# Ultimate Simpsons trivia throwdown! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 9, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981 "2006-06-09T00:03:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/61 "2006-06-09T19:55:14Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > 1,244: SO we all know Homer has an exact double (Guy Incognito), but he also has an almost exact double, same for him save the opposite sex and some hair. We were never given a name, buy what was she singing? In addition to the singing station-wagon driver spotted by Bart, Homer has a near-identical English half-sister, sired during Abe’s service in WW2. Her name escapes me at the moment, so I’ll “cheat” and look it up… Abbie. ---
**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/62 "2006-06-09T20:48:31Z")
A1: In the episode where the Simpsons go to Flanders’ beach house for the Fourth of July, Homer tries to purchase illegal fireworks. However, trying to be subtle, he names five other “unusual” items he’d like to purchase. Name at least three. A2: What kind of wood is Jasper’s leg made from? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Logan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Don\_Logan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Logan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/63 "2006-06-09T20:52:53Z")
Homer also has a Shelbyville equivalent- the junkyard owner in the lemon of troy episode- at least I think thats what the guy he traded barbs with was supposed to be. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Love](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Dr.Love](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Love)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/64 "2006-06-09T21:35:27Z")
> [@Amaranta](#): > > A1: In the episode where the Simpsons go to Flanders’ beach house for the Fourth of July, Homer tries to purchase illegal fireworks. However, trying to be subtle, he names five other “unusual” items he’d like to purchase. Name at least three. > > A2: What kind of wood is Jasper’s leg made from? A1: Condoms, a pornoghraphic magazine (maybe more than one?) and panty liners. A2: Hickory? (Really, just a guess) ---
**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/65 "2006-06-09T21:50:29Z")
> [@Dr. Love](#): > > A1: Condoms, a pornoghraphic magazine (maybe more than one?) and panty liners. > > A2: Hickory? (Really, just a guess) A1: Very good. He also bought two disposable enemas and a bottle of Old Harper, causing Marge to remark as she shuffles through the bag, “I don’t know what you had planned for tonight, but count me out”. A2: Nope, try again. ---
**Author:** ![Birdmonster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/71e660/32.png) [@Birdmonster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Birdmonster)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/66 "2006-06-09T22:17:57Z")
> [@Amaranta](#): > > A2: What kind of wood is Jasper’s leg made from? Spruce? Who shot who in that what now? ---
**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/67 "2006-06-09T23:12:27Z")
> [@Birdmonster](#): > > Spruce? > Who shot who in that what now? Well hot dog! We have a wiener! Jasper’s leg is indeed spruce. ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Logan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Don\_Logan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Logan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/68 "2006-06-09T23:24:42Z")
One I would like to know the answer to- how many times have the Simpson family moved out of town (in real life, not counting Halloween episodes 🙂 )? ---
**Author:** ![Amaranta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/6f9a4e/32.png) [@Amaranta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amaranta)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 11:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/69 "2006-06-09T23:28:15Z")
A3: Which music festival does Homer feel is the greatest of his lifetime? ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Logan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f07891/32.png) [@Don\_Logan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Logan)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/70 "2006-06-09T23:32:15Z")
**Birdmonster** - Classic! ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [June 9, 2006, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/71 "2006-06-09T23:56:07Z")
> [@Amaranta](#): > > A3: Which music festival does Homer feel is the greatest of his lifetime? A: the US festival? Q: When the Simpson family visit Ned Flanders in the sanitarium (after his house is swept away by the hurricane), what famous person does Bart discover is also a patient there? Q: When Homer begs to be put on the list of judges for the Springfield film festival, whose name does Marge cross off the list? ---
**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 5:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/72 "2006-06-10T05:19:31Z")
> [@The New and Improved Superman](#): > > Q: When the Simpson family visit Ned Flanders in the sanitarium (after his house is swept away by the hurricane), what famous person does Bart discover is also a patient there? Jay Sherman. “It stinks, it stinks, it stinks!” “Yes Mr. Sherman, everything stinks.” ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/73 "2006-06-10T07:12:48Z")
MA1: What happens to lost children at Hullabalooza? ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/74 "2006-06-10T07:47:18Z")
> [@Don Logan](#): > > One I would like to know the answer to- how many times have the Simpson family moved out of town (in real life, not counting Halloween episodes 🙂 )? Hmm. This probably won’t be all of them, but: They join the Witness Protection Program and become The Thompsons; They move to the company town where Hank Scorpio’s business is located; They move to Capitol City for Homer’s “Dancin’ Homer” tryout. > [@Marley23](#): > > MA1: What happens to lost children at Hullabalooza? They become property of Blockbuster. O1: When Homer changed his name back, what did he change Marge’s name to, and what were the other choices? O2: What were the names of the robots that Homer fought while impersonating a robot? O3: What are the two reasons given for Homer’s being stupid, and why wasn’t one of them noticed for a long time? O4: When Marge was a cop, what were the violations of the law that disheartened her? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/75 "2006-06-10T07:57:49Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > O1: When Homer changed his name back, what did he change Marge’s name to, and what were the other choices? Hooty McBoob, I think, is the last one. Chesty LaRue was another attempt, and I think the third was Busty St. Clair. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/76 "2006-06-10T15:23:55Z")
> [@Otto](#): > > O3: What are the two reasons given for Homer’s being stupid, and why wasn’t one of them noticed for a long time? > O4: When Marge was a cop, what were the violations of the law that disheartened her? O3: The SImpson Gene, and a crayon stuck in his brain. It was not noticed because Dr. Hibbert always held the head x-ray right where the crayon was. O4: Dog, no leash. Horse, no diaper. Car parked illegaly across _three_ handicapped sopts. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/77 "2006-06-10T17:08:28Z")
What is the phone number for Moe’s bar, and how do we know? ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/78 "2006-06-10T18:46:34Z")
> [@Peter Morris](#): > > What is the phone number for Moe’s bar, and how do we know? Presumably 764-8437. When Mr. Burns attempted to call Smithers, he dialed the word “Smithers” and ended up reaching Moe’s. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/79 "2006-06-10T18:52:24Z")
correct. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981/80 "2006-06-10T19:19:19Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > O4: Dog, no leash. Horse, no diaper. Car parked illegaly across _three_ handicapped sopts. All correct, and there was a litterbug. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ultimate-simpsons-trivia-throwdown/359981.md?page=5)