# Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 3, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513 "2000-11-03T04:12:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 5
### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/81 "2001-01-09T21:02:14Z")
No offense, but **2 African Swallows carrying a coconut** is really no defense against my **Worn-Out Dentist’s Office Copy of a June, 1986 _Highlights_ Magazine.**
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### Author:  [@newcrasher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/newcrasher)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/82 "2001-01-09T21:11:03Z")
BUT-
It buys enough time for me to present my
\CINNAMON BUN BEARING THE IMAGE OF THE VIRGIN MARY PURCHASED IN A SOUTH MIAMI MALL\
None shall stand against its awesome power.
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### Author:  [@TKD2DAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TKD2DAN)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/83 "2001-01-09T21:33:28Z")
Fortunately, I am shielded by my ANITA BRYANT PRO-LIFE/FLORIDA ORANGE JUICE poster.
I counter with my THREE DAY OLD DIRTY BABY DIAPER.
OOOHHH the Pain, THE PAIN.
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/84 "2001-01-09T21:43:00Z")
Your **3 day old baby diaper** Is nothing compared to my **1 week old (in hot apartment) dead body**
(I actually picked one of those up before…YUCK!!!)
-Fox
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/85 "2001-01-09T21:44:53Z")
Oh, and in that last post I meant the body was there for 7 days, not that it was of a baby…sorry
-Fox
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### Author:  [@TKD2DAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TKD2DAN)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/86 "2001-01-09T22:12:20Z")
Reeling back from your WEEK OLD DEAD BODY (not of a baby) and clinging desperately to my ANITA BRYANT POSTER shield, I reach deep into my pack and pull out 30 episodes of…
HEE HAW staring BUCK OWENS AND ROY CLARK with THE WHOLE HEE HAW CAST.
This has been know to sterilize frogs at 100 yards.
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### Author:  [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/87 "2001-01-09T22:30:50Z")
The **Whole Hee-Haw Cast** are hurled into Hell by the second coming of the **Bay City Rollers**. S…A…T-U-R…D-A-Y…NIGHT!!!
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### Author:  [@Busta\_Rib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busta_Rib)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/88 "2001-01-09T22:43:44Z")
Your deployment of the **Bay City Rollers** leaves me with no recourse but to counter with **6 weeks of ballot recounts in Florida, including close scrutiny of the entire family of Chads: hanging, dimpled, pregnant, and the rarely seen virgin chad.**
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/89 "2001-01-09T22:49:52Z")
I counter your **Bay City Rollers** with the phoenix-like, continually-reborn **John Travolta’s Career!**
And, whilst you are staggering in the face of such mediocrity, I hit you below the belt with the Geneva Convention-Prohibited **Scrappy Doo!!!**
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/90 "2001-01-09T22:52:36Z")
Ow! Chad in my eye! Time Out! Time!
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/91 "2001-01-09T22:53:33Z")
Ouch, viscious.
_Staggering_ Counter with a dual attack of a \*\*Brittany Spears Nipple Slip and a Brittany Spears BJ Vid (an exclusive of {insert any Celeb site name here}.com \*\*
A little masturbation eliminates ALOT of stress…
(sorry I cant provide links, its against SDMB policy… 😉 )
-Fox
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### Author:  [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/92 "2001-01-09T22:54:30Z")
You think you are bad with your **6 weeks of ballot recounts in Florida, including close scrutiny of the entire family of Chads: hanging, dimpled, pregnant, and the rarely seen virgin chad!**
I pull out my **Unholy three years of hearing about Bill Clinton’s blowjobs!**
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/93 "2001-01-09T23:03:33Z")
Meditating upon the teachings of my master, Siam Lueng-Po, I extend my chi to block your **Unholy three years of hearing about Bill Clinton’s blowjobs** with a one-two attack of **Violence in the Media** followed up by an **After-School Drama About Teen Pregnancy!**
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### Author:  [@Busta\_Rib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busta_Rib)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/94 "2001-01-09T23:11:15Z")
Feh! Your **Violence in the Media followed up by an After-School Drama About Teen Pregnancy** is easily quelled by a MacDonalds super-sized Value Meal #1, and an NSynch Fun Meal with glow-in-the-dark temporary tattoos!\*\* Resistance is futile!!
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### Author:  [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/95 "2001-01-09T23:15:22Z")
I gobble up your **MacDonalds super-sized Value Meal #1** with a smile and attack your **NSynch Fun Meal with glow-in-the-dark temporary tattoo** with my **Starfish Navigation System and Fred Durst hat!**
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 9, 2001, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/96 "2001-01-09T23:22:18Z")
My aura flares with the image of the sacred dragon as I pummel your **Starfish Navigation System and Fred Durst hat!** with a **Cyndi Lauper Greatest Hits CD That Skips on Track #5 (She-Bop)!!!**
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### Author:  [@dewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dewt)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/97 "2001-01-10T00:03:09Z")
> [@](#):
>
> \*Originally posted by elucidator \*
> **the Truculent Troglodyte uses an antelope thigh-bone to render Dewt’s cranium into grey pudding …**
Quickly downing 6 gravol, the brainless **dewt** jumps in with a good solid **squicking**. Seeing someone actually go **squick themself** turns the **Truculent Troglodyte** ’s stomach inside out effectively incapacitating it.
The **Truculent Troglodyte** failed to realize that **dewt** often functions in a brainless state. Ask Dylan.
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### Author:  [@St.Attila](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/St.Attila)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/98 "2001-01-10T00:18:14Z")
Slowly realizing the song isn’t supposed to keep going like that, I quickly counter with a **vintage Donkey Kong Jr. Colecovision Cartridge** and a **pack of peppermint Mentos**.
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/99 "2001-01-10T00:26:31Z")
Yin-Yang energies flow through me like a waterfall as I banish your **vintage Donkey Kong Jr. Colecovision Cartridge and a pack of peppermint Mentos** with **BOTH the Actors who Played Darrin on _Bewitched_** followed quickly by a **Novelty Porcelain Bust of Alfred E. Newman!!!**
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### Author:  [@Mockingbird](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mockingbird)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/100 "2001-01-10T01:45:31Z")
I counter your attack with the Novelty Porcelain Bust of
Alfred E. Newman and go on offensive mode with **A Mego 12" Wonder Woman Doll with Fly Away Action**!!
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