# Uekte: You are a fuckface of the highest order **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693 "2002-06-12T19:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 8
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/141 "2002-06-16T01:07:39Z")
Might I respectfully submit, **Uekte** , that if you REALLY want other people’s help or input, this isn’t exactly the _best_ way to go about getting it? ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/142 "2002-06-16T02:29:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DesertGeezer \* > \*\*And **Canyon Surfer** , your parable was right on point. > \*\* Oops! Sorry, **Sublight** , it was _your_ parable I mentioned :smack:. I apologize to both you and **Canyon Surfer**. **Uetke** , on the other hand, can still go felch himself. I’m sure a Flex-Straw would serve. :wally (Sorry, I don’t know how to make the trademark symbol…anybody?) ---
**Author:** ![Scotticher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9c0ed/32.png) [@Scotticher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scotticher)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/143 "2002-06-16T02:47:14Z")
Use [sup]TM[/sup], hon. Hit quote on my post and it will show you the code. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/144 "2002-06-16T05:53:07Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > \*\*Use [sup]TM[/sup], hon. > > Hit quote on my post and it will show you the code. \*\* Thank you, **Scotticher**. I’ll file that away in my defective, almost sixty-year-old mind. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Fred](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/db5fbb/32.png) [@Fred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fred)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/145 "2002-06-16T21:32:30Z")
Tell you the truth, I’m not too impressed with the spaces in my name. Before it was fun, mysterious, and sexy. Now its plain jane. I’m pondering lobbying for **“the grim spectre ofred death”** with both retains the ambiguity of the old name and shows off my massive intellect by use of a literary illusion. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/146 "2002-06-17T05:12:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Scotticher \* > Use [sup]TM[/sup], hon. > > Hit quote on my post and it will show you the code. There’s also ™ which gives ™ which is a little better, IMHO. I’m not sure if it’s supported by older browsers, though. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/147 "2002-06-17T12:17:28Z")
Not enough log in your leafpile? [Tugahoy!](http://www.tugahoy.com) ---
**Author:** ![Algernon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a183cd/32.png) [@Algernon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Algernon)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/148 "2002-06-17T13:27:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by the grim spectre of red death \* > Tell you the truth, I’m not too impressed with the spaces in my name. Before it was fun, mysterious, and sexy. Now its plain jane. I’m pondering lobbying for **“the grim spectre ofred death”** with both retains the ambiguity of the old name and shows off my massive intellect by use of a literary illusion. [to continue the hijacking subplot of this thread] For the record, I like the spaces. The literary allusion is more satisfying than the ambiguity. Besides, if you follow through with your idea, most of the readers who don’t know your history will just think “geez, ol’ **grim** sure screwed up by forgetting a space in his username.” [/subplot] ---
**Author:** ![AveDementia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bc8723/32.png) [@AveDementia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AveDementia)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2002, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/149 "2002-06-17T23:04:54Z")
Uh, **TheLoadedDog** , I think you might be in error there. I think you need to read [this.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/announcement.php?forumid=5) ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/150 "2002-06-18T00:15:40Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by TwistofFate \* > \*\*Not enough log in your leafpile? > > [Tugahoy!](http://www.tugahoy.com) \*\* What has this got to do with the OP? At least the other hijaks were related in some way to the conversation. Are you a stockholder in this new “skin game”? Go sell your foreskins someplace else. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![minty\_green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f6c823/32.png) [@minty\_green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/minty_green)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/151 "2002-06-18T01:35:06Z")
Psst, **DesertGeezer**. Do a search on “Jack Dean Tyler” and “Tugahoy,” and all will become clear. Disturbing, but clear. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/152 "2002-06-18T07:34:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by minty green \* > \*\*Psst, **DesertGeezer**. Do a search on “Jack Dean Tyler” and “Tugahoy,” and all will become clear. Disturbing, but clear. \*\* Disturbing is right, **minty**. Apparently there is a lot the Geezer hasn’t seen before, despite his advanced (according to **Uekte** ) years. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 10:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/153 "2002-06-18T10:08:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by DesertGeezer \* > \*\* > > What has this got to do with the OP? At least the other hijaks were related in some way to the conversation. Are you a stockholder in this new “skin game”? > > Go sell your foreskins someplace else. :rolleyes: \*\* Whosh, my friend, Whoosh 😉 ---
**Author:** ![ShadowWarrior](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7993a0/32.png) [@ShadowWarrior](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShadowWarrior)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 10:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/154 "2002-06-18T10:28:24Z")
Uetke obviously wants to be a [Sandman](http://us.imdb.com/Title?0074812) when he grows up. Of course, by the time he’s grown up, he’ll be an eligible target himself! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Ash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b3f665/32.png) [@Dragon\_Ash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Ash)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 10:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/155 "2002-06-18T10:40:16Z")
This link damn near got me fired… Apologies if this has been posted before. [http://knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm](http://knology.net/~carlos/redneck.htm) ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2002, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/156 "2002-06-18T14:48:48Z")
Interesting…I would like to point my father to this thread, but I am afraid he would probalby not care for the language too much. But he is over 60, is, interestingly enough, a Gerentology proffessor. He is semi retired, but he still drives from Fort Worth To Waco to teach classes at Baylor, and not 20 miles an hour under the speed limit(he got a ticket the other day in a speed trap). He also does counseling on the side for people who cant afford to go to a regular shrink. And in addition to all that, he writes psychology textbooks, works his own garden, and Travels around the country doing lectures and such. Some retirement. SO I would hardly say he is taking up space. If you ask him though, he’s slaking off. He has done more good for people in his “Senior years” than I suspect the OP will do in his lifetime. According to him (and he is an expert in such things), older people are not just living much longer than before, but they are able to contribute and work often well past the 70’s or 80’s, certainly much past 60. I just looked, and they actually have a used copy of one of his books for sale on Amazon, so he truely has arrived. Oh, and I live a neighborhood with a lot of seniors. THey are just great, and I never have to worry about my house when I’m gone. THey see everything that goes on in that neighborhood. Better than an alarm system, by far. And thier lawns look a lot better than mine. Thats the only problem really, I feel bad when I see my yard with a bunch of weeds, and thier perfectly cared for lawn right next to them. I guess Im the bad element in my area. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/157 "2002-06-23T02:07:47Z")
I have to say that **Squish** is my new favorite poster here! This thread was quite entertaining. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/158 "2002-06-23T03:42:06Z")
\ Why, thankee! ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/159 "2002-06-23T08:21:29Z")
So where the hell is **Uekte** anyway. Is he such a chickenshit that he can’t face reasonable people, or has he been banned? And will we ever know. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/160 "2002-06-23T13:03:01Z")
He showed up in General Questions in a thread entitled–wait for it–are you ready–“Elderly People Coolness.” \ Seventeen posts he’s got and they’re all on the same subject… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693.md?page=7) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693.md?page=9)