# Ultimate Simpsons trivia throwdown!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 9, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981 "2006-06-09T00:03:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/41 "2006-06-09T18:32:08Z")

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> [@Cluricaun](#):
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> I have no idea how to number these anymore so…  
> Who is the sponsor of the comic book that Milhouse agrees to order for sale when he and Bart are running the comics shop?
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> What was going to be the name of the Springfield Isotopes after they were moved to their new city?

Lenscrafters

Albequerque Isotopes  
Burn6: What city can Kent Brockman not pronounce that the Bumblebee Man can?  
Burn7: What Japanese movie did Homer not remember liking?  
Burn8: Where did Apu get his Master’s degree in Comupter Science?  
Burn9: Where did Frank Grimes live?  
Burn10: What’s in a lawnmower?

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/42 "2006-06-09T18:33:10Z")

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> [@Antinor01](#):
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> Correction, a K (dratted letters so close together)

Nah, it was a “6.0”.

Q:Name three things you could purchase at the Leftorium.

A:Left-handed ledgers, left-handed can openers, left handed zithers…

Q:Who is the sponsor of the comic book that Milhouse agrees to order for sale when he and Bart are running the comics shop?

A:Lenscrafter, sponsor of _Biclops_

Q:What was going to be the name of the Springfield Isotopes after they were moved to their new city?

A:I’m pretty sure the name of the team was going to be the same, although they would become the Albuquerque Isotopes.  
BE5: Name two judges at Springfield family court and their bench decorations.  
BE6: What is the former name of the music store “Suicide Notes”?  
BE7: What is the former name of the video store “VHS Village”?

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/43 "2006-06-09T18:36:17Z")

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> [@Dr. Love](#):
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> Oh, and questions:  
> Love2: List, in alphabetical order, all layoffs at the power plant after it was bought by the Germans.

Simpson, Homer… that is all.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/44 "2006-06-09T18:36:48Z")

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Burn6: What city can Kent Brockman not pronounce that the Bumblebee Man can?

Kualalalala… France!

Burn7: What Japanese movie did Homer not remember liking?

_Rashomon_, though I thought he didn’t remember liking it so much as he _did_ remember _not_ liking it, Marge’s memory to the contrary

Burn8: Where did Apu get his Master’s degree in Comupter Science?

The Springfield Heights Institute of Technology, under Professor John Frink.

Burn9: Where did Frank Grimes live?

In a one-room apartment above a bowling alley and below another bowling alley.

Burn10: What’s in a lawnmower?

Um… love?

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/45 "2006-06-09T18:37:29Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> BE7: What is the former name of the video store “VHS Village”?

Beta Barn?

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**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/46 "2006-06-09T18:38:43Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> Burn10: What’s in a lawnmower?
> 
> Um… love?

All right but the last one

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**Author:** ![M.Meursault](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b487fb/32.png) [@M.Meursault](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/M.Meursault)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/47 "2006-06-09T18:41:02Z")

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> [@Dr. Love](#):
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> Oh, and questions:
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> Love1: What sights and sounds did Abe Simpson want to experience as he died on the euthanasia machine?  
> Love2: List, in alphabetical order, all layoffs at the power plant after it was bought by the Germans.

Love1: The Glenn Miller Orchestra and cops beating up hippies, respectively.  
Love 2: Simpson, Homer. That is all.

MM1: Who breaks Homer and his friends out of Super Bowl Prison? What does this person use to break them out?  
MM2: What did Fox turn into so gradually you didn’t notice?  
MM3:According to the Springfield NRA, what is a gun used for? (there are several appropriate answers)

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/48 "2006-06-09T18:44:10Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Burn10: What’s in a lawnmower?

Wheatgrass and vodka.

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**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/49 "2006-06-09T18:47:27Z")

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> [@M. Meursault](#):
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> MM2: What did Fox turn into so gradually you didn’t notice?

A hardcore porn channel

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**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/50 "2006-06-09T18:57:13Z")

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> [@M. Meursault](#):
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> MM1: Who breaks Homer and his friends out of Super Bowl Prison? What does this person use to break them out?

Dolly Parton and…uh…her makeup remover, I think.

DX2: What magazine did Homer pretend to work for when trying to steal the trillion dollar bill from Mr. Burns?

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/51 "2006-06-09T18:59:56Z")

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> [@Spiff](#):
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> Actually, the “Name 3 things Gil has sold” is a trick question, right?
> 
> To my knowledge, Gil has never actually sold anything. 🙂

In addition to the previously mentioned stuff, he’s also sold successfully Coleco computers (you gotta get the rust proofing) and his services as a lawyer.

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**Author:** ![Max\_Torque](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Max\_Torque](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Torque)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/52 "2006-06-09T19:01:41Z")

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> [@Dr. Love](#):
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> Oh, and questions:
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> Love1: What sights and sounds did Abe Simpson want to experience as he died on the euthanasia machine?

Woohoo, first to answer one! Abe wanted to see cops beating up hippies, to the sounds of the Glenn Miller Orchestra.

MT1: From the same episode, give the full name of the football stadium built specially to house Springfield’s NFL franchise, and also name the franchise.

MT2: In the Halloween episode where Homer stumbles into the world of 3D, there are some hexadecimal numbers in the background. What do those numbers correspond to in ASCII?

MT3: Where did Homer buy his gun?

MT4: Name at least four characters who are or were at one time in the mafia in Springfield.

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**Author:** ![Raygun99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Raygun99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Raygun99)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/53 "2006-06-09T19:03:28Z")

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> [@Max Torque](#):
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> MT4: Name at least four characters who are or were at one time in the mafia in Springfield.

Fat Tony, Johnny Tightlips, Jimmy the Squealer, and Bart.

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**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/54 "2006-06-09T19:05:32Z")

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> [@DxZero](#):
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> He discovered a meal in between lunch and supper. “I call it Lupper”

Nope. He didn’t give it a special name, but he discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.

> [@Max Torque](#):
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> MT2: In the Halloween episode where Homer stumbles into the world of 3D, there are some hexadecimal numbers in the background. What do those numbers correspond to in ASCII?  
> MT3: Where did Homer buy his gun?  
> MT4: Name at least four characters who are or were at one time in the mafia in Springfield.

MT2: Frink rules  
MT3: Bloodbath and Beyond

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**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/55 "2006-06-09T19:10:25Z")

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> [@mobo85](#):
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> Nope. He didn’t give it a special name, but he discovered a meal between breakfast and brunch.

Hmm…you might be right. Where the hell did I get lupper from? Maybe that was a different episode.

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/56 "2006-06-09T19:18:34Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> BE5: Name two judges at Springfield family court and their bench decorations.

Judge Snyder has a statuette of a fishing clown. I think Judge Harm has a guillotine.

> [@](#):
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> BE6: What is the former name of the music store “Suicide Notes”?

Good Vibrations.

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/57 "2006-06-09T19:19:56Z")

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> [@DxZero](#):
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> Hmm…you might be right. Where the hell did I get lupper from? Maybe that was a different episode.

You might be thinking of a 1996 two-part _Seinfeld_ episode featuring Janeane Garafolo as a woman Jerry dates. At first, she seems perfect because she’s interested in all the same trivial stuff Jerry is (prompting him to go so far as to propose, for the seventh-season cliffhanger), but gradually he comes to realize that she’s just a female version of himself (her character “Jeannie Steinman” even has the same initials), and he can’t live with himself because he _hates_ himself.

Anyway, at one point Garafolo goes off on a Seinfeldian observational-comedy mini-rant: “So _brunch_ is a cross between _breakfast_ and _lunch_? Then why’s there no _lupper_, or no _linner_?” This firmly cements in Jerry’s mind that it’s time to break the relationship off.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/58 "2006-06-09T19:25:42Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> Nah, it was a “6.0”.

That’s right, I was picturing that scene in my head and could envision everything except the actual mark on the chest.

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**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/59 "2006-06-09T19:36:31Z")

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> [@DxZero](#):
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> DX2: What magazine did Homer pretend to work for when trying to steal the trillion dollar bill from Mr. Burns?

Techincally, he didn’t pretend to be from any magazine, Burns just assumed he was from Collier’s(sp?) magazine.

“I’m gonna write the best damn article!..Oh, right.”

I don’t even know what number to give this anymore, so I’ll make it 1,244 (a question from the _future_…future…future…future)

1,244: SO we all know Homer has an exact double (Guy Incognito), but he also has an almost exact double, same for him save the opposite sex and some hair. We were never given a name, buy what was she singing?

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**Author:** ![DxZero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@DxZero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DxZero)\
**Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/60 "2006-06-09T19:40:04Z")

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> [@bouv](#):
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> 1,244: SO we all know Homer has an exact double (Guy Incognito), but he also has an almost exact double, same for him save the opposite sex and some hair. We were never given a name, buy what was she singing?

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