# Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 3, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513 "2000-11-03T04:12:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/41 "2000-11-04T18:29:03Z")
The world may never know, as my sepulchrous serpent of serendipidy has gobbled your Coked-up Hamster!
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/42 "2000-11-04T18:37:25Z")
But sir, your **sepulchrous serpent of serendipidy** has stupidly slithered into my **super-sized sexual sheath** and thus subsequently shifted into serpent sausage.
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### Author:  [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/43 "2000-11-04T18:40:21Z")
With a mighty “Ha-Do-Ken!”, I remove your **super-sized sexual sheath** from the Realms of Relevance with a judiciously applied **Catholic-School Education**!
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### Author:  [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/44 "2000-11-04T19:20:23Z")
My German Grunge Band ought to set that Catholic School Education in its place…
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### Author:  [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/45 "2000-11-04T19:52:31Z")
How can your **German Grunge Band** hope to prevail against the spine-crushing onslaught of **David Hasselhoff**?
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/46 "2000-11-04T20:05:41Z")
Ha ha ha! Your _David Hasselhoff_\* is no match for my **David Soul!**
On 45, no less!
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### Author:  [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/47 "2000-11-04T21:22:02Z")
AAUUGH!! David Soul!
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But even the fearsome menace posed by David Soul is nothing compared to my Great Chicago Fire of 1871!!
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### Author:  [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/48 "2000-11-04T22:34:35Z")
Nuts to your **Great Chicago Fire of 1871**! That can’t stand up to my **vintage aluminum cans with the pop tops you can make chains out of!!**
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [November 4, 2000, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/49 "2000-11-04T23:59:59Z")
Your **vintage aluminum cans with pop tops you can make chains out of** are sucked in to the vortex of my **Crochet Toilet Paper Hat of Doom!**
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### Author:  [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/50 "2000-11-05T01:35:03Z")
Pah!! I laugh at your Crochet Toiled Paper Hat of Doom as it is reduced to shreds by my Adorable Cuddly Kitten with the Big Eyes of Preciousity!!
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### Author:  [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2000, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/51 "2000-11-05T07:32:00Z")
Your \*\* Adorable Cuddly Kitten with the Big Eyes of Preciousity\*\* is sent neutering by the **Monstrous Whirling Veterinoid Castramatic Neutrotron!**
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2000, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/52 "2000-11-05T08:55:08Z")
And I send your **Monstrous Whirling Veterinoid Castramatic Neutroton** to its shrieking, flaming death with my **Gen-U-Wine, They Really _DO_ Exist, Dogs Playing Poker Tapestry!**
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [November 5, 2000, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/53 "2000-11-05T11:03:41Z")
Though some say scissors cut paper, I say your **Gen-U-Wine, They Really _DO_ Exist, Dogs Playing Poker Tapestry!** will be instantly shredded by my **Rabid Racoon on a Bad Crystal Meth Trip**
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### Author:  [@Inky\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inky_1)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/54 "2000-11-06T03:13:10Z")
Zounds! A Rabid Raccoon! Cranked up no less!!
Perhaps a new approach in in order! I see your Cranked-up 'Coon and raise you a **Albino Ocelot on Ecstasy**!!
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### Author:  [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/55 "2000-11-06T14:50:10Z")
A piano falls on the head of the \*_Albino Ocelot on Ecstasy,_ after my **Black Cat with Borderline Personality Disorder** crosses it’s path!
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### Author:  [@Foaming\_Pipe\_Snake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foaming_Pipe_Snake)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/56 "2000-11-06T15:38:33Z")
Humph, What does one use to deal with a Black Cat with Borderline Personality Disorder?
I know! A **Pugnacious Porcupine Providing Pilfered Perscriptions for Prozac**!!
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### Author:  [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)
#### Post date: [November 6, 2000, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/57 "2000-11-06T16:48:18Z")
Fascinating. Scissor is defeated by larger scissor, which is in turn defeated by even larger scissor. But remember, properly placed even a tiny pebble may destroy the mightiest of shears:
**Suburban Sprawl**
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [January 8, 2001, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/58 "2001-01-08T19:15:04Z")
Now just a cotton-pickin’ minute here!
According to Eric Cartman of _South Park,_ Rochambo involves two contestants taking turns kicking each other in the nuts as hard as they can, until one of the contestants gives up. There was no paper **or** scissors involved, and the “rocks” were only rocks in a euphemistic sense.
I call shenanigans!
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### Author:  [@supersaiyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supersaiyan)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/59 "2001-01-09T01:50:17Z")
Powering up to Supersaiya-jin level4, your kitten is blast away by a \*\* supersaiyan shit demon \*\*
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### Author:  [@supersaiyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supersaiyan)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/60 "2001-01-09T01:53:36Z")
I mean, your \*\* SHENANIGANS \*\* is blasted away…sorry bout that…
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