No form of stupid is lacking here (in Holland).
Normally we are more successful in keeping such out of international media. “Dutch guy” doesn’t have the same ring as “Florida man” but that is not because my countrymen don’t try:)
Radiation virus? Harlan Ellison is rolling over in his grave.
CMC fnord!
Am I the first to point out that 5G is in fact one of the technologies that enables these loony conspiracy theories to spread in the first place? If all of these whackos burned all of their own Internet devices, the world would become a much smarter place.
Nah, the world is and always has been a silly place. Without the internet, the world wouldn’t be smarter, we just wouldn’t be constantly reminded how stupid it really is.
So, we’ve traded flea-ridden rats on wooden ships coupled with word-of-mouth scapegoatism for humans on jetliners and speedy ground transportation paired with instantaneous global misinformation-sharing.
Doesn’t really feel like an upgrade.
Two different episodes - they burned down the observatory because to prevent a comet from hitting Springfield again (Bart’s Comet). In a different episode (Lisa the Skeptic), they destroy all scientific facilities because science disproves the angel fossil - and in that one Lenny is injured and hopes medical science can help him.
Yep. I’m fond of saying, “I understand it takes all kinds to make the world, but why do I have to meet them all?” The Internet is probably the answer to that question.
I was thinking Stephen King, myself. Its a welcome change from The Stand!
The idea that radio waves could spread a respiratory virus is so out-there crackers (way more loony than vaccines causing autism or genetically engineered crops causing cancer) that I can’t help ruminating on a conspiracy theory of my own - that this is all being sparked off and fed by people who want 5G gone for completely different reasons (eg, scared it could be hacked by the Chinese government)
I would have thought you’d have to look pretty hard to find people who are at the same time credulous enough to believe this actual CT, but also competent enough to tie up their own shoelaces and locate the matches and petrol.
Many people don’t know this, but magnetic vibrations and energy fields emanating from 5G towers are causing viruses to mutate faster and acquire strange new protein spikes. In some cases, the radiation from towers has caused bats to literally explode, spilling their guts (and its viral soup) over an unsuspecting population. That was how the current pandemic began. Infectivity is seen to be higher on new moon days due to the moon and Sun’s gravity adding up.
Further research is in progress.
This is parody, right? Right?
Wait, you don’t remember the 5G exploding bat outbreak?
Must be the . . . mandala effect!
CMC fnord!
The HAARP mindcontrol rays worked so well that 5G is the natural successor. But where are the crop circles? Have 5G towers been mapped in odd patterns? And how come nobody cites chemtrails any more?