Here’s something that occured to me tonight: We make a bigger deal out of the damned Super Bowl, than we do the Presidential debates. This strikes me as pretty fargin’ stupid. We shouldn’t have an eight hour pre-game show for the Super Bowl ([Lewis Black] Who’s watching that? There’s not enough liquor in the universe to be able to watch that! [/LB]), and not a “pre-game” show for the debates. Given that the biggest thing to come out of the Super Bowl is the SCOTUS decision that you can flash your titty to a billion or so people, I’d think that we’d be dedicating a bit more of our coverage to the debates than the Super Bowl.
I also think that we should have a standardized format for the debates, and not this bickering over how they should be structured. It should be there’s a slate of questions (say 10), and the candidates get a random selection of half of them to study for before the debates.
The debate itself should be ran something like a game show. You’ve got a moderator/time keeper who asks the questions (and hits a loud buzzer the moment a candidate goes over their alloted time), a score keeper (more on this in a moment) and a pair of judges. Who goes first will be decided by a coin toss, and when a candidate is asked a question, he/she will have two minutes to respond, the opposing candidate will have one minute to rebutt/ask a follow up, and then the first candidate will have another two minutes to react to that. The judges will award/subtract points based on the accuracy of a candidates answer or if a candidate goes over their allotted time. If Candidate A says something like his/her opponent authored a bill which would require all Americans to have a barcode tattooed on the back of their neck, and Candidate B’s bill really prohibited the use of tattoos as a means of identifying prisoners, not only would the judges penalize Candidate A, but they’d have a link up where you could read the actual bill. (You could do a bit of a split screen thing as well, for the viewing audience to see it.)
This would do a number of things (and have the judges be selected from a respected non-partisan group). One is that it would shut down a lot of bald faced lying which goes on during the debates. The other is that it would give a more balanced perspective on the debates. We all know that both sides have their “own” “news” networks, which many of the party loyal listen to/watch exclusively. This means that while they’ll hear all about the other jerk’s mistakes/misstatements/etc., they’ll hear almost nothing about their own guys screw ups. By having judges who call out “foul” during the debates when one side or the other tries to spin their bullshit, both sides get to hear what a wanker their candidate is.
The scoring would provide a “neutral” assessment of how each candidate did during the debate, while providing ample fodder for water cooler discussion the following day. (Can you believe the judges fouling out Candidate B because he/she said _________? It was a simple goof! Anyone could make that mistake! That was totally wrong, and completely obscured his point about ________.) It would also make things more interesting to watch, as well as put a little added pressure on the candidates. (I imagine that a candidate who got totally flustered and started bitching about the judges/time keeper/etc. would see a dramatic drop in their poll ratings, as would one who kept lying about what they or their opponent had done.)
Candidates could also call for a ruling on something that the other candidate said, so that if the comment was “technically” accurate, but unjustly portrayed them in a bad light, they could have a “neutral” observer weigh in on the matter.