# Uekte: You are a fuckface of the highest order **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693 "2002-06-12T19:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/1 "2002-06-12T19:19:23Z")
So here I am, minding my own business in GQ, when I decide to help **Uekte** out with his rather strange [request](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=119743) to figure out a way to have “old people” taken away. Here’s the exchange that pissed me off: **Dooku** : > [@](#): > > Well, one of my good friends, who lives in Dallas, is a Nursing Home Administrator. He has the authority to call social services, or whatever they were called, and have a senior citizen placed under observation for 72 hours. I know b/c he did that very thing to one of his neighbors, who he determined was clearly a danger to herself and others. So, in your home state, if you know someone who runs a nursing home, you can ask them to do it. **Uekte** : > [@](#): > > SERIOUSLY?? I also live in Dallas. Do you suppose you could send me some email with your friend’s name? Maybe I could drum up some business for him!! AWESOME!!! **Dooku** : > [@](#): > > Well, see, I have a some problems with that. > > The first is that he’s not trying to “drum up business” - he considers it his duty as someone who works in the industry. Even if the decision of social services would be that the person needs assisted living care, where that person is placed depends entirely on the family’s wishes. Nor do I suspect that he spends his free time driving around assessing the stability of people he knows nothing about, like some kind of renegade bounty hunter. > > The second is that, and don’t take this the wrong way, but I kind of have a problem helping you out here. The tone of your posts leads me to believe you don’t seem to have the best interests in mind of whomever this “old person” is. Personally, I think a situation in which someone has to be removed from their home due to senility is not “great news” nor “awesome”, but rather tragic. Your desire to be able to “call some number and have them picked up” like they’re an old couch is rather unsettling, to say the least. > > Perhaps if you explained your situation more fully, we could work out a better solution for you? **Uekte’s** response: > [@](#): > > Personally, my “situation” is none of your business. Personally, I don’t think getting rid of old people is “tragic”. Personally, I’ll be calling every nursing home in my area and seeing if I can find someone who DOES want the business. Personally, my neighborhood will be ten million times better once I get the ball rolling. > > Thanks for nothing. > > Oh, and Mangeorge - so everyone that chooses to live in Texas should be hauled away? Nice attitude. First of all, douche bag, “Thanks for nothing” isn’t exactly the best way to endear yourself to other Dopers in GQ. I was trying to help you. Secondly, what is your fucking problem with the word “Personally”? I used it **ONE** (1) time. Why are you being such an asshole? Thirdly, “Nice attitude” would have made me laugh out loud at the sheer absurdity of YOU using that phrase, had I not been so fucking offended at your attack on someone trying to help. Ah…but now we reach the real reason for the Pit thread. To wit: **WHAT IS YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM WITH SENIOR CITIZENS?**. Let’s review some pearls of wisdom spouted by **Uekte** in other threads: [Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=96412): Do people have a right to take resources that others are not using wisely? **Uekte** blathers: > [@](#): > > In the case of old people, they should absolutely have their resources taken away for better use. What good is it for a society to allow them to live in their huge houses, waiting to die, while the land all around is being used to create better living spaces for society as a whole? At a certain age it should reach a point where they should be isolated, and their resources used for the betterment of the rest of the population. [Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=118109): Is overpopulation a problem? **Uekte** vomits: > [@](#): > > The problem isn’t necessarily overpopulation, it’s that old people live much too long these days - living in rent controlled houses and driving around in huge cars, causing space problems for everyone else. If they could be isolated, this really wouldn’t be an issue. [Thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=117703): Mandatory driving tests after age 60? **Uekte** spews: > [@](#): > > They should not be allowed to drive AT ALL after age 60. Let them ride public transportation for free, but get them the hell off the roads. Over 60 drivers are a public nuisance. and later in that same thread: > [@](#): > > Yeah - they’re the safest group because they’re going to slow to do any damage…to THEMSELVES. But they sit there weaving along 20 miles below the speed limit in their huge gas guzzling tanks, creating problems for other drivers, who get into horrible accidents trying to get the hell around / away from them. Ladies and gentlemen, that’s it. That’s the sum total of posts by **Uekte**. Kid, you are a complete and utter waste of carbon. Do you realize that you, yourself, will be old someday? Do you also realize that your irrational hatred isn’t swaying anyone towards your point of view? What happened - did the cops come b/c your old neighbor complained that your _Body Count_ CD was too loud? Did you cut someone off in traffic, and they turned out to be elderly? Did you have to perform community service for your glue sniffing at an assisted living facility? Grow the fuck up, you immature fucking idiot. And if I catch you spitting out this bile in any other thread, I will post a link to this one, lest some other Doper accidentally waste their intelligence on you. If you can’t find something else to talk about, then get the fuck out of here and go chase some more parked cars, fuckstick. ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/2 "2002-06-12T19:35:23Z")
Actually, **Dooku** , he’s spewed even more than that, but it was lost on Black Monday. He first registered during the Winter of Our Missed Content[sup]TM[/sup]. I guess one of the upsides to that incident is that **uekte** ’s ignorant rantings got swallowed up as well. But I recall a long train wreck of a thread in which he advocated rounding up all the old people and putting them in a reservation somewhere.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![UrbanChic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9dc877/32.png) [@UrbanChic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UrbanChic)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/3 "2002-06-12T19:35:51Z")
Wow. What a fucktard. I don’t know why I’m continually surprised when people make sweeping generalizations about a group of people. Reading the quotes you posted made my jaw drop! ---
**Author:** ![Slacker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6bbea6/32.png) [@Slacker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slacker)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/4 "2002-06-12T19:43:45Z")
I don’t want to over-generalize here, but old people are no good at everything! (don’t hurt me, it’s a Simpsons quote) ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/5 "2002-06-12T19:46:36Z")
Well, I for one wish **Uekte** total success in all his goals. I also wish him a long, long, _long_ life. Irony is best served bitter. ---
**Author:** ![Norrybaby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a9a28c/32.png) [@Norrybaby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norrybaby)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/6 "2002-06-12T20:17:49Z")
I’ve read some disturbing posts in my time here, but **Uekte** is bothering me more than almost any other. Bloody creepy, especially if he’s been on about it as long as Ferrous suggests. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/7 "2002-06-12T20:22:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ferrous \* > \*\*Actually, **Dooku** , he’s spewed even more than that, but it was lost on Black Monday. He first registered during the Winter of Our Missed Content[sup]TM[/sup]. I guess one of the upsides to that incident is that **uekte** ’s ignorant rantings got swallowed up as well. But I recall a long train wreck of a thread in which he advocated rounding up all the old people and putting them in a reservation somewhere.:rolleyes: \*\* God bless [www.boardreader.com](http://www.boardreader.com)! A search on “Uekte” brings up that very thread: [“A proposed solution to the old people problem.”](http://www.boardreader.com/scripts/texis.exe/viewthread?query=uekte&ttype=research&postid=3cfee17910) Oh, man, that’s some thought-provoking insight. :rolleyes: **Ukete** , there is NO sanctuary. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/8 "2002-06-12T20:36:48Z")
**Ukete** -I hope your grandmother reads this and puts the smack down on you. What a shithead! ---
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/9 "2002-06-12T20:43:47Z")
Dare I call it a Troll? ---
**Author:** ![gobear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/8dc957/32.png) [@gobear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gobear)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/10 "2002-06-12T20:50:45Z")
Perhaps he’s planning on Renewal in the fiery ritual of Carousel on his 30th birthday? ---
**Author:** ![Simetra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Simetra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Simetra)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/11 "2002-06-12T20:52:29Z")
Just skewed… Wonder what he thinks of the day when he gets “old”. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/12 "2002-06-12T20:53:12Z")
The guy is just a simple troll. All he wants is attention. I suggest not giving him any. ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/13 "2002-06-12T21:07:25Z")
My God, I am 62, past **Uekte’s** cut off age. I drive every day, in a Honda, not a huge gas guzzler, and I obey most traffic laws. I am bad about speeding—I drive too fast and I know it. But I don’t drive 20 mph under the limit. If I were to ride public transportation, free or not, I would need several additional hours in a day in order to get from my house to my doctor’s office, or to visit my horribly old, but still reasonably active, father. Failing additional hours in a day, I would need a place to crash after the busses stop running. Maybe I should be put out to pasture (at government expense) and allowed to live a life of leisure for the next thirty years or so. ---
**Author:** ![Velma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/85e7bf/32.png) [@Velma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velma)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/14 "2002-06-12T21:14:11Z")
I’ll ride with a 60 year old driver over a 16 year old driver any day. Sheesh. What a loser. And it is really creepy that this is always on his mind. Um, obsessed? Note to self: live as long as possible just to annoy **Uekte**. BTW, I am going to my grandma’s 90th birthday party this weekend, neener neener neener! ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/15 "2002-06-12T21:14:45Z")
If anyone deserves the title **SUPREME ASSHAT** its definitely this chump. :wally ---
**Author:** ![EchoKitty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/16 "2002-06-12T21:22:30Z")
My guess is that he was fondled by old people. Either that, or he knows he’s going to die ALONE in his old age, so he’ll want to be put out of his pathetic misery. Fuckin’ pinhead. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/17 "2002-06-12T21:41:41Z")
Omigods, I wanted to post on this thread, but you guys have said it all–besides, my sides hurt from laughing so hard!!! Hey, let’s all look up Uekte on his 60th birthday and beat the living shit outta him…\ ---
**Author:** ![Uekte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/919ad9/32.png) [@Uekte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uekte)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/18 "2002-06-12T21:56:45Z")
Fuck you, you piece of shit. How can you ask me what my problem with old people is? You’re the one that posted my opinions in this thread, so it should be perfectly clear what my problems are. As far as why I feel this way, I don’t have to answer to you or anyone else. It’s MY BUSINESS. I asked a question in General Questions, you didn’t help (and BTW, you’re LYING. I called around, and noone that works at an old folks home can do what you said they can - LIAR) and then you call me a fuckface in the Pit? Either answer my question, or don’t. Either help me, or don’t. You didn’t help, so I said thanks for nothing. And don’t act like you weren’t being a pompous ass by saying “Personally” - like I’m some asshole for holding my beliefs. Where’s the Pit thread from Texans calling Mangeorge a fuckface for saying everyone that lives in Texas should be hauled away? Hypocrites. Yes, I’m going to be old someday, and no, I won’t act the way all these insane old people do. I’m surrounded by a bunch of old people that are RUINING where I live, and who have RUINED my life in ways you couldn’t understand. You can’t understand, so don’t try to understand. Answer my questions, or don’t. I don’t need a fucking SERMON from a bunch of stuck up pricks that think they know more about everything than everyone else. I’m sure I’ll probably be banned b/c I hold an unpopular opinion. Call me a troll, pile on, leavve hilarious posts about pulling up lawn chairs, quote yourselves and offer up funny bandnames, do the same shit you always do, I could give a shit whether you pay attention to me or not. But I’m not going to change who I am just to please you cocks. Why do I continue to post? Because I have opinions just like you, because I get tired of lurking and reading all this sycophantic bullshit, and because maybe there’s someone out there reading this that feels the way I do. If there is, you can send me Email, so you don’t get piled on too. SDMB: Fighting Ignorance\* \*Ignorance, defined as anyone who holds unpopular opinions that don’t agree with our “yes men” mob mentality. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/19 "2002-06-12T21:58:37Z")
I could see if my dad, the 77-year-old WWII Navy veteran, could drive his minivan from Arkansas to Dallas at his usual 60MPH so he can teach Uekte a thing or three. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/20 "2002-06-12T22:05:23Z")
Wow, you really are a piece of work. So how about letting us in on the way all the evil old folks are RUINING your life and your neighborhood. Maybe we’ll sympathise… (Oh, by the way, shitstain, you keep requesting people to send you e-mail (here and in the GQ thread). Kinda hard to do that if you don’t have your e-mail adress in your profile, wouldn’t you think?) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693.md?page=2)