# Um, about that line, Subaru

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 9, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569 "2015-03-09T02:00:21Z")\
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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/1 "2015-03-09T02:00:21Z")

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Nice commercial about a Subaru, voiceover by a woman about raising her daughter in the car, first word, etc, with child aging through commercial.

To the payoff… “My daughter grew up in the back seat of that car” and a shot of a young teenage girl saying “What?”

PHRASING.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/2 "2015-03-09T02:14:56Z")

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That was my thought, too.

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**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/3 "2015-03-09T02:25:24Z")

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I think they are both darling.

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/4 "2015-03-09T02:34:01Z")

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> [@Chimera](#):
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> Nice commercial about a Subaru, voiceover by a woman about raising her daughter in the car, first word, etc, with child aging through commercial.
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> To the payoff… “My daughter grew up in the back seat of that car” and a shot of a young teenage girl saying “What?”
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> PHRASING.

Yeah, my immediate mental reply to that is “Which is only fitting, since she was conceived there…”

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/5 "2015-03-09T02:36:16Z")

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Every time I see that commercial, I change the words in my head to ‘My daughter lost her virginity in the back of that car.’

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/6 "2015-03-09T02:46:17Z")

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Link?

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/7 "2015-03-09T02:54:04Z")

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[It’s almost a year old.](http://www.marketmenot.com/subaru-our-little-girl-commercial/)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/8 "2015-03-09T03:05:08Z")

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Ohhhh kayyyyy.

I don’t know what the point is. That was a perfectly normal commercial, supposedly extolling the longevity of Subarus, which in fact have a good reliability rating.

Nowhere near the Folgers incest commercial for creepiness. 😃

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**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/9 "2015-03-09T03:09:22Z")

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“Love. It’s what makes a Subaru a Subaru.”

Help! Help! I’m drowning in a vat of treacle!

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/10 "2015-03-09T03:20:55Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Nowhere near the Folgers incest commercial for creepiness. 😃

[This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4)? (Followed by a creepy clown Post Krinkles commercial.)

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/11 "2015-03-09T03:34:13Z")

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> [@Johnny\_L.A](#):
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> [This one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5Ir6CzxKl4)? (Followed by a creepy clown Post Krinkles commercial.)

Yes. Of course that one. If mum and dad didn’t come downstairs, well… I think we all know what was going to happen. 😉

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**Author:** ![Brynda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e79b87/32.png) [@Brynda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brynda)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/12 "2015-03-09T04:07:40Z")

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And I thought I had a dirty mind! IMHO, that line is as pure as the driven snow.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/13 "2015-03-09T04:47:57Z")

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> [@Leaffan](#):
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> Yes. Of course that one. If mum and dad didn’t come downstairs, well… I think we all know what was going to happen. 😉

You people are sick. 😛

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**Author:** ![DJ\_Motorbike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/90ced4/32.png) [@DJ\_Motorbike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DJ_Motorbike)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/14 "2015-03-09T06:37:34Z")

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I’ve read the OP no fewer than ten times, I’ve watched the commercial.

You described the commercial. Then wrote “PHRASING”.

Having read other responses I suppose the implication is that you imagine some sort of sexual tension between the mother and daughter. Right? Is that what this thread is about? If so. No. It’s just you, OP. But if that’s the point you were trying to make why not just come right out and say it?

Why the need for such cryptic phrasing?

1/10

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**Author:** ![Sage\_Rat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sage_rat/32/399_2.png) [@Sage\_Rat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sage_Rat)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 7:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/15 "2015-03-09T07:18:53Z")

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The mom just spent a minute talking about seeing her daughter in the back seat, and now she’s moved up to the front.

No more.

No less.

I don’t know what the OP is seeing other than that.

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**Author:** ![Rick\_Kitchen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rick_kitchen/32/522_2.png) [@Rick\_Kitchen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick_Kitchen)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 7:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/16 "2015-03-09T07:20:43Z")

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“She grew up in the back seat” implies that she lost her virginity there.

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**Author:** ![MrDibble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrdibble/32/114_2.png) [@MrDibble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrDibble)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 8:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/17 "2015-03-09T08:06:58Z")

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I don’t equate “grew up” with “lost her virginity” at all. If she’d said “became a woman”, yeah, sure, that’s common phrasing. But “grew up”, that’s just in your own dirty, dirty minds.

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**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/18 "2015-03-09T13:02:20Z")

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I must have a dirty mind like the OP. I hear “She got laid for the first time in the back seat” every time.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/19 "2015-03-09T13:19:15Z")

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> [@MrDibble](#):
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> I don’t equate “grew up” with “lost her virginity” at all. If she’d said “became a woman”, yeah, sure, that’s common phrasing. But “grew up”, that’s just in your own dirty, dirty minds.

Me neither. That’s a little out there.

Anyway, Subaru, Ima let you finish, but [Chrysler](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ussS2o93q1M) had one of the best “sex in the backseat of a car” ads of ALL TIME.

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**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\
**Post date:** [March 9, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-about-that-line-subaru/714569/20 "2015-03-09T13:27:39Z")

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I get a kick out of [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czE-fA-lumg), and it isn’t a commercial.

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