# Uekte: You are a fuckface of the highest order **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 12, 2002, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693 "2002-06-12T19:19:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/161 "2002-06-23T15:53:01Z")
Yeah, and I was admonished for calling him a moron in that GQ thread. Now that this is in the pit, I will go further and say that he is a complete and utter imbecile who should have his voting privleges (if any) revoked. Further, he should be forcibly castrated, without anesthesia, before he breeds more imbeciles and he should then be executed before he has a chance to reach the advanced age he so despises. Fucking waste of oxygen to keep the punk piece of shit breathing a day longer. ---
**Author:** ![Rilchiam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/2bfe46/32.png) [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2002, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/162 "2002-06-23T22:06:57Z")
**Louis** : I support you. Just wanted to say that upfront… …but did you also notice that **Uetke** was prohibited from posting in that thread? I wonder if that’s the first time such a thing has happened: a non-banned poster barred from a specific thread? ---
**Author:** ![LouisB](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/dfb087/32.png) [@LouisB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LouisB)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/163 "2002-06-24T00:12:04Z")
**Rilchiam,** thanks. Your support is greatly appreciated. I did notice that Uetke was told not to post in that thread. I don’t mind the admonishment so much since I didn’t contribute anything to the OP’s question. But, I am older than that punk’s cut off age of sixty, and just seeing his name makes my blood boil. ---
**Author:** ![hawthorne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@hawthorne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hawthorne)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/164 "2002-06-24T14:43:58Z")
> [@](#): > > _Posted by Fairblue_ > _[in reference to TLD’s sig: \ “Check them out” - Cecil Adams\>]_ > > Uh, TheLoadedDog, I think you might be in error there. I think you need to read this [the false attribution announcement]. Na, it’s ridgy-didge: [http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020329.html](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/020329.html) ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/165 "2002-06-24T18:09:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Squish \* > \*\*He showed up in General Questions in a thread entitled–wait for it–are you ready–“Elderly People Coolness.” \ > > Seventeen posts he’s got and they’re all on the same subject… \*\* Oh, for the love of peanut. What the hell does his post in that thread even **mean**?! Did you all also notice that he started an ATMB thread to complain about getting banned from that thread? **Uekte** , if you’re still here, and it appears that you are, I ask you: **What** are you still doing here? Didn’t you say you were leaving? Seriously. Leave. If I may be so bold as to speak for **every** member of this board, I can say without reservation that you are not going to convince **any** of us, anyone at all that may read your ramblings, that you are somehow right, and there’s this awful “old people” infestation, and something must be done. No, I think I can safely say that we all think you’re a taco shy of a taco plate. I’ll say it once more now, in a special language that you are sure to understand: **FUCKO OFF.** ---
**Author:** ![Uekte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/919ad9/32.png) [@Uekte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uekte)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/166 "2002-06-24T23:13:45Z")
> [@](#): > > If I may be so bold as to speak for every member of this board, I can say without reservation that you are not going to convince any of us, anyone at all that may read your ramblings, that you are somehow right, and there’s this awful “old people” infestation, and something must be done. Wrong. I have had a few members who agree with me send me Email, which is all I was hoping for. That’s right, sycophants - other members agree with me! Shocking!!! I will keep them anonymous, per their requests, but rest assured I’m not the only one that feels this way. I’m just the only one with the balls to acknowedge that a bunch of crazy old assholes are sucking resources out of this country. Repeat: you do not speak for everyone - other members are with me. Chew on that, shitheads. If anyone else wants to know more about what we can do about the old people problem, send me email. I’d like to defend my position publicly, but I’m not allowed to respond to a thread without a Mod closing it. In fact, this thread will probably be closed the minute they discover that I’ve posted to it again. One more BBQ thread is coming about the hypocritical mods and their bending of the rules where it suits them, then I’m gone. That way they can just lock that thread, it’ll be easier for them than following me around wherever I post. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/167 "2002-06-24T23:23:51Z")
\ So, **Uekte** , you’re going to kill yourself before 60, right? Obviously, as you’re certainly a worm of your convictions! Would you please give us the exact place, date and time of your suicide, so that we may make the appropriate arrangements for the tailgate party, parade, and celebratory fireworks? BTW–did you ever tell your parents that I want to see them in here? Because they haven’t shown up yet, and they need a severe talking to! ---
**Author:** ![Morbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morbo/32/389_2.png) [@Morbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morbo)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2002, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/168 "2002-06-24T23:46:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > \*\*Wrong. I have had a few members who agree with me send me Email, which is all I was hoping for. That’s right, sycophants - other members agree with me! Shocking!!! I will keep them anonymous, per their requests, but rest assured I’m not the only one that feels this way. I’m just the only one with the balls to acknowedge that a bunch of crazy old assholes are sucking resources out of this country. Repeat: you do not speak for everyone - other members are with me. Chew on that, shitheads. > \*\* Wrong. You have had exactly zero members who agree with you send you Email. That’s, right, miscreant - no one agrees with you! Rest assured, you are the only one that feels this way. You are the only one having eaten balls containing E. Coli resulting in your thinking that a bunch of crazy old assholes are sucking resources out of this country. Repeat: you have not received email from anyone that agrees with you. ::chomp, munch, slurp, smack:: ---
**Author:** ![SmackFu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@SmackFu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmackFu)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/169 "2002-06-25T02:09:28Z")
So I don’t think anyone’s mentioned this yet, but apparently in [Norwegian](http://www.freedict.com/onldict/nor.html), **uekte** means: > [@](#): > > false, bastard, insincere Hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![reprise](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ea666f/32.png) [@reprise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/reprise)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/170 "2002-06-25T02:18:05Z")
I’ve got an idea. Why don’t all of those old people and their assets move to Third World countries. That way you wouldn’t have to put up with the old people, and their accumulated knowledge and wealth could be used for the betterment of humanity as a whole. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/171 "2002-06-25T02:44:41Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > \*\* > > Wrong. I have had a few members who agree with me send me Email, which is all I was hoping for. That’s right, sycophants - other members agree with me! Shocking!!! I will keep them anonymous, per their requests, but rest assured I’m not the only one that feels this way. . \*\* Oh come _on_ now! You can do better than that! Sheesh, do you guys all work from the same script? O.K., now that we’ve got the weird psycosis, the Nazi mod thing and the “secret e-mail from my fans” things out of the way, do you think you can get to the meltdown before I have to go to sleep? ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/172 "2002-06-25T02:56:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > \*\*O.K., now that we’ve got the weird psycosis, the Nazi mod thing and the “secret e-mail from my fans” things out of the way, do you think you can get to the meltdown before I have to go to sleep? \*\* Naw, **Biggirl** , you’ve gotta jab him some more with that Big Pointy Stick called common sense before he falls down, shaking and crying uncontrollably. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Uekte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/919ad9/32.png) [@Uekte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uekte)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/173 "2002-06-25T03:33:03Z")
Wow! A thread stays open after I post in it! You morons can’t even be consistent with your own special rules, can you? Riddle: What kind of a momma’s boy milk and cookie fuckhead uses a quote from Labyrinth in their sig, then includes the sig in every single fucking post they make, taking special care to select “show signature” every time in case we all missed it the last 500 times it was included? Answer: The same momma’s boy milk and cookie fuckhead that lives in a Cryopod on the LEXX!!! mmmmherrherrherrherr!! You are a truly special fucking nerd loser, ain’t ya? ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/174 "2002-06-25T03:49:22Z")
Thank you **Uekte** and good night. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/175 "2002-06-25T04:02:44Z")
Uekte, if you didn’t make us all laugh with your psycho babbling, then we wouldn’t have let you come back, but since you give us so much enjoyment and some stupidity to yell at, we don’t shut down this thread. And another thing. When you posted your little quote about ignorance a good while ago, well, this board is about fighting ignorance. In this case, yours. And just to rub it in, here’s my sig. ---
**Author:** ![Squish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Squish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squish)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/176 "2002-06-25T04:03:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > \*\*Wow! A thread stays open after I post in it! You morons can’t even be consistent with your own special rules, can you? > > Riddle: What kind of a momma’s boy milk and cookie fuckhead uses a quote from Labyrinth in their sig, then includes the sig in every single fucking post they make, taking special care to select “show signature” every time in case we all missed it the last 500 times it was included? > > Answer: The same momma’s boy milk and cookie fuckhead that lives in a Cryopod on the LEXX!!! mmmmherrherrherrherr!! You are a truly special fucking nerd loser, ain’t ya? \*\* That’s what a sig line _is_, kid. Just got yer first computer last month, eh? You’re the one walking around with a username that means “bastard”. I also have a tattoo from LEXX on my _face_. And I’m a 42-year-old woman–boy, bet that really torques you, right? (A couple more posts to meltdown! BWA HA HA HA HA!) ---
**Author:** ![CrefloChronicle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@CrefloChronicle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrefloChronicle)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/177 "2002-06-25T05:41:26Z")
I agree, he’s a real butt monkey. But aside from that: > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Grimace \* > \*\* > From what you have wrote, you sound like a immature, whiny-assed _fucknut_ , who has no regard or respect for anyone elses property or feelings. > . \*\* Erg, no fair, **grimace**. I haven’t ever seen anyone else use the turn of phrase _fucknut_ before other than me, I thought it was mine. Oh well, I suppose my contribution to the english language will have to be something else. What a bother. Creffie Oops, the added italics are my own. Don’t want to get in trouble on post #4! ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/178 "2002-06-25T06:32:04Z")
Oh my friggin’ God, he actually used the “I have E-mails that support me!” defense?!? Holy hell, the black hole of his intelligence just keeps getting denser and denser, doesn’t it? > [@](#): > > Wow! A thread stays open after I post in it! You morons can’t even be consistent with your own special rules, can you? Says the Chucklehead who has already claimed he’s never going to come back to the Board. Hey… got any reason or intelligence to argue with? Or are you gonna stick with schoolyard “You’re a poopy-head!”-level insults? ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/179 "2002-06-25T09:48:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Uekte \* > **Wrong. I have had a few members who agree with me send me Email, which is all I was hoping for.** Sure you have. And you’ve channeled Ponce De Leone and discovered the fountain of youth so you’ll never have to become one of the dreadful aged you so despise. You’re not only a crazy fuck, you’re a liar. > [@](#): > > **That’s right, sycophants …** And you still haven’t looked up “sycophant.” You like to use it (you’ve done so several times) I think because you want to impress us with your vocabulary. But you’ve used it incorrectly in every case. Here’s a definition from The American Heritage Dictionary: syc·o·phant, n. A servile self-seeker who attempts to win favor by flattering influential people.- I can assure you, nobody here is interested in flattering anybody else here, least of all you. If you had read as much as you blather, you would know that. So now, in your own immortal words: \*\*FUCKO OFF!! \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Siege](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dbc845/32.png) [@Siege](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siege)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2002, 9:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693/180 "2002-06-25T09:50:55Z")
**Uekte** , your posting style makes me think you slipped a decimal when typing your age. You sound 2.4 years old, not 24. Posting broad, hypothetical social situations and holding unpopular opinions are about as common around here as typos, if not more so. The problem is, when you’ve been asked to back things up, instead of doing so, you’ve said it’s none of our business or responded with personal attacks and profanity. So your life was made miserable by some older people. For the record, I was molested by a man in his 60’s when I was a kid, and have other problems with men of his age and older. I’m not for rounding them all up on suspicion of being potential sex offenders, and I’m willing to give most people a chance. I did, by the way, give you one, but your last couple of posts didn’t help your case. Parts of my life have been made a living hell by obnoxious, arrogant young men. I’m not advocating sending them to camps wholesale, although I do reserve the like to heartily dislike them. You come across as a whiner who gets upset when people disagree with him. There are a lot of people in the world who are going to do that, even if you had less extreme views. Deal with it. Oh, and by the way, I broke and dislocated a finger at school when I was a kid. Calling an ambulance never occurred to me or my family. Instead, I waited for Mum to come from work to school to pick me up and take me to the hospital. I whimpered a bit, but certainly did not scream and cry – all that would have done was annoy my mother and give me a sore throat to boot. But then, we were obviously raised differently. My family has a history of living until 80 or more. My grandmother once deliberately knocked someone into a chair when she was in her 90’s because this person was being cruel to someone. I look forward to seeing you in 25 years or so. CJ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uekte-you-are-a-fuckface-of-the-highest-order/113693.md?page=10)