# Ultimate Rochambo Fighter Arena **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 3, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513 "2000-11-03T04:12:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 9
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/161 "2001-01-10T22:48:31Z")
The anatomical complexities of throwing symbols for **Dairy Queen Ice Cream Sandwiches, a Potty break and FoxFyre’s MOMMY** occupy TKD2DAN just long enough for me to hit him with **Clam Chowder in a Sourdough Bread Bowl!!!** And the crowd goes wild! ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/162 "2001-01-10T22:55:51Z")
**AN ENTIRE CASE OF POKEMON JAPANESSE FIRST EDITION BLACK BORDER LIMITED EDITION FOIL IN SPECIAL PACKAGING!!!** and Robgruver’s **next door neighbor** are potent counterattacks, to be sure, but my ancient, wizened, Yoda-like master once told me that, “The best defense is a good offense.” Therefore I retaliate with … **Chicken Pox!!!** ---
**Author:** ![Busta\_Rib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Busta\_Rib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busta_Rib)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/163 "2001-01-10T23:04:21Z")
Hell, who’s talking about symbols? I got the real deal here. The **Clam Chowder in a Sourdough Bread Bowl** is formiddable weapon indeed (particularly with good sourdough from SF, but I digress), but no match for **Vanilla Ice performing Ice Ice Baby, replete with ripped-off breakdance moves.** Busta quickly dodges the **Chicken Pox** curse hurled by Scupper just in time to counter with a roundhouse **Monty Python Rude Frenchman, Expleteive-filled Curse (insert favorite here)**! You silly King! ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/164 "2001-01-10T23:10:47Z")
Busta’s \*\*Monty Python Rude Frenchman, Expleteive-filled Curse (insert favorite here)! \*\* is no match for **Tipper Gore and her censorship crusade**. “Beat that!” robgruver yells!!! ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/165 "2001-01-10T23:18:06Z")
**Tipper Gore and her censorship crusade** is a difficult maneuver to counter, but I manage the near-Herculean feat with my patented **Meaningless CD-Case Explicit Lyrics Sticker!!** ---
**Author:** ![Busta\_Rib](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/45deac/32.png) [@Busta\_Rib](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busta_Rib)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/166 "2001-01-10T23:25:05Z")
You evil beasts! Have you no shame? Apparently not. My only recourse is to parry **Tipper Gore and her censorship crusade** with **a photo of the the infamouse 30-second liplock between Tipper and Al as shown on the cover of Newsweek** and the **Meaningless CD-Case Explicit Lyrics Sticker** with **Four Grammy Nominations For Eminem**!! As James Cameron would say, “I’m the king of the world!!” (Always wanted to do that.) ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/167 "2001-01-10T23:25:45Z")
Explicit this! **Radioactive man, issue #1!** Kabizoom! ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2001, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/168 "2001-01-10T23:45:21Z")
**Radioactive man, issue #1** and **Four Grammy Nominations for Eminem** are difficult to defeat with a single maneuver. However, I did not achieve singularity of thought for nothing. Church bells, prayer gongs and car horns throughout the city spontaneously erupt in clamour as I unleash **252 Million Dollar Texas Rangers Shortstop!!** ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/169 "2001-01-11T00:25:53Z")
The **252 Million Dollar Texas Rangers Shortstop!!** is tough, but in the end it can only be beaten by **A WEEKEND COCAINE BENDER WITH 16 PROSTITUTES AND A VIDEO CAMERA!!!** A sly grin crosses Robgruver’s face, as manical laughter fills the arena. ---
**Author:** ![Scupper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Scupper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scupper)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/170 "2001-01-11T00:48:13Z")
As Robgruver grins, satisfied that his **WEEKEND COCAINE BENDER WITH 16 PROSTITUTES AND A VIDEO CAMERA** will crush his enemies, he is surprised and dismayed by my calm throw of **Diplomatic Immunity.** ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/171 "2001-01-11T02:12:58Z")
While a WEEKEND COCAINE BENDER WITH 16 PROSTITUTES AND A VIDEO CAMERA can be enveloped by **DIPLOMATIC IMMUNITY** , even diplomatic status cannot protect against the **NEUREMBURG WAR CRIMES TRIAL**. ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/172 "2001-01-11T02:16:07Z")
As Robgruver is pushed into the corner by Billdo’s **NEUREMBURG WAR CRIMES TRIAL** he pauses giving thanks to the Gods for allowing this arena. Upon jumping up he throws out the killer! **HITLER’S MISSING TESTICLE!!!** He pauses, and smiles “You may all give up now.” ---
**Author:** ![Totoro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Totoro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Totoro)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/173 "2001-01-11T02:20:54Z")
**HITLERS MISSING TESTICLE?!?!?** NOOOOOOO! :Melts into a vaguely Totoro like puddle: This won’t be the last of… me… ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/174 "2001-01-11T03:01:26Z")
**HITLER’S MISSING TESTICLE** is fully covered by **CECIL’S COLUMN ON [DID HITLER HAVE ONLY ONE TESTICLE?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_128b.html)** ---
**Author:** ![robgruver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@robgruver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robgruver)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/175 "2001-01-11T03:17:55Z")
I know, hence why I used it. 🙂 I would like to declare myself the winner on this one. Muahahaha. ---
**Author:** ![ElusiveMiser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c37758/32.png) [@ElusiveMiser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElusiveMiser)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/176 "2001-01-11T03:41:08Z")
I quickly crush your **Hitler’s Missing Testicle** (ewww.) with my **Boy in my third grade class from New Zealand who pronounced my name in a comical manner!** ::thwack:: HIIii yA! ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/177 "2001-01-11T03:45:59Z")
and yet you may be defeated… I crush your Hitler’s missing testicle with 22 psi!!! (muahahaha) see this link: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48885](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=48885) ---
**Author:** ![Billdo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/billdo/32/315_2.png) [@Billdo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billdo)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/178 "2001-01-11T04:03:19Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by robgruver \* > \*\*I know, hence why I used it. 🙂 I would like to declare myself the winner on this one. Muahahaha. \*\* Actually, **robgruver** , you threw the rock itself, while I threw the paper covering the rock. **La Sang** , however, threw the scissors dismembering the paper. To come around again, I throw some boulders: [BOOBIES](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=54738). (This will also serve to distract the **Boy in my third grade class from New Zealand who pronounced my name in a comical manner!** ) ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Sang](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ee7513/32.png) [@Le\_Sang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Sang)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 8:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/179 "2001-01-11T08:00:03Z")
hmm… it will take quite a bit of paper to stand up to boulders like those… but my **Blizzard** should just about do the trick! ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [January 11, 2001, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513/180 "2001-01-11T10:33:59Z")
Noogy me no noogies, Busta. The subtle obscurity of my attacks is but a clever strategy to distract and confuse my opponents (yeah, **that’s** what it is – a **strategy**. **That’s** the ticket!). Perhaps I should start including footnotes in my posts… A **Blizzard** , eh? Let me just rummage through my Big Box o’ Weaponry and see what I have left that might be suitable…hmmm…no…no…no, that’s no good…maybe these? No, there’s a run in them…no…no…I should probably throw those away; the duck’s outgrown them…no…didn’t I used to have some **Fear, Surprise and Ruthless Efficiency** in here?…oh wait, I loaned them to the Spanish Inquisition…no…that won’t work…so **that’s** where that went – I’ll have to save that for the endgame…no…aha! Just the thing! Ready? **Curling Up by the Fire with a Good Book and a Big Mug of Hot Chocolate with Mini-Marshmallows** , I choose you! [sub]Schenectady – a town in upstate New York. Another tiny bit of ignorance dispelled. No need to thank me – it’s all in a day’s work.[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513.md?page=8) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-rochambo-fighter-arena/39513.md?page=10)