14T18:47:22Z")

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[![](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/c/c5/225px-Fry_meme.png) ](https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/enfuturama/images/c/c5/225px-Fry_meme.png)

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**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/446 "2024-07-14T19:14:08Z")

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Twelve minutes in and it’s been nothing but Spain swarming England’s goal.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/447 "2024-07-14T19:18:56Z")

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Just what I had expected, England parking the bus and hoping for the counter attack.

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**Author:** ![The\_Librarian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_librarian/32/402_2.png) [@The\_Librarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Librarian)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/448 "2024-07-14T19:23:03Z")

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Another Shakespeare production.  
Those English boys sure like lying on the grass.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/449 "2024-07-14T19:25:27Z")

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> [@EinsteinsHund](#):
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> Sorry, any attempts at establishing such a game eluded me, never heard of it or don’t remember. Don’t know why, you all know how deep I’m into football.

I’ve never heard of it either, if that’s any consolation!

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**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/450 "2024-07-14T19:26:41Z")

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Kane gets the BS yellow.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/451 "2024-07-14T19:48:11Z")

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Disappointing first half, but not surprising.

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/452 "2024-07-14T19:53:41Z")

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England’s usual game plan. Southgate must have told them he wasn’t happy with that good first half vs Netherlands.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/453 "2024-07-14T20:04:12Z")

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And Rodri is out. This could hurt Spain’s game.

ETA: or not! 1-0 Spain.

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/454 "2024-07-14T20:06:49Z")

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Beautiful goal by Williams!

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/455 "2024-07-14T20:07:11Z")

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Also beautiful assist by Yamal.

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/456 "2024-07-14T20:10:13Z")

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Spain firing on all cylinders now!

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**Author:** ![JoseB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/joseb/32/1530_2.png) [@JoseB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JoseB)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/457 "2024-07-14T20:13:52Z")

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I wonder what the coach told them in the locker room 🙂

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**Author:** ![iamatractorboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iamatractorboy/32/21261_2.png) [@iamatractorboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamatractorboy)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/458 "2024-07-14T20:16:01Z")

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Could be the first time England ever lose a semi or final inside 90 mins (I’m not counting 1968 because that really wasn’t a proper finals tournament).

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**Author:** ![Frodo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/frodo/32/302_2.png) [@Frodo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frodo)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/459 "2024-07-14T20:18:26Z")

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England tries to take back some modicum of control of the ball but Spain sometimes practically locking them near their goal.

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**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\
**Post date:** [July 14, 2024, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uefa-euro-2024/1002885/460 "2024-07-14T20:23:33Z")

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Wow, that was a fine attempt by Bellingham.

ETA: ooh, and a great save by Pickford.

ETA2: Now we have a game!

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