# UK Autumn/Winter Dopefest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 20, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127 "2004-09-20T13:20:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 9

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/161 "2004-10-28T15:35:37Z")

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Looks like the madness has started.

This is going to be a good one folks! 😃

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/162 "2004-10-28T15:56:19Z")

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Ozzy style? Fuck that, i’m sticking to my Bryan Ferry style.

Your order has been received.

Thank you for ordering with [http://www.play.com](http://www.play.com).

Please check the following order Information:  
Item : Roxy Music - Manifesto  
Price : £6.99  
Quantity : 1  
Delivery Cost : Free  
Payment : Credit Card

etc

Do the STRANDski!

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**Author:** ![Eva\_Luna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/e495f1/32.png) [@Eva\_Luna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eva_Luna)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/163 "2004-10-28T16:11:15Z")

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> [@Angua](#):
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> **Eva** , you can post stuff to me. I’m checking with Customs as I type as to if there’s any restrictions.
> 
> I have in fact just got off the phone with them, and there are no restrictions! Post away!

I _could_ post stuff to you, if I had your address. You’ve still got my e-mail address, right? I may just throw in a little something extra.

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/164 "2004-10-28T16:57:58Z")

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> [@Eva Luna](#):
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> I _could_ post stuff to you, if I had your address. You’ve still got my e-mail address, right? I may just throw in a little something extra.

Good point. Will email you my address.

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/165 "2004-10-28T20:12:26Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Iceland doesn’t drink pints.

Maybe not _yet_. But you haven’t been to a UK Dopefest before. Specifically, a UK Dopefest which \*\*Paul Berserker \*\* is also attending. (We didn’t say anything about drinking pints _voluntarily_).

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> And hey…the photos only _ **suggest** _ that I enjoyed those rights. I demand that I enjoy them

Not gonna happen, my friend. A quasi-amusing photo for the enjoyment of the Doper gang is one thing. But all the Doper gals are ladies of impeccable integrity with unblemished reputations among good society, and are known to be shining beacons of uncompromised moral probity.

> [@Angua](#):
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> And there will be no removal of any of my outer garments whilst we’re in the pub

Yeah, right. She says this _every_ time. And \*every \* time… it’s just a matter of time. (Not that we’re complaining.)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/166 "2004-10-28T20:24:39Z")

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> [@ianzin](#):
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> Yeah, right. She says this _every_ time. And \*every \* time… it’s just a matter of time. (Not that we’re complaining.)

Granted, my top _will_ come off at some point that night. I can guarantee it. But unless you’ve got a sneaky camera installed in **Bonzer’s** flat or ‘seeing through walls’ ability, and **Ianzin** , I know you’re good, but you’re not _that_ good. 😉

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**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/167 "2004-10-28T20:24:48Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> Iceland doesn’t drink pints.

**Confessor Knight** had that problem too. 😃

qts

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/168 "2004-10-28T20:30:51Z")

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> [@Angua](#):
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> Granted, my top _will_ come off at some point that night. I can guarantee it. But unless you’ve got a sneaky camera installed in **Bonzer’s** flat or ‘seeing through walls’ ability, and **Ianzin** , I know you’re good, but you’re not _that_ good. 😉

Insert into that post, at some convenient point:

“you’ll be lucky to see anything more than modest cleavage.” 😉

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/169 "2004-10-28T21:16:05Z")

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> [@Quartz](#):
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> **Confessor Knight** had that problem too. 😃

Hee hee…

In retrospect I never did post the second quiz. [Here ya go.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5423271#post5423271)

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**Author:** ![ianzin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/ed655f/32.png) [@ianzin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ianzin)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/170 "2004-10-29T08:24:53Z")

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> [@Angua](#):
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> Insert into that post, at some convenient point:
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> “you’ll be lucky to see anything more than modest cleavage.” 😉

Okay then, I will…

> [@](#):
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> “Granted, my top will come off at some point that night. I can guarantee it. But unless you’ve got a sneaky camera installed you’ll be lucky to see anything more than Bonzer’s flat, modest cleavage.”

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 8:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/171 "2004-10-29T08:30:28Z")

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**Ianzin** , you’re such a card. 😉

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/172 "2004-10-29T10:04:34Z")

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You lot will corrupt young innocent Iceland.  
On the quiz, do we prefer a stand-up-and-someone-announces-the-questions type or a piece-of-paper-to-cogitate-over-the-beer type?Or both?  
And do we go for specific rounds(Sport,Music,Badgers) or just a general free for all?  
And may I perform my quizmaster duties wearing a snorkel and trunks?  
And present a booby prize of 7 ounces of icing sugar to the losing team?

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/173 "2004-10-29T10:07:53Z")

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Judging from last year, I think a piece of paper to think over whilst we drink might be the best idea, but others may differ.

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**Author:** ![Iceland\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4bbf92/32.png) [@Iceland\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Iceland_Blue)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/174 "2004-10-29T10:14:13Z")

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It shall be done. And the snorkel and trunks?

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 2004, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/175 "2004-10-29T21:01:13Z")

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> [@Iceland\_Blue](#):
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> You lot will corrupt young innocent Iceland.  
> On the quiz, do we prefer a stand-up-and-someone-announces-the-questions type or a piece-of-paper-to-cogitate-over-the-beer type?Or both?  
> And do we go for specific rounds(Sport,Music,Badgers) or just a general free for all?  
> And may I perform my quizmaster duties wearing a snorkel and trunks?  
> And present a booby prize of 7 ounces of icing sugar to the losing team?

It’s all good. Previous prizes have included stickers, comedy candy shapes, and a rock (the Charlie Brown Memorial Booby Prize).

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/176 "2004-11-02T11:56:49Z")

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_bump_ 25 days to go folks!

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/177 "2004-11-02T12:29:35Z")

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> [@Angua](#):
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> _bump_ 25 days to go folks!

You can bump my thread anytime, baby!

Oh wait – this is _your_ thread. Never mind then…

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/178 "2004-11-02T12:59:04Z")

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Hey, you can share my thread anytime.

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**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/179 "2004-11-02T13:20:13Z")

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Is this going to end up with a 1000 posts like the last one, where only about 30/1000 had any relevance to anything pertaining to meeting up?

I’ll get on to **Bib** as well, now that I think about it

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [November 2, 2004, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-autumn-winter-dopefest/265127/180 "2004-11-02T13:58:24Z")

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We’re just managing **Iceland Blue** ’s expectations, is all. He’s going to turn up expecting the Monster Raving Loony Party. And get _us_.

\<cackles maniacally\>

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