# Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [November 3, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513 "2000-11-03T04:12:34Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 6
### Author:  [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/101 "2001-01-10T02:05:10Z")
Wonder woman? HA!
**Broken Elephant Figurine!** -ow you like that skribbles? We’ll crush you like some rice cakes!
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### Author:  [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/102 "2001-01-10T03:02:06Z")
I reenter the arena and lay waste about me with my **PC loaded with Win 3.11** and **numerous copies of “You know you’re in the 90’s when…” e-mail!!!**
That should take care of things…
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/103 "2001-01-10T03:17:32Z")
I meditate upon the teachings of the Blue Master of the Green Mountain before the might of your **PC loaded with Win 3.11** before calmly dispatching it with an elegant _ **Better Homes and Gardens Cookbook** _!
My years spent in the empty deserts of Afghanistan learning from the fighting hermit-mullahs helps steady me as I vanquish your **numerous copies of “You know you’re in the 90’s when…” e-mail** with a **Stouffer’s Microwave French Bread Pizza!**
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### Author:  [@EFBailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EFBailey)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/104 "2001-01-10T06:39:30Z")
A new contender steps boldly into the ring and with a self-assured smile attempts to single-handedly clear the field of all elements, including both a **Stouffer’s Microwave French Bread Pizza** and a **Better Homes and Gardens Cookbook** by playing a wild card, a raging and incomprehensible **FNORD**!
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### Author:  [@Tristan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tristan)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/105 "2001-01-10T06:50:42Z")
What?
What did EFBailey play? I don’t see anything… what’s he doing in the middle of the ring…?
[sub]psst… hey, efb… down here… you ain’t supposed to do that sort of stuff… THEY’ll come get you… [/sub]
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/106 "2001-01-10T09:23:01Z")
Ha! Your attack is no match for the infallible Post-Modern Irony offense! I see your **fnord** and raise you **the reconstituted shards of Inky’s Mayor McCheese collector glass** AND **a complete set of Kevin Smith vids**!
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/107 "2001-01-10T15:12:01Z")
You’ve all asked for it now, I unleash my **Original Star Trek Horn o’Plenty Planet-Eater**
-Fox
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/108 "2001-01-10T15:13:17Z")
I follow that up with an around-the-back sneak attack of my **Epistemology** Your brains will explode! mwahahahaha
-Fox
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### Author:  [@TST](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TST)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/109 "2001-01-10T15:36:09Z")
Sneaking up on your sneaky **Epistemology** , I enter the ring with my \*\*Patented Anagramamatic \*\* and suddenly your **Epistemology** is revealed to be nothing more than a pathetic **Simple Ego Toy**. I will smash this to smithereens using my **SDMB insultamatic** : :wally
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/110 "2001-01-10T15:45:04Z")
**ROTFLMAO** Good One.
_staggers away trying to recover_
-Fox
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### Author:  [@TKD2DAN](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TKD2DAN)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/111 "2001-01-10T15:48:34Z")
Realizing the power of the SDMB INSULTOMATIC, I quickly deploy my UNREADAPTED ORIGINAL VERSION “STAR WARS TRILOGY” including interviews with George Lucas (he sure has put on weight)that make you waste time fast forwarding through them to get to the movie. May the FARCE be with me.
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/112 "2001-01-10T15:57:33Z")
At the very last instint I turn and unleash the fury of my **AltaVista Babelfish cross translator** all your responses are now garbled beyond comprehension.
To Wit:
> [@](#):
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> INSULTOMATIC forming the energy of SDMB, I extend quickly " WARS TRILOGY UNREADAPTED the STAR " including the interviews George de Lucas my VERSION ORIGINAL (it surely has of Zuendungweight)that cornait with him loses one hour of fast forwarding with them, to reach with balanced film. Can that be a JOKE with me \_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_\_ which you wish that fritadas one with that?
-Fox
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/113 "2001-01-10T16:01:13Z")
Watch out, bub! I’m sending in a **Cat in a Hat Driving a Moss-Covered Three-Handled Family Gredunza**!
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/114 "2001-01-10T16:11:47Z")
My **Babelfish** has not been counter so your response comes out:
> [@](#):
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> Conservation to the outside, bub! I introduce a cat in a protection that exhorte that a Gredunza family has covered moss has handled three!
-Fox
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/115 "2001-01-10T16:18:36Z")
Augh! A vicious fish attack! But I shall counter with something so lethally plain even a Babelfish cannot stand before it (metaphorically speaking. of course: fish don’t have legs). Prepare to encounter the pain, the agony, the sheer mindnumbing boredom of…
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/116 "2001-01-10T16:19:53Z")
**…a Philip Glass opera…**
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### Author:  [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/117 "2001-01-10T16:25:48Z")
**…a Philip Glass opera…**
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### Author:  [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/118 "2001-01-10T16:26:41Z")
Dark portents and signs are seen in teacups around the world as I return to the ring and counter your **Babelfish** with an un-translateable **Jesse Jackson Stump Speech!!!**
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/119 "2001-01-10T16:27:38Z")
???
_babel fish countered… WTF is a P.G.O.???_
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### Author:  [@foxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/foxfyre)
#### Post date: [January 10, 2001, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/120 "2001-01-10T16:30:00Z")
Ouch, another good counter, Scupper.
-Fox
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