# Ukulele Ike Sucks! **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [August 29, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728 "2001-08-29T15:41:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/1 "2001-08-29T15:41:02Z")
Man o man, he’s such a FUCK! Did you see what he did to my thread? Who’s the pig felcher who made him a moderator?!? He thinks he’s sooooo smart, living in the big city and readin’ books or whatever he does for a living. Well, I’m here to tell you - WAKE THE FUCK UP! We’re not going to take this anymore! (welcome to moderating, Ike! Congrats!) ---
**Author:** ![cleosia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@cleosia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cleosia)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/2 "2001-08-29T15:44:02Z")
Uh, which thread? Link, please. ---
**Author:** ![Amp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Amp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amp)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/3 "2001-08-29T15:46:31Z")
Oh, and did you see the way he copied Euty’s thread title word for word when he started his welcome post? Come on IKE!! What about some creativity? You think that by adding the word “YEAH” to the front of the title we wouldn’t notice it. BAH! Moderator indeed. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Athena](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/35a633/32.png) [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/4 "2001-08-29T15:49:02Z")
[Here’s](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=84312) the fuckin’ thread. What a low functioning, gorilla-shit eating drop on the urinal floor he is. ---
**Author:** ![Briminator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ba9def/32.png) [@Briminator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Briminator)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/5 "2001-08-29T15:51:26Z")
pssst…I heard he smells bad also ---
**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/6 "2001-08-29T15:54:37Z")
> [@](#): > > Ukulele Ike Sucks! Ahh… but is he any good at it? ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/7 "2001-08-29T15:58:22Z")
I’m not sure if he’s good at it or not, I guess we’ll have to find out. Line forms to the right. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/8 "2001-08-29T16:29:15Z")
And what a pussy forum to be in charge of, too. I mean, come on! Books! Music! Literature! Fine Arts of all types! What a goddamn pansy. I’ll bet he starts wearing ruffled drawers and refusing to drink anything but wine coolers. ---
**Author:** ![andygirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@andygirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andygirl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/9 "2001-08-29T16:31:56Z")
I’ll stand by Uke. He’s a great dancer and you all are rat bastards. ---
**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/10 "2001-08-29T16:37:56Z")
He doesn’t like Billy Joel and thinks Bob Dylan has a great singing voice. He _likes_ the stinking Family Circus for fuck’s sake! This man they put in charge of the Arts and Lit forum? He’s gonna make all the mods wear moderator vests, you just wait and see. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/11 "2001-08-29T16:38:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CrankyAsAnOldMan \* > \*\*I’ll bet he starts wearing ruffled drawers \*\* I was born in Pennsylvania I was raised in France I’m a dirty old man And I wear silk pants. Tell me, how long Do I have to wait? Can I get you now, Or must I hesitate? (Thank you, **andygirl.** I was waiting for **Corrado** or **Alphagene** to come and rescue me, but it looks like they’re going to let me dangle slowly, slowly in the wind.) ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/12 "2001-08-29T16:41:45Z")
Sheesh. A guy accumulates a lifetime’s worth of knowledge about jazz, writing, publishing, Cajun cookin’, and automatically this Board assumes he must be cultured or somethin’. As a part of his moderator hazing, I say we force him to cook dirty rice, shrimp gumbo, crawfish etouffee and bourbon banana bread pudding for a large group of critical, hungry Dopers. Don’t forget the Dixie beer, Ike. ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/13 "2001-08-29T16:51:38Z")
Ah, so thats why you didn’t come drinking with us in Dublin then. YOU WERE NEVER THERE!!! It was an excuse for you to go to Chicago for the Great Mysterious Initiation Ceremony!! “Tired Wife and kids” my arse. So, is the branding really as sore as its made out to be? Coldy has been walking funny ever since he was a mod!. Come to think of it, Thats 3 people who registered after me in July 1999 to become Mods… hmmm… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Finagle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@Finagle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finagle)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/14 "2001-08-29T17:41:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Biggirl \* > **He doesn’t like Billy Joel and thinks Bob Dylan has a great singing voice** Are you kidding? He’s so unhip that when you say “Dylan”, he thinks you mean Dylan Thomas, whoever he is. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/15 "2001-08-29T17:55:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Finagle \* > Are you kidding? He’s so unhip that when you say “Dylan”, he thinks you mean Dylan Thomas, whoever he is. \*\* The man ain’t got no culture! ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/16 "2001-08-29T18:09:51Z")
Are the rest of the mods that old? And one of the first threads on his lah-di-dah forum delves into the plot intricacies of “Buffy” vs “Charmed.” Yeah, I’ll have my work cut out to stick with that bunch of culture vultures. Ain’t they posh, sitting on the settee with their scones. Pardon me mama, I’m off to play the grand pianer! Hey **Ike** , up your nose with a rubber hose! ---
**Author:** ![Alphagene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Alphagene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alphagene)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/17 "2001-08-29T18:29:15Z")
Uke likes to consider himself a Buttercup man, but he’s sooo Bubbles. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/18 "2001-08-29T18:51:55Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ukulele Ike \* > (Thank you, **andygirl.** I was waiting for **Corrado** or **Alphagene** to come and rescue me, but it looks like they’re going to let me dangle slowly, slowly in the wind.) Why should I rescue you? Ya God Damned Trotskyite. ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/19 "2001-08-29T19:25:45Z")
Hey **Uke** , I hadn’t even noticedyou’d become a mod. Congratulations. I can’t think of anything witty and/or mean to throw in, so I guess I’ll leave it at that. ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [August 29, 2001, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728/20 "2001-08-29T20:14:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by John Corrado \* > \*\*Ya God Damned Trotskyite. \*\* Hey, I just noticed…with my recent transfiguration and beatification, the overall political stance of the mod staff just tipped deeply into the Red Zone! Cool. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ukulele-ike-sucks/78728.md?page=2)