# Uekte: You are a fuckface of the highest order **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693 "2002-06-12T19:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/181 "2002-06-25T12:57:36Z")
Hey, **Uekte,** I want to insult you again, but you seem impervious to insults. How about I just tell you to fucko off? Oh, and while I am at it, how about emailing all those who agree with your insanity and asking them to email me, telling me they support your position? If they are members of the SDMB, I will probably recognize their user names, but I promise not to humiliate them by making them known publicly. Come on, moron, back up your claim of having supporters. I don’t mean athletic supporters, since I am confident you have no need of one. ---
**Author:** ![Piell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/34f0e0/32.png) [@Piell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Piell)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/182 "2002-06-25T14:57:35Z")
Uekte, you and people like you are nothing more than axe-grinding political reactionary inbred unthinking illogical cereberally-challenged knee-biter two-bit flame-throwing fight-starting loud-mouthed dippy know-nothing lunatic impotent Tiberius moronic dumb loser no-date sheet-for-brains cowardly crass tin-plated-dictator-with-delusions-of-manhood flaccid fatheaded needle-nosed wimpy pimply facile Canadian bigoted mean small-minded dull cheap-shot-taking impolite pinheaded idiotic boring asinine oxygen-wasting loony screwball braindead feeble sophmoric simplistic egocentric never-kissed-a-girl drooling clueless stuffed-shirt weiner-brained dittohead armpit-scratching knuckle-dragging incapable-of-realizing-no-one-gives-two-yanks-of-a-pig’s-teet-what-their-politics-are black-helicopter-fearing Bircher obnoxious bad-beer-drinking hypocritical hair-triggered unread pesty churlish stupid self-righteous lame childish unlistening rude unquestioning Good-Times-Virus-contributing nightmarishly-ill-informed pablum-puking cretinous obstinate intellectuallly-bankrupt unsound childish doltish mouth-breathing hydrocephalic pontificating shrill easily-offended knock-kneed Gawd-help-us dotty puerile juvenile criminally-ignorant sorry-assed monstrous priggish maggot-brained pissant foul-smelling cranky fricked-up weasel-word-talking moronic poop-for-brains danglesocket wannabe know-nothing painful-rectal-itch-of-a-person snot-sucking gaping-wound-where-the-brain-should-be trying annoying sickly childish piggy excrement-spewing hate-filled trash-talking ill-conceived personality-transplant-needing pinheaded urinal-breath incognizant lame-ass breathable-air-wasting meat-by-product horse-faced decaf-drinking thumb-sucking no-date shivelled-spirit loser hose-bag bitch-talking crybaby craven no-sense-of-humor no-sense unworthy laborious bet-you-think-I-can’t-keep-this-up-bet-I-can facile reprobate ungraceful slackbladder clue-repellent just-plain-repellent momma’s-boy wailing sniggeringly-inept uncreative immature lackluster beneath-contempt mild-geek-by-day-but-freaking-offal-eating- geek-by-night wormy crass no-excuse unclear-on-the-concept attention-craving net-loon drive-by-shooting-candidate freakish stupid lying snivelling no-class lower-than-dirt illiterate unprofessional inadequate laughable inept uncultured repugnant prig goober earwig flaccid zero-friends did-you-ever-finish- that-degree-or-are-your-pompous-posts-your-way-of-trying-to-deal-with-your-failures-as-a-real-human grunting nakedly-juvenile-to-the-core embarrassing masochistic goose-egg-IQ hellspawn inarticulate flailing funkless dolt creepy monstrous socially-clumsy dog-kibble noxious atrophied-neuron irredeemable posting-recklessly-while-under-the-delusion-you-can-actually-think truculent mycogenous goony spittle-spraying one-track-minded nebbish hopelessly-outclassed pofaced amoral toadlike craptrap buttinski loopy spoiled-brat idiotic you-should-eat-more-because-it’s-obvious-your-body-is-scavenging-your-grey-matter-for-nourishment boorish whiny unsound capable-of-sucking-ambient-humor-from-the-very-air atrocious imbecilic impotent malodorous dismissable boring incapable callous mean-spirited snippy piece-of-dung evil nerdy almost-not-worth-this-but-I-gotta-say-you’re-a-fun-target pre-pubescent cheesy monosyllabic safe-and-effective-diuretic rank-smelling fetid ditchwater peculiar noxious thick-skulled troglodyte wheedling monkey-boy pukestain inbred flirting-with-intelligence-but- getting-the-cold-shoulder-in-return distressing Air-Supply-listening scrotum-sniffing illkempt weedy figment-of-Satan’s-imagination bottom-feeding cromagnon pasty-faced Don-of-the-Moron-Mafia colostomy-brain pathetic nipple-biting noisome irrelevant be-sure-to-say-“when” deportee-from-the-Land-of-Good-Taste bile-inducing ridiculous feverish fricking total waste of time malignant feeble nauseating dribbly blisteringly-dull brane-challenged etiquette-impaired mouth-breathing intellectual-pea lard-butt unremarkable dozen-word-vocabulary amateurish King-of-Denial weinerbrain useless trivial sleep-inducing nightmarish disagreeable snotty prize-winning-jerk limp illogical uncouth piddling blue-ribbon-scumbag negligible insulting unreasonable pablum-licking strange little puke. Go home. " ---
**Author:** ![CrefloChronicle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@CrefloChronicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrefloChronicle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/183 "2002-06-25T16:17:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Piell \* > \*\*Uekte, you and people like you are nothing more than axe-grinding political reactionary inbred unthinking illogical cereberally-challenged knee-biter two-bit flame-throwing fight-starting loud-mouthed dippy know-nothing lunatic impotent Tiberius moronic dumb loser no-date sheet-for-brains cowardly crass tin-plated-dictator-with-delusions-of-manhood flaccid fatheaded needle-nosed wimpy > pimply facile Canadian bigoted mean > _(it goes on this way for quite awhile)_ > Go home. " \*\* Now, was that really necessary? Yes, yes it was. I’m now up to 6 posts, the majority of which about nothing at all. But I might have helped someone with thier DVD player! That makes it all worthwhile, right? Right? **Right?!!** Creffie ---
**Author:** ![jmizzou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/edb3f5/32.png) [@jmizzou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jmizzou)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/184 "2002-06-25T17:28:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Piell \* > Uekte, you and people like you are nothing more than > \ > Go home. " Yeah, uh, I was _just_ typing the same thing, but **Piell** beat me to it. ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/185 "2002-06-25T17:45:40Z")
I can’t believe I read your entire post **Piell**. I can’t believe I noticed you used the attribution of “flaccid” twice. > [@](#): > > … tin-plated-dictator-with-delusions-of-manhood flaccid fatheaded … goober earwig flaccid zero-friends … Well, I _did_ stay subscribed to this thread out of pure entertainment value, so I have only myself to blame. Not that anything in your description is inaccurate of course. ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/186 "2002-06-25T19:32:16Z")
You know what? I had fun roasting this guy, but after his last post in his other BBQ thread, I feel a little…sick to my stomach. There’s just too much hate in him for me to enjoy myself any further by watching him spew forth his vitriol. So, as a public courtesy to us all, might I repectfully ask the mods to close this thread? All I wanted to do was expose this idiot for his bizarre hatred for seniors, and boy, did I succeed. ::Dooku goes to take a shower:: ---
**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/187 "2002-06-26T01:28:27Z")
To paraphrase **Piell’s** post for those with neither the time nor the inclination to read it: > [@](#): > > **Uekte,** your actions prove you to be no gentleman. > > Good day sir. ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/188 "2002-06-26T01:40:32Z")
Before we close it, could someone tell me how to pronounce “Uekte”. I’m guessing “you-eek-tee”. ---
**Author:** ![airdisc](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e19adc/32.png) [@airdisc](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/airdisc)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/189 "2002-06-26T01:45:49Z")
Before we close it, could someone tell me how to pronounce “Uekte”. I’m guessing “you-eek-tee”. ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/190 "2002-06-26T04:15:23Z")
If you read **Piell’s** post backwards, you’ll hear a recipe for a really ripping lentil soup. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/191 "2002-06-26T10:18:56Z")
> [@](#): > > Before we close it, could someone tell me how to pronounce “Uekte”. I’m guessing “you-eek-tee”. I’ve always thought of it as sounding like a snifled sneeze. ---
**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/192 "2002-06-26T14:01:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Dooku \* > **Flodnak - PLEASE tell me you’re kidding. That made my day! 😃** Nope, I’m not kidding. _Uekte_ (oo-EKK-tehh) means “not real” or “not genuine”, but when applied to a person it means “illegitimate”. So if you say someone is _uekte_, you’re calling him a bastard… though using the other definition 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/193 "2002-06-26T14:37:22Z")
My goodness, **Piell** , that was beautiful. I’m going to save that for the next telemarketer who calls. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/194 "2002-06-26T14:55:55Z")
**Piell** , you’re my hero. I’d use that for my sig, but i think some members might object. Out of curiosity, has **Uetke** actually **said** what the problem with old people is? (Here’s hoping I get flamed by him!) oh, yeah, and **Uetke** , I will pray for you. I’m hoping that bit of what you’ll probably perceive as hive-mentality sanctimonious crap makes you sick. Nevertheless, it is sincere. You need it. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/195 "2002-06-26T20:19:04Z")
> [@](#): > > Out of curiosity, has Uetke actually said what the problem with old people is? Insanely irrational loathing, by definition, has no rational explication. The fact of his senseless hatred is justification enough, in Uetke’s tiny brain. Rabido ergo dumb. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/196 "2002-06-26T20:29:41Z")
Ha ha! Thanks, **Cervaise**! ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/197 "2002-06-26T20:40:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > **Wrong. I have had a few members who agree with me send me Email…** You sure they’re not just pulling your leg? > [@](#): > > \*\*I’d like to defend my position publicly, but I’m not allowed to respond to a thread without a Mod closing it. In fact, this thread will probably be closed the minute they discover that I’ve posted to it again. > > One more BBQ thread is coming about the hypocritical mods and their bending of the rules where it suits them, then I’m gone. That way they can just lock that thread, it’ll be easier for them than following me around wherever I post. \*\* > [@](#): > > **Wow! A thread stays open after I post in it! You morons can’t even be consistent with your own special rules, can you?** I hope you’re seeing someone about your developing paranoia before it gets out of hand. ---
**Author:** ![mangeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d78d45/32.png) [@mangeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mangeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2002, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/198 "2002-06-26T23:45:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by airdisc \* > \*\*Before we close it, could someone tell me how to pronounce “Uekte”. I’m guessing “you-eek-tee”. \*\* Rhymes with “shithead”. But you must pronounce it carefully, otherwise it sound’s like you said “shithead”. Peace, mangeorge [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693.md?page=9)