# Ultimate Simpsons trivia throwdown!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [June 9, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981 "2006-06-09T00:03:40Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/1 "2006-06-09T00:03:40Z")
This is it. The end all, be all, grand champion tournement of Simpsons knowledge. Can you best me? Can you best _yourself_? Find out here!
Standard trivia contest rules:
1. I’m going to ask a bunch of questions. You answer one or some or all of them, and them submit some of your own.
2. No outside resources. No watching the DVDs, no reading the guidbooks, no using websites. Normally I’d say we’re on the honor system, but we’re not. opening this thread installed a small rootkit virus that allows me to remotely monitor everything you do ever. So make sure to turn off the lgihts before making love to that pretty little wife/boyfriend/husband/girlfriend or yours. Or, you know…_don’t._
3. Although you can use an outside resource to ask a question, it’s better if you just do it from your own knowledge, to keep with the spirit of seeing who knows more.
Now, the first set of question, straight from my own memory bank (which is twice the size of three ordinary memory banks.)
1. What is the name of the parking officer who Homer has to wait for to get the boot of his car in NYC?
2. How much did the Al Gore doll that Martin bought cost?
3. What is the first appearance of Dr. Colossus?
4. What is the name of the demo tape that Krk VanHouten records?
5. Who replaced Itchy and Scratchy when Krusty moved locations to the civlil defense shack in the Springfield Badlands?
6. What does the toppings for the frogurt contain?
7. Who does the voice for Alison, Lisa’s rival?
8. Name three uses for Lil’ Lisa Slurry
9. What museum exhibit does Lisa want to see, prompting her and Homer ot break in to see it?
10. What school did Sideshow Bob’s brother attend, and what did Bob refer to it as?
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/2 "2006-06-09T00:09:08Z")
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> 1. Who replaced Itchy and Scratchy when Krusty moved locations to the civlil defense shack in the Springfield Badlands?
_Worker and Parasite_
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> 1. What museum exhibit does Lisa want to see, prompting her and Homer ot break in to see it?
_Treasures of Ancient Egypt_
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### Author:  [@False\_God](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/False_God)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/3 "2006-06-09T00:11:45Z")
> [@bouv](#):
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> This is it. The end all, be all, grand champion tournement of Simpsons knowledge. Can you best me? Can you best _yourself_? Find out here!
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> 1. What is the name of the demo tape that Krk VanHouten records?
> 2. Who replaced Itchy and Scratchy when Krusty moved locations to the civlil defense shack in the Springfield Badlands?
> 3. What does the toppings for the frogurt contain?
> 4. What museum exhibit does Lisa want to see, prompting her and Homer ot break in to see it?
> 5. What school did Sideshow Bob’s brother attend, and what did Bob refer to it as?
1. Can I borrow a Feeling?
2. Sodium Benzoate
3. The Isis exhibit
4. Princeton, and a “clown college”
11a) What job did Kirk Van Houten have until his divorce and
11b) what was the bed he slept in in his singles pad shaped like?
1. What name did Bart use to obtain a fake credit card and name three of his purchases?
2. Name Moe Syzlak’s mixology professor and how he died.
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### Author:  [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/4 "2006-06-09T00:17:33Z")
1. What is the name of the parking officer who Homer has to wait for to get the boot of his car in NYC?
Steve Grubowski.
1. How much did the Al Gore doll that Martin bought cost?
$600
1. What is the first appearance of Dr. Colossus?
In a set of photographs of Stacy Lavelle’s ex-husbands.
1. What is the name of the demo tape that Krk VanHouten records?
_Can I Borrow a Feeling?_
1. Who replaced Itchy and Scratchy when Krusty moved locations to the civlil defense shack in the Springfield Badlands?
Sting-y and Battery. (they bite, and light, and bite and bite and light…)
1. What does the toppings for the frogurt contain?
Potassium benzoate.
1. Who does the voice for Alison, Lisa’s rival?
Christina Ricci.
1. Name three uses for Lil’ Lisa Slurry
High-protein animal feed, explosive, and… something else
1. What school did Sideshow Bob’s brother attend, and what did Bob refer to it as?
“I’ll thank you _not_ to refer to Princeton [as clown college].”
All from memory. WOO-HOO!
BE1: What sporting event wasn’t expected to occur for another hundred years?
BE2: Alf’s back, in what form?
BE3: Buy me Bonestorm, or… what?
BE4: Who did Snake have to kill to get a place like that?
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/5 "2006-06-09T00:21:34Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> BE2: Alf’s back, in what form?
Pog
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### Author:  [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/6 "2006-06-09T00:25:57Z")
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> BE3: Buy me Bonestorm, or… what?
GO TO HELL!
I whiffed on my first at bat, but this time I got it.
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/7 "2006-06-09T00:27:31Z")
11a) A superstar at the cracker factory
11b) A racecar
1. I’ll do you one better! He _uses_ Santa’s Little Helper, but they issued the card under the name Santos L. Halper. He bought several things, including pep pills for Lisa, smoked salmon for Marge, and of course, Laddie.
BE2: In Pog form.
BE3: Or go to Hell!
Oh, and **Bryan Eckers** , your answer to #2 is wrong, as is #7, and we need one more answer for #8. The rest of yours are correct, and \*_False\_God_ got #9 right, so just 2.3 questions of mine left unanswered.
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### Author:  [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/8 "2006-06-09T00:29:08Z")
11a. Cracker factory
11b. “I sleep in a racecar, do you?”
BE2. Pog form!
BE3. Buy me Bonestorm or go to hell!
Um… should my questions start at 19?
19(?). Who says “wait 'till he sees what I left in his birdbath”?
20. What animal took the police master key from Bart and Ralph?
21. What is the name of Snake’s car?
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### Author:  [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/9 "2006-06-09T00:29:49Z")
1. Name three (one) uses for Lil’ Lisa Slurry
cure-all. “A spoonful of slurry’ll cure what ails ya!”
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### Author:  [@wolf\_in\_second\_hand\_clothing](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_in_second_hand_clothing)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/10 "2006-06-09T00:30:18Z")
Damn you, **bouv**!
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### Author:  [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/11 "2006-06-09T00:30:54Z")
1. What is the name of Snake’s car?
Li’l Bandit.
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/12 "2006-06-09T00:34:42Z")
> [@wolf in second hand clothing](#):
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> 19(?). Who says “wait 'till he sees what I left in his birdbath”?
> 20. What animal took the police master key from Bart and Ralph?
> 21. What is the name of Snake’s car?
1. Nelson.
2. A ‘pointy-kitty.’
3. What is the name of Mr.Burns autobiography?
4. Name the only other episode in which it is mention (i want the actual episode name, and a hint: we have had a trivia question from that episode already.)
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### Author:  [@Lissa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissa)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/13 "2006-06-09T02:05:39Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> 1. Name three uses for Lil’ Lisa Slurry
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> High-protein animal feed, explosive, and… something else
Insulation for low-income housing.
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### Author:  [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/14 "2006-06-09T02:14:46Z")
> [@bouv](#):
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> 1. Who does the voice for Alison, Lisa’s rival?
Winona Ryder, I think.
m1: Why does Judge Snyder hate Lionel Hutz?
m2: Who was the leading lady in Troy McClure’s last motion picture?
m3: According to Homer, what discovery led him to win the “Most Weight Gained” award at his high school reunion?
m4: In the Halloween short _Dial Z for Zombies_, what book does Bart originally attempt to do his book report on?
m5: According to Bart, Krusty’s classic encounter with what type of animal is “funny on so many levels?”
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 2:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/15 "2006-06-09T02:20:51Z")
> [@mobo85](#):
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> Winona Ryder, I think.
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> m1: Why does Judge Snyder hate Lionel Hutz?
Yes, and he kinda ran over his dog. But replace the word ‘kinda’ with ‘repeatatly,’ and the word ‘dog’ with ‘son.’
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### Author:  [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/16 "2006-06-09T02:22:08Z")
> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> BE1: What sporting event wasn’t expected to occur for another hundred years?
The Yankees win the pennant.
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### Author:  [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/17 "2006-06-09T02:22:11Z")
> [@mobo85](#):
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> m3: According to Homer, what discovery led him to win the “Most Weight Gained” award at his high school reunion?
He discovered a meal in between lunch and supper. “I call it Lupper”
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### Author:  [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/18 "2006-06-09T02:32:47Z")
Wasn’t the voice of Lisa’s rival done by Lisa Kudrow?
Here’s an easy one:
(24) What did Homer decide to change his name to?
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### Author:  [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/19 "2006-06-09T02:41:49Z")
> [@jackelope](#):
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> Wasn’t the voice of Lisa’s rival done by Lisa Kudrow?
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> Here’s an easy one:
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> (24) What did Homer decide to change his name to?
No, that was Alex, the trendy girl.
And Max Power.
25?) What was Wiggum’s nick-name for Skinner in the spinoff showcase when he was a private eye?
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### Author:  [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)
#### Post date: [June 9, 2006, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/20 "2006-06-09T02:43:59Z")
> [@bouv](#):
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> 25?) What was Wiggum’s nick-name for Skinner in the spinoff showcase when he was a private eye?
“Skinny Boy”
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