# Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 3, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513 "2000-11-03T04:12:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4
### Author:  [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/61 "2001-01-09T01:57:51Z")
Holy moist towelette (…Batman)
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### Author:  [@supersaiyan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supersaiyan)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/62 "2001-01-09T02:09:43Z")
A mere moist towelettes scares not my mighty Sh\*t Demon…AKA Avatar of Excrement!!!
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### Author:  [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/63 "2001-01-09T02:23:49Z")
::Steps in::
Shit demon! HA!
Take this! \*\*An Employee Contract that Lacks Stock Options!
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### Author:  [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/64 "2001-01-09T02:32:41Z")
No mere moist towelette, supersaiyan, but a **holy** moist towelette. And if it can clean my two-year-old’s butt, it can wipe your demon’s…
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/65 "2001-01-09T10:52:43Z")
Ha! Both the Moist Towelette and the Employee Contract that Lacks Stock Options are but confetti before my **Complete Set of Ginsu Knives That Can Slice Through A Tin Can and Still Cut a Tomato!**
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### Author:  [@wayward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wayward)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/66 "2001-01-09T14:56:03Z")
Pa-bo! Your **Complete Set of Ginsu Knives That Can Slice Through A Tin Can and Still Cut a Tomato!** is no match for **The entire population of Guatemala!**
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/67 "2001-01-09T15:01:11Z")
Piffle! The **entire population of Guatemala** will be blown away by **Hurricane Guido**!
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### Author:  [@TKD2DAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TKD2DAN)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/68 "2001-01-09T15:06:57Z")
After witnessing all of the carnage and mayhem I feel I am forced to release my THREE STOOGES CURLY OF DEATH (nuck nuck. Surely noone can stand against that.
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/69 "2001-01-09T16:37:44Z")
Dark necromancy is afoot! I intone the spell to call the Unspeakable Spectre of Spiro Agnew, to unleash **Nattering Nabobs of Negativism** , followed swiftly by the **Truculent Troglodytes** , and the feared and dreaded **Pussilanimous Pussyfooters**!
And there shall be great weeping, and gnashing of teeth!
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### Author:  [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/70 "2001-01-09T16:39:05Z")
In a double-whammy, I destroy **Hurricane Guido** with **Cloudy Cumulus Cold Front** and clobber **Curly** from conciousness with a **Rapidly Revolving Moe carrying a 2x4**
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/71 "2001-01-09T17:06:36Z")
I retaliate with a nice big slice of Mom’s fresh warm homemade apple pie…of DEATH!!!
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### Author:  [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/72 "2001-01-09T17:07:44Z")
The **Nattering Nabobs** and **Pussilanimous Pussyfooters** are nastily pilfered by the **not-so-subtle-yet-eerily-effective machinations of a 9 yr old**!!!
Not knowing what **Truculent Troglodytes** are, I cunningly ignore them until they go away.
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### Author:  [@TKD2DAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TKD2DAN)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/73 "2001-01-09T17:56:02Z")
I wondered who would release the Moe device against my Curly.
This calls for the release of the FEROCIOUS FANGED FAST FOOTED FERRETS of FURY! Woe, my God have mercy on you all.
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### Author:  [@Chronolicht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronolicht)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/74 "2001-01-09T18:54:50Z")
FEROCIOUS FANGED FAST FOOTED FERRETS of FURY? Ha!
Carl Sagan’s cadaver, frozen in nitrogen, buttressed with rebar, mounted on a pneumatic pogo stick with a photon cluster cannon!!!
Ferret Helper!!
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/75 "2001-01-09T19:12:53Z")
Ha! Your pitiful **Carl Sagan cadaver** shatters before the breathtaking inanity of my **Stick-On Window Garfield**!!!
Take that!
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/76 "2001-01-09T19:56:51Z")
Your **Stick on Window Garfield** is utterly destroyed (as is your car, the road and a significant portion of the world as we know it) by my **Insane, Idiotic, Unholy Horde of Usenet Posters from AOL**
\*Inspired by post on the thread: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24321&pagenumber=2](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=24321&pagenumber=2) \*
-Fox
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### Author:  [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/77 "2001-01-09T19:58:32Z")
the **Truculent Troglodyte** uses an antelope thigh-bone to render Dewt’s cranium into grey pudding with crunchy chunks of skull scattered throughout.
Cavemen do **not** like to be ignored. And their modes of expression extremely limited.
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### Author:  [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/78 "2001-01-09T20:02:54Z")
Ha ha ha, that is no match for\*\* a Thirteen Year Old’s Drawing Of A Nicaraguan Family!
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/79 "2001-01-09T20:40:35Z")
Fool!!! Your **Thirteen Year Old’s Drawing Of A Nicaraguan Family** is devastated by a sarcastic comment from my **Cute Goth Record Store Employee**!!!
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### Author:  [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/80 "2001-01-09T20:46:12Z")
pssst…
If anyone really gets in trouble, I have “2 African Swallows carrying a coconut” for sale to the highest bidder. It isn’t exactly a devastating weapon, but it should buy you some time…
Shall we start the bidding at…$15? ay?
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