# Uekte: You are a fuckface of the highest order **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693 "2002-06-12T19:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Rhum\_Runner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rhum\_Runner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhum_Runner)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/21 "2002-06-12T22:06:42Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > \*\*Why do I continue to post? \*\* LOL. 10 posts, what a martyr to the cause. Troll. ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/22 "2002-06-12T22:12:27Z")
One of my friend’s grandmothers is 92, so there! 😛 She may not be in the best of health, but I can assure you that nobody would want to get rid of her, as **Uekte** so callously suggests. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![JeffB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jeffb/32/188_2.png) [@JeffB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JeffB)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/23 "2002-06-12T22:12:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > I’m sure I’ll probably be banned b/c I hold an unpopular opinion… > > SDMB: Fighting Ignorance\* > > \*Ignorance, defined as anyone who holds unpopular opinions that don’t agree with our “yes men” mob mentality. Oooh, that original. No one’s ever come up with that line of reasoning before. It’s times like these when instead of the new :smack: smilie we need one that is smacking someone else’s head. ---
**Author:** ![Regina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d78d45/32.png) [@Regina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Regina)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/24 "2002-06-12T22:13:49Z")
Uh, **mangeorge** was _joking_ about the Texas thing. It’s called sarcasm. I guess you missed the :). ---
**Author:** ![Jodi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/7feea3/32.png) [@Jodi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jodi)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/25 "2002-06-12T22:17:44Z")
> [@](#): > > . . .like I’m some asshole for holding my beliefs. See, the problem is, your beliefs do on the surface appear to be those that would be held by an asshole. If you don’t get why, try substituting “black” for “old person” in your posts above, and see if you don’t grasp why the posts may be considered offensive. You claim that you have some personal reasons that would make your spouting of assholic statements ever so okay, but you refuse to say what those reasons are. Which is, of course, your right. Just as it is the reader’s right to conclude that you are are an . . . well, you know. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/26 "2002-06-12T22:19:17Z")
> [@](#): > > It’s MY BUSINESS. It stopped being solely “your business” when you decided to repeatedly spout your opinions in a public forum. Pretty much anone who goes around saying not only unpopular, but unfounded, unreasonable, bizarre opinions to a bunch of strangers is likely to get asked _why_ they believe what they do. If you want to keep your ideas “your business”, done share them. Please. > [@](#): > > (and BTW, you’re LYING) Dooku wasn’t lying, shit-fer-brains. He said that his friend had the authority to **call the authorities**. His friend does not have the authority to forcibly detain anyone. Learn to read a little more carefully. Moreover, EVERY SINGLE PERSON responding to the thread up until your little outburst made it clear that only officers of the law are able to detain anyone. > [@](#): > > And don’t act like you weren’t being a pompous ass by saying “Personally” There is nothing pompous about stating one’s _personal_ beliefs. Any more than you were pompous (you were other things, but not pompous) for stating yours. > [@](#): > > Where’s the Pit thread from Texans calling Mangeorge a fuckface for saying everyone that lives in Texas should be hauled away? If you truly lurked the way you claim to, you would understand that Mangeorge didn’t make that statement in earnest, they way you are making yours about old people. > [@](#): > > a bunch of old people that are RUINING where I live, and who have RUINED my life Holy Christ. YOU are responsible for YOUR LIFE, and no one else is. Take some responsibility for yourself before calling for anyone else to pay for your unhappiness. > [@](#): > > I’m sure I’ll probably be banned b/c I hold an unpopular opinion. You can’t be banned for holding an unpopular opinion. The mods may choose to ban you for being a jerk, which you pretty clearly have been. Jerk. > [@](#): > > \*Ignorance, defined as anyone who holds unpopular opinions that don’t agree with our “yes men” mob mentality. Again, if you’d truly lurked more than 2 days, you’d have seen this exact claim made by countless other little shits with single agendas and under-20 post counts. Congrats on not only being a jerk, but being a redundant one as well. Piss off. ---
**Author:** ![Truth\_Seeker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Truth\_Seeker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Truth_Seeker)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/27 "2002-06-12T22:25:12Z")
> [@](#): > > _originally posted by Uekte_ > \*\*But I’m not going to change who I am just to please you cocks. \*\*No one’s asking you to – puberty will take care of that. We’ll wait. ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/28 "2002-06-12T22:28:07Z")
> [@](#): > > I don’t need a fucking SERMON from a bunch of stuck up pricks Preach it! During foreplay, my husbands cock just won’t shut up! It’s “I know more than you about this” and “I know more than you about that.” Yada yada yada. ---
**Author:** ![bernse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a9a28c/32.png) [@bernse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bernse)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/29 "2002-06-12T22:28:27Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m surrounded by a bunch of old people that are RUINING where I live, and who have RUINED my life in ways you couldn’t understand. You can’t understand, so don’t try to understand. [Jerry Springer Show] OH YEAH! WELL… YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!! YOU DON’T KNOW ME!!! [/Jerry Springer Show] You know, I’ve got problems with Natives/Blacks/Iranians/old people/Eskimos in the city that I live. They don’t _live_ like me and are strange. Therefore I hate them. There must be some place I can put them, isn’t there. Don’t ask me why I hate them though, 'cause **YOU CAN’T UNDERSTAND AND ITS NONE OF YOUR FUCKING BUSINESS**. Just help me find out if I can round them up and get rid of them. Thanks! ---
**Author:** ![Francesca](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@Francesca](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Francesca)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/30 "2002-06-12T22:30:59Z")
> [@](#): > > act like I’m some asshole for holding my beliefs How about I tell you straight? You’re an asshole for holding your beliefs. Your beliefs are assholic. They are the very model of a modern major asshole. I don’t give a shit what your personal experience is with older people. Your experience, whatever it is, does not justify your beliefs because your anecdotes cannot not now nor ever will lead up to facts about all older people. Whether **Dooku’s** advice actually helped you or not is irrelevant - the fact is that he _tried_ to help you. And you were a rude knobgoblin in return. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/31 "2002-06-12T22:35:01Z")
**Uekte** , save a copy of this thread and re-read it when you’re much older, like on your 21st birthday. Your hysterical bullshit post here just proves that you are either totally immature, utterly lacking in life experience, or a complete whackjob. Or maybe all three. Twit. When does school start again? ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/32 "2002-06-12T22:37:15Z")
And of course, let’s not forget the real gem- everyone else is the same, but you’ll be different. Sure. ---
**Author:** ![Uekte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/919ad9/32.png) [@Uekte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uekte)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/33 "2002-06-12T22:42:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Again, if you’d truly lurked more than 2 days, you’d have seen this exact claim made by countless other little shits with single agendas and under-20 post counts. THAT’S the one I had forgotten about when I was talking about lawn chairs and band names and pile-ons - attacking me b/c of my low post count! SO RELEVANT!! Fuck off. FWIW, I have been lurking for about two years now, and had to register again b/c somebody hacked into the server. I imagine it was a poster that got the same mob treatment. I will update my profile so those of you who don’t want to get scarred for associating with the likes of Mr. Unpopular Opinion can send me email. ---
**Author:** ![jacksen9](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ce73a5/32.png) [@jacksen9](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jacksen9)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/34 "2002-06-12T22:45:42Z")
\*\*Either help me, or don’t. \*\* Help you how? It might be helpful for you to open your mind to the possibility that you have some serious resentment issues. You might want to think about how it is that you have allowed these older people victimize you. At least, that is how I am understanding your situation. Anger and resentment are not required. You choose your emotions. Who is responsible for what you think and feel? It might be in your best interest to ponder that question. Or, you could continue to live with your heart and mind filled with resentment and anger. Either way, it is your choice. You know your capacity for respect has little to do with others and their habits. Respect others not because of who they are, but because of who you are. There are no victims, only volunteers. ---
**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/35 "2002-06-12T22:50:05Z")
Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh… yeah. :rolleyes: Esprix ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/36 "2002-06-12T22:56:26Z")
It’s not that you have a low post count. There are plenty, and I mean plenty, of well-spoken, intelligent, reasonable people on these boards with very low post counts. The difference between them and you is that those people don’t post repeatedly on a SOLITARY DAMN TOPIC in every thread they start or participate in. You have yet to contribute to any topic that is not related to your deathwish on old people. Do you see the distinction? You: 11 posts about hating old people, with a little vitriol against other posters thrown into the mix. Average newbies: 11 posts about a variety of topics, no attacks on other posters. I don’t give a flying fuck how many posts you have under your belt. What I do care about is that after your neglible participation on the boards, you feel called to denounce the boards and everyone on them, simply and only because people asked _why_ you feel the way you do. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/37 "2002-06-12T22:58:53Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > \*\*… are RUINING where I live, and who have RUINED my life in ways you couldn’t understand. \*\* I’m pretty gullible. Try me! (imagine Phil Silvers in “Mad, Mad World”) Understanding and opinions are formed on information, and you haven’t given us any to process! Do tell, me Buck-O, and maybe swing some support your way. Without outlining the situation, we can only assume the worst! Hey, Surreal! You’ve just been bumped down a peg! * * * Jesus was in a coma. ---
**Author:** ![Uekte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/919ad9/32.png) [@Uekte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uekte)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/38 "2002-06-12T23:06:05Z")
Why do you all give a shit how they ruined my life? It won’t change my opinions, nor will it change yours. This thread only exists b/c Dooku didn’t like the way I was reacting to his (bogus) post. Let’s make this as simple as possible: I ask a question. Help me, or not. But if you’re not helping, then fucko off!! ---
**Author:** ![Ferrous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Ferrous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ferrous)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/39 "2002-06-12T23:11:10Z")
Well you know, it’s just that most of us _haven’t_ had our lives ruined by old people, so we’re having trouble relating. Come on, snookums, share! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2002, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/40 "2002-06-12T23:11:24Z")
Fucko off? FUCKO OFF!!! **YOU** Fucko Off, buddy!!! > [@](#): > > Answer my questions, or don’t. Uh…hmmm…I think I’ll go with…don’t. Until such time as you can help us understand why you have such bile for seniors, I’m wishing you into the cornfield, kid. Thanks for the new Sig, though - such a PERFECT blend of irony and stupidity! It’s a keeper! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693.md?page=3)