UK Culture Minister Un-ironically Worries About Loss of "National Treasure"

Had the British Museum not purchased the Elgin Marbles, they could have ended up in Limekilns. Thomas Bruce, 7th earl of Elgin was born in Broomhall House which overlooks the village of Limekilns.

If you want to see some surviving limekilns, the best place to go is…
Charlestown, the next village along from Limekilns.

Back on topic. I’d be more interested if this was an original Austen manuscript. Do we know if any UK institution outbid in the auction?

Yeah, we’ll, if I buy a painting from a guy on the cheap, and it turns out o be a lost Rembrandt, his grandson doesn’t get to show up at my font door thirty years later, demanding i give it back.

It’s a lot more complicated than that.

Okay, that bumps it up to National Treasure, with headlines like, “Jane Austen Invented Paperclip!” The silly season of British news lives on.

UK has a culture minister? We don’t have a culture minister. Maybe we should. Tell people to quit putting ketchup on hotdogs, put fins back on cars. They could fund the office by enforcing sumptuary taxes on saggers.

It’s only a matter of time before someone is claiming Jane Austen invented Post-It notes…

I’ll get my coat.

I’m British, and I loathe the old biddy’s ghastly novels – I’d be delighted to see anything that had belonged to her, taken far away, for keeps. I don’t want her picture on any banknote of ours, either…

Duh…'cause everyone knows that Romy and Michelle invented them.

We don’t have any ministers. Unless you mean this sort. Or this one.

It isn’t, but it should be.

Jane Austen was an author. What have rings got to do with writing? Nothing. Therefore, who gives a crap about a stupid ring? It’s not her writing desk, or her first edition proofs, those would be heritage.

I don’t know, Greece is going downhill pretty quick.

Hehe. Gee I’d love to return it, but I’ve decided it is unethical to return the stuff I’ve rightfully stolen

“OK, you can have the ring, but you can’t wear it when you’re wiping your ass or fisting Justin.”

Huh? Yes, we do. This guy’s official title is “Parliamentary Under Secretary of State for Culture, Communications and Creative Industries”, but other government people have ‘Minister’ in their job title. Such as Ed’s colleague in the Department for Culture
Media & Sport, the Minister of State for Sport and Tourism Hugh Robertson.

He (and I) mean we as in Americans.

More tokenistic knee-jerk bullshit from the Tories. I don’t care if we sell her ringpiece.