# Ultimate breakup CD - Need answers fast! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 14, 2008, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965 "2008-10-14T23:28:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/21 "2008-10-15T12:58:06Z")
> [@Saint\_Cad](#): > > Actually I am mailing it postage due. 😉 A class act to the end. ---
**Author:** ![KneadToKnow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kneadtoknow/32/3999_2.png) [@KneadToKnow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KneadToKnow)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/22 "2008-10-15T13:34:13Z")
Two songs: The Carpenters’ “Intermission” followed by Meat Loaf’s “Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad” ---
**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/23 "2008-10-15T13:59:28Z")
I’m Over You\* - Hootie & The Blowfish. Don’t Come Around Here No More - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers. \*and pretty much every other song by the same title. ---
**Author:** ![Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f0a364/32.png) [@Rube\_E.Tewesday](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rube_E.Tewesday)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/24 "2008-10-15T14:03:01Z")
Positively 4th Street, Dylan. ---
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/25 "2008-10-15T14:13:57Z")
It Ain’t Me, Babe - Bob Dylan (trend here?) ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/26 "2008-10-15T14:16:43Z")
The entire Darkthrone album F.O.A.D. ---
**Author:** ![Stauderhorse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@Stauderhorse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stauderhorse)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/27 "2008-10-15T14:26:12Z")
Release Me - Engelbert Humperdinck ---
**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/28 "2008-10-15T14:36:18Z")
I know this is from a female p.o.v., but the feeling is universal: _Smile_ by Lily Allen 😃 ---
**Author:** ![woodstockbirdybird](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/woodstockbirdybird/32/7905_2.png) [@woodstockbirdybird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/woodstockbirdybird)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/29 "2008-10-15T15:14:55Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > A class act to the end. Jesus, is the guy dumping _you_? ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/30 "2008-10-15T15:22:48Z")
> [@Mixolydian](#): > > It Ain’t Me, Babe - Bob Dylan > > (trend here?) Well depending on her name and where she lives, how 'bout _Maggie’s Farm_? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/31 "2008-10-15T15:45:39Z")
_Love Stinks_ - J. Geils Band ---
**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/32 "2008-10-15T15:49:28Z")
Phil Collins - “You Know What I Mean” Richard Thompson - “A Man In Need” ---
**Author:** ![Ellakite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@Ellakite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellakite)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/33 "2008-10-15T16:12:39Z")
“Go Away” – Gloria Estefan “Salt in My Tears” – Martin Briley “You Keep Me Hanging On” – Kim Wilde ---
**Author:** ![eleanorigby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@eleanorigby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eleanorigby)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/34 "2008-10-15T16:28:32Z")
> [@woodstockbirdybird](#): > > Jesus, is the guy dumping _you_? I just find this really mean–if he truly intends to send it. That said, I like Johnny Cash’s version of “It Ain’t Me, Babe”. ---
**Author:** ![Ellakite](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ccd318/32.png) [@Ellakite](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellakite)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/35 "2008-10-15T16:37:44Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I just find this really mean–if he truly intends to send it. I’m going with the assumption that Saint Cad is either (A) kidding about sending it, or (B) has tried every other reasonable method of explaining the situation & the lady just doesn’t want to believe it. But I admit I’m making assumptions. I’d love to know the facts, but as I’m brand-new here I don’t expect Saint Cad to explain the details just because I ask. ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/36 "2008-10-15T16:57:01Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I just find this really mean–if he truly intends to send it. You did see in the OP where he said that he needed this mix CD about _fourteen years ago_? Why go with subtle: _I Hold Your Hand in Mine, Dear_, Tom Lehrer ---
**Author:** ![Atomicflea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/58956e/32.png) [@Atomicflea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atomicflea)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/37 "2008-10-15T17:04:19Z")
> [@eleanorigby](#): > > I just find this really mean–if he truly intends to send it. That said, I like Johnny Cash’s version of “It Ain’t Me, Babe”. I’m with **eleanorigby**. If you ever did like or respect the person, why taint the last memory they have of you? That said, if you want to put the cherry on the carelessly hurtful sundae, go for Zappa. From Frank Zappa’s _Go Cry on Somebody Else’s Shoulder_: _A year ago today Was when you went away But now you come back knockin’ on my door And you say you’re back to stay, But I say… Go cry On somebody else’s shoulder I’m somewhat wiser now And one whole year older I sure don’t need you now And I don’t love you Anymore_ ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/38 "2008-10-15T17:05:10Z")
Wow, I really hope you never actually do this. Try telling the girl that you’re shipping out in the morning instead. ETA: yeah, I read the OP and now that he needed it 14 years ago. Also, you might try “Because of You” by Kelly Clarkson. Some people think it’s romantic. ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/39 "2008-10-15T17:07:48Z")
> [@Mixolydian](#): > > It Ain’t Me, Babe - Bob Dylan > > (trend here?) “Most Likely You Go Your Way And I’ll Go Mine” - Bob Dylan “It’s All Over Now, Baby Blue” - Bob Dylan And for the non-Dylanists: “Feel A Whole Lot Better” - The Byrds (“And I’ll probably feel a whole lot better when you’re gone”) “It’s All Over Now” - Bobby Womack/The Rolling Stones “I Don’t Love You” - Teddy Pendergrass ---
**Author:** ![devilsknew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/4da419/32.png) [@devilsknew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/devilsknew)\ **Post date:** [October 15, 2008, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965/40 "2008-10-15T17:41:52Z")
Two songs by **Placebo** : [Bulletproof Cupid](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2rytuy2zQfY&feature=related)– Although it seems as if it’s an instrumental and there are no truly discernible lyrics, it does have [secret lyrics](http://www.sing365.com/music/lyric.nsf/Bulletproof-Cupid-lyrics-Placebo/C0B5BDF143B786A64825707C002A7B4E). > [@](#): > > Everything’s forgotten > Everything’s so rotten > Why don’t you release me? > Why don’t you just tease me? > > I don’t think I need you anymore > I don’t think I need another whore > I just feel like you should wait > Time will tell before it’s too late > When all is said and done you > Just ain’t no fun to be with [The Bitter End](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2KkarMNlTzY) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-breakup-cd-need-answers-fast/467965.md?page=3)