# Ugly product logos/mascots

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 18, 2020, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056 "2020-05-18T18:23:41Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2020, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/41 "2020-05-21T17:01:44Z")

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For an ugly logo, I have already mentioned one for a fertility center that I pass on US-95 north of Boston, going towards New Hampshire. It has a pink THING for a logo that for the longest time I couldn’t interpret. The closest thing I could get was that it looked like a squid, sort of, with three or four tentacles dangling under it. What that had to do with fertility, I have no idea. It was only when I looked them up online that I could tell what the logo was supposed to be. With all the separating lines in place, it was a man and woman embracing, but the sign by the road didn’t look like that at all. It looks like it’s offering roadside calamari.  
And I’ve complained before about the Chessie System railroad logo. When I first sa this, in Rochester NY, I again had no idea what it was. I thought maybe the paint had blistered and cracked on a painted circle, but when I saw that all the railroad cars had the same “cracking”, I realized that it was deliberate. It looked sort of like a cat head and upper body, but a weirdly distorted cat, and in an unnatural, gravity-defying pose. I made a sort-of “C”, which was the point. It’s at the top of this page:

> **[Caturday felids: Chessie the railroad kitten](https://whyevolutionistrue.com/2014/07/19/caturday-felids-chessie-the-railroad-kitten/)**
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> If you live in the U.S. and are of a certain age, you might know about “Chessie” the railroad cat: the symbol of the Chesapeake and Ohio Railroad.  Or you might have simply seen this sy…

If you scroll down the page, you can see where it comes from – it’s the silhouette of a kitten sleeping on a pillow, which explains both the gravity-defying part (it’s lying down, and they don’t show the supportting pillow) and the distortion (parts of the kitten are covered by the pillow and blanket).

If you were familiar with the old logo, which actually SHOWED the image, you’d get it, and think that the silhouette was kind of cool, but if you’d never seen it (like me), you simply wondered what the hell it was supposed to be. Other logos, after all, that streamlined and modernized are perfectly comprehensible to the unintiated, like the late 1960s MGM logo that was used for _2001: A Space Odyssey_, or the 1964 Bell Telephone “schematic” Bell logo.

[![](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_the_Lion_(MGM)#/media/File:MGM_logo_used_in_the_movie_%222001_A_Space_Odyssey%22.jpg) ](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leo_the_Lion_(MGM)#/media/File:MGM_logo_used_in_the_movie_%222001_A_Space_Odyssey%22.jpg)

> **[Bell System](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bell_System#/media/File:Bell_System_hires_1969_logo_blue.svg)**
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> The Bell System was a system of telecommunication companies, led by the Bell Telephone Company and later by the American Telephone and Telegraph Company (AT&T), that dominated the telephone services industry in North America for over one hundred years from its creation in 1877 until its antitrust breakup in 1983. The system of companies was often colloquially called Ma Bell (as in "Mother Bell"), as it held a vertical monopoly over telecommunication products and services in most areas of the Unit...

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2020, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/42 "2020-05-21T19:32:26Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> And I’ve complained before about the Chessie System railroad logo. When I first sa this, in Rochester NY, I again had no idea what it was. I thought maybe the paint had blistered and cracked on a painted circle, but when I saw that all the railroad cars had the same “cracking”, I realized that it was deliberate. It looked sort of like a cat head and upper body, but a weirdly distorted cat, and in an unnatural, gravity-defying pose. I made a sort-of “C”, which was the point. It’s at the top of this page:
> 
> [Caturday felids: Chessie the railroad kitten – Why Evolution Is True](https://whyevolutionistrue.wordpress.com/2014/07/19/caturday-felids-chessie-the-railroad-kitten/)
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> If you scroll down the page, you can see where it comes from – it’s the silhouette of a kitten sleeping on a pillow, which explains both the gravity-defying part (it’s lying down, and they don’t show the supportting pillow) and the distortion (parts of the kitten are covered by the pillow and blanket).
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> If you were familiar with the old logo, which actually SHOWED the image, you’d get it, and think that the silhouette was kind of cool, but if you’d never seen it (like me), you simply wondered what the hell it was supposed to be.

Good one. Speaking of railroads, following a wave of mergers from the '60s onward, it has been increasingly difficult to relate the railroad’s name to where it goes or what it does, as these names used to represent, and today without even an attempt at an actual graphic logo. Worst among them are BNSF (which at least refers to the former Burlington Northern and Santa Fe lines) and the Chessie’s successor, CSX (which, far as I can tell, means nothing at all).

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2020, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/43 "2020-05-21T22:16:42Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> Gritty, the mascot for the Philadelphia Flyers is bizarre and disconcerting
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> [https://www.google.com/search?q=gritty+mascot&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALeKk01TtlTnj3xTiKcnvB2aOJLWJ-\_Buw:1590041710572&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiilNj6psTpAhXNVc0KHVCWBnAQ\_AUoAXoECBYQAQ&biw=424&bih=744](https://www.google.com/search?q=gritty+mascot&prmd=inv&sxsrf=ALeKk01TtlTnj3xTiKcnvB2aOJLWJ-_Buw:1590041710572&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiilNj6psTpAhXNVc0KHVCWBnAQ_AUoAXoECBYQAQ&biw=424&bih=744)

> [@Munch](#):
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> My brother lives in Philly, and from what I understand, people there absolutely love him. He fits in nicely next to the Phanatic.

Perfectly appropriate for the city, then.😉

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**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2020, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/44 "2020-05-21T22:27:23Z")

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Speaking of bizarre and disconcerting sports mascots, I have to nominate the hydrocephalic [Mr. Met.](https://static01.nyt.com/images/2017/06/02/sports/02mets-web1/02mets-web1-articleLarge.jpg?quality=75&auto=webp&disable=upscale) Conan O’Brian did a bit on [Mr. Met’s suicide attempts](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mDqzWRM0ar8)when he didn’t make it into the Mascot Hall of Fame.

[When Mr. Met died in 2014, he was believed to be over 10,000 years old.](https://clickhole.com/goodnight-sweet-prince-beloved-baseball-monster-mr-m-1825123218/)

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [May 21, 2020, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/45 "2020-05-21T23:52:47Z")

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> [@Hatchie](#):
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> [Shriners Hospitals for Children.](https://i.postimg.cc/Pqy6Sj2k/20141006063259.jpg)  
> I appreciate your charity work. But, old-white-guy-with-a-fez, you’re coming off a teensy bit pedo.

Sorry, but where do you get old or white from that graphic?

I also wonder what you see in that logo that is even a teensy bit pedo? Is a man never allowed to hold a child in his arms?

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**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guy_incognito/32/3920_2.png) [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/46 "2020-05-22T19:35:47Z")

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I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned the ColoGuard symbol / mascot yet. It’s practically a picture of a butt with a turd hanging halfway out of it.

[https://www.cologuardtest.com/faq](https://www.cologuardtest.com/faq)

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/47 "2020-05-22T19:54:05Z")

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> [@Guy\_Incognito](#):
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> I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned the ColoGuard symbol / mascot yet. It’s practically a picture of a butt with a turd hanging halfway out of it.
> 
> [https://www.cologuardtest.com/faq](https://www.cologuardtest.com/faq)

Lately the local furniture chain Bernie and Phil’s has started running an ad with an animated box coming up to the front door. It’s meant to illustrate that they now have Free Home Delivery. But when the woman opens her door and picks up the box and hugs it (with a big smile on her face) i swear it looks as if she’s greeting her ColoGuard box. And a little too enthusiastically.

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**Author:** ![furryman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/furryman/32/99_2.png) [@furryman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/furryman)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/48 "2020-05-22T19:54:25Z")

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The original Aunt Jemina was so creepy that it’s hard to believe anybody thought she would be appealing.  
[https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/aunt\_jemima/media/file3ajemimasweddingday.jpg](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/aunt_jemima/media/file3ajemimasweddingday.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2020, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/49 "2020-05-22T20:14:51Z")

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> [@Guy\_Incognito](#):
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> I can’t believe that nobody has mentioned the ColoGuard symbol / mascot yet. It’s practically a picture of a butt with a turd hanging halfway out of it.
> 
> [https://www.cologuardtest.com/faq](https://www.cologuardtest.com/faq)

Gee. Thank you for putting that idea in my head.

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**Author:** ![Guy\_Incognito](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guy_incognito/32/3920_2.png) [@Guy\_Incognito](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guy_Incognito)\
**Post date:** [May 23, 2020, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/50 "2020-05-23T03:22:21Z")

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Dewey,

Be thankful that the tail on the “G” wasn’t colored brown. I think they were making a half-assed (Ha!) attempt at subtlety.

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**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/51 "2020-05-24T04:28:54Z")

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Ugly mascots, you said?

[WE LOVE THE SUUUUBS!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M)

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/52 "2020-05-24T04:58:41Z")

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I loved the Quiznos mascots!

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**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 8:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/53 "2020-05-24T08:31:58Z")

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Oh, christ, I remember when those ads came out. My friends were circled, passing around a bowl, and we all just stared at the TV in speechless horror and bemusement.

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**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/54 "2020-05-24T16:24:50Z")

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I was so hipster I was into the Spongmonkeys before Quizno’s… “[We love the moooon… because it is so high, but not as hiiiigh maybe as dirigibles or zeppelins…!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9MZNEXrElw&list=RDI9MZNEXrElw&start_radio=1)”

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**Post date:** [May 24, 2020, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/55 "2020-05-24T20:32:54Z")

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Here’s the Freedom Fertility sign with its “Squid or whatever the hell it is” in pink on it:

(On viewing, that doesn’t work. Here it is in the upper left):

> **[Freedom Fertility Pharmacy - Refill Fertility Medications Online](https://www.freedomfertility.com/)**
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> Order prescriptions or refill your fertility medications online. Whether you’re a doctor or a patient, we’re your go-to fertility pharmacy.

Here, too:

> **[Freedom Fertility](https://www.facebook.com/freedomfertility/)**
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> Freedom Fertility, Byfield, Massachusetts. 255 likes · 5 talking about this · 15 were here. There’s nothing more important to us than getting you what you need, when you need it. Most often that’s...

Without the lines on its website, you can’t tell that it’s supposed to be a couple, embracing from behind

[https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;\_ylt=AwrCmmaw2cpeanEAXTcPxQt.;\_ylu=X3oDMTE0djR2a2k0BGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQzAxNjFfMQRzZWMDcGl2cw--?p=Freedom+Fertility+BYfield+MA&type=863154429&hspart=omr&hsimp=yhs-001&param1=y6bdVFVIsvuYsgEClQfz8KTL4HLBF1wBOkVfCJhNXY7InHcP%2FEfarKmEJnYKiw1D4HbD1gtV%2BuxKD67L8DH%2By4cCcCFqKambVMMzKDtVVbSyaK3HxpiTsIyCR840LyzyuwQWXkup7%2FzFTUt6iugreiHSGRNsYGOWX8X7Hhmndq3hXXtsI0iB%2BsaPkRZbewxTs5RuijV91o6GGvR4L%2FI6oQt8VGxFsZHcyME9VnQ%2FwjDRW696sWTd33C10e0f7FZqIjlzHlefvr7lwY5Y%2B%2FZbre3n9RPducTbEPilMSbUIx0%3D&ei=UTF-8&fr=yhs-omr-001&guce\_referrer=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&guce\_referrer\_sig=AQAAACXEjOdIOhOrrOEQv7cgEtCoFTb1K90wlnJWmxuRqwvVw\_ruuExb-JT8kNiOBbkXayzQ1C-dbN9gdATJvXLyL8gryuAdnjz3Hv\_bV1dZLwPBRbN7xXrXi7WmsQMb\_E4RujNrSt2yAfXKQiGds3sOG7lMyFQnneAVkPjl4QfkUH6g&\_guc\_consent\_skip=1590352339#id=0&iurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sdfertility.com%2Fcontent%2F5-resources%2F6-infertility-resources%2F5-fertility-pharmacy%2Flogo-ffp.png&action=click](https://images.search.yahoo.com/yhs/search;_ylt=AwrCmmaw2cpeanEAXTcPxQt.;_ylu=X3oDMTE0djR2a2k0BGNvbG8DYmYxBHBvcwMxBHZ0aWQDQzAxNjFfMQRzZWMDcGl2cw--?p=Freedom+Fertility+BYfield+MA&type=863154429&hspart=omr&hsimp=yhs-001&param1=y6bdVFVIsvuYsgEClQfz8KTL4HLBF1wBOkVfCJhNXY7InHcP%2FEfarKmEJnYKiw1D4HbD1gtV%2BuxKD67L8DH%2By4cCcCFqKambVMMzKDtVVbSyaK3HxpiTsIyCR840LyzyuwQWXkup7%2FzFTUt6iugreiHSGRNsYGOWX8X7Hhmndq3hXXtsI0iB%2BsaPkRZbewxTs5RuijV91o6GGvR4L%2FI6oQt8VGxFsZHcyME9VnQ%2FwjDRW696sWTd33C10e0f7FZqIjlzHlefvr7lwY5Y%2B%2FZbre3n9RPducTbEPilMSbUIx0%3D&ei=UTF-8&fr=yhs-omr-001&guce_referrer=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&guce_referrer_sig=AQAAACXEjOdIOhOrrOEQv7cgEtCoFTb1K90wlnJWmxuRqwvVw_ruuExb-JT8kNiOBbkXayzQ1C-dbN9gdATJvXLyL8gryuAdnjz3Hv_bV1dZLwPBRbN7xXrXi7WmsQMb_E4RujNrSt2yAfXKQiGds3sOG7lMyFQnneAVkPjl4QfkUH6g&_guc_consent_skip=1590352339#id=0&iurl=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.sdfertility.com%2Fcontent%2F5-resources%2F6-infertility-resources%2F5-fertility-pharmacy%2Flogo-ffp.png&action=click)

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**Author:** ![Hatchie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hatchie/32/3983_2.png) [@Hatchie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hatchie)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2020, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ugly-product-logos-mascots/854056/56 "2020-05-27T17:24:39Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Sorry, but where do you get old or white from that graphic?

[These guys?](https://medinah.org/events/parade-schedule/)

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