# Uh oh...SPANK THE MONKEY!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 22, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255 "2002-05-22T06:03:48Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Monster104](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monster104)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/1 "2002-05-22T06:03:48Z")
[http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/](http://www.tekzoned.com/spank/)
For some quite possibly patheticly scary reason, this has kept me amused for quite some time now.
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### Author:  [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/2 "2002-05-22T06:08:13Z")
Dude, thats just weird, yet strangely fun.
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### Author:  [@Ooner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ooner)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/3 "2002-05-22T06:47:18Z")
I think this was posted before and maybe lost in the great board fire of 2002.
I can only spank the monkey at 194 miles per hour. I need practice.
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### Author:  [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/4 "2002-05-22T06:58:19Z")
The highest I can get is 317, but am usually around 200/
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### Author:  [@auRa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/auRa)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/5 "2002-05-22T07:06:58Z")
Yeeah… 419. 🙂 Pretty good for a girl, huh?
I really get amused easily, don’t I?
OOH! 421!!
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### Author:  [@Sinyster1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sinyster1)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/6 "2002-05-22T07:16:09Z")
only 288, I know I can do it faster than that…heh
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 9:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/7 "2002-05-22T09:51:47Z")
Around 250 is doable. 563? HOW?
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 9:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/8 "2002-05-22T09:52:25Z")
Oooh!! 408! 😃
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### Author:  [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/9 "2002-05-22T11:52:10Z")
545 By mistake
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### Author:  [@peepthis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peepthis)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/10 "2002-05-22T12:41:45Z")
If you figure out the trick to it, you can get over 3000-5000 regularly…
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### Author:  [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/11 "2002-05-22T12:46:31Z")
I couldn’t get up to 3000, but I did manage 776.
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### Author:  [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/12 "2002-05-22T13:20:51Z")
Geez! What do you guys eat for breakfast? I got 66 mph and then I “dropped” the hand so I gave up.
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### Author:  [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/13 "2002-05-22T14:38:06Z")
844 here… yup, there’s a trick to it, but I ain’t tellin’. 😃
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### Author:  [@EchoKitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EchoKitty)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/14 "2002-05-22T14:40:31Z")
But we’re both kittys! Come on! Tell!
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### Author:  [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/15 "2002-05-22T14:49:13Z")
Ah.
Patience. You must learn to think “outside the box!” 😃
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### Author:  [@Aguecheek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aguecheek)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/16 "2002-05-22T14:51:24Z")
Oooh! 861!
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/17 "2002-05-22T14:54:06Z")
Ha! 1118 MPH. 😃
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### Author:  [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/18 "2002-05-22T15:21:39Z")
This is highly disturbing and has absolutely no socially redeeming qualities to it **whatsover**
Damn ain’t it fun!
Thanks **Monster104**
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### Author:  [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/19 "2002-05-22T15:36:21Z")
Alright! I have been spanking my monkey for 30 minutes trying to figure out this “trick” and I think I am starting to go blind! Could someone drop a bigger hint please? Throw me a bone 😉
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### Author:  [@bobkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobkitty)
#### Post date: [May 22, 2002, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uh-oh-spank-the-monkey/110255/20 "2002-05-22T17:18:04Z")
::ahem::
Kitties like to run around the outside of things while holding down mice, only to let the mouse go when they get to the other side.
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