# UK Dopers - Is London Bridge Down? (Possible Mega-Royal Death)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 4, 2017, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-dopers-is-london-bridge-down-possible-mega-royal-death/785835 "2017-05-04T04:14:40Z")\
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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 1:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-dopers-is-london-bridge-down-possible-mega-royal-death/785835/22 "2017-05-05T13:04:11Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> “You could safely assume the Queen and Prince Phillip are not dead,”

Is that from the Monty Python News Service?

No Royals Died Today could be the headline in the Daily Mail.

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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2017, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uk-dopers-is-london-bridge-down-possible-mega-royal-death/785835/23 "2017-05-05T13:20:30Z")

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We need a “Prince Philip is Still Alive” website, like the old one for Abe Vigoda. 😃

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