# Um , fuck both of you. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 23, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437 "2003-01-23T14:56:38Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![BURNER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@BURNER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BURNER)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/1 "2003-01-23T14:56:38Z")
originaly by :Bob Cos > [@](#): > > Ben, don’t argue with this guy. It ain’t going nowhere. Originaly by Ben Hicks: > [@](#): > > Bob - Don’t worry, I think I’ve finally learned my lesson. I think the denizens of this forum would agree, whatever their stance on abortion, that BURNER isn’t worth educating. It is good to see it takes the two of you to convice each other of your superiority. Now when do you break out into show tunes and sniff each others asses? ---
**Author:** ![Typo\_Negative](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/typo_negative/32/484_2.png) [@Typo\_Negative](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Typo_Negative)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/2 "2003-01-23T14:58:27Z")
Well this is just _sad_. Couldn’t this have gone in the original thread? ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/3 "2003-01-23T15:06:16Z")
Was the orgy-nal thread in the pit? No linky… ---
**Author:** ![Berkut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a88e57/32.png) [@Berkut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Berkut)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/4 "2003-01-23T15:06:19Z")
How about a link for the rubberneckers who don’t wanna kill the hamsters with a search? ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/5 "2003-01-23T15:06:43Z")
How about a link, or perhaps a little more detail as to what the fuck is going on? ---
**Author:** ![Meatros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Meatros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meatros)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/6 "2003-01-23T15:07:25Z")
[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2890258#post2890258](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=2890258#post2890258) Here’s the thread in question. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/7 "2003-01-23T15:14:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BURNER \* > \*\*. Now when do you break out into show tunes and sniff each others asses? \*\* Is _Cats_ going to reopen? ---
**Author:** ![BURNER](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@BURNER](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BURNER)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/8 "2003-01-23T15:14:50Z")
DOH!! My bad, thanx for the link **Meatros** ---
**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/9 "2003-01-23T15:17:18Z")
Nice sig joey. Carry on thread. ---
**Author:** ![roadrunner70](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@roadrunner70](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/roadrunner70)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/10 "2003-01-23T15:17:58Z")
Well, being the original was in GD, then I guess a separate thread is warranted, but it is kinda lame. Accusing gayness just doesn’t carry the weight it did years ago…or didn’t you hear. It’s hip to be queer? :::tongue firmly imbedded in cheek::: Opps? Where’s my Judy Garland albums? ---
**Author:** ![beagledave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6de8d8/32.png) [@beagledave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beagledave)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/11 "2003-01-23T16:00:40Z")
Golly BURNER. That’s a short list you have there. You have left out numerous people ( **all pro choice** , btw) who have correctly [identified](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=157658) your lack of intellectual honesty. **Meatros** **zwaldd** (at least, in part) **AHunter3** **DanielWithrow** **blessedwolf** (at least, in part) **CrazyCatLady** (at least, in part) (and that’s leaving out the list of pro choice posters who had simple disagreements with you in the original GD thread) ---
**Author:** ![mikan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/cc9497/32.png) [@mikan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikan)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/12 "2003-01-23T16:26:49Z")
Wow. So **superbee** , **Joey G** , and **World Eater** , just how did you three pull of that 9:06am triple-post? I’ll be even more impressed if you all reply to this at exactly the same time, too. ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/13 "2003-01-23T16:53:25Z")
It’s unclear to me why a second Pit thread was opened by **BURNER** to attack points being raised in the linked thread, which was also in the Pit. I would venture the opinion that neither the OP here, nor the posts offered by **BURNER** in the linked thread, offer a particularly cogent grasp of debate. - Rick ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/14 "2003-01-23T18:23:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by \*\*Bricker \*\*\* > t’s unclear to me why a second Pit thread was opened by **BURNER** to attack points being raised in the linked thread, which was also in the Pit. Particularly since his first response in _that_ thread was to liken **beagledave** to a schoolyard bully for opening a thread in the Pit about the issue. After mucking through much of that thread and then all of this one to date, I’ve got to say I agree fully with **Ben Hicks** ’ opinion as quoted above. ---
**Author:** ![Ben\_Hicks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bbce88/32.png) [@Ben\_Hicks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ben_Hicks)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/15 "2003-01-23T19:12:01Z")
> [@](#): > > It is good to see it takes the two of you to convice each other of your superiority. Now when do you break out into show tunes and sniff each others asses? Ah BURNER, my poor cerebrally stunted friend. Alas, odd as it may seem, you appear to have grabbed the wrong end of the stick with your spindly, webbed little claw hands. Superiority, you may understand (although I wouldn’t bet on _that_), is a rather meaningless term when one is forced to deal with semi-lucid runts such as your good self. I doubt it is even _possible_ to feel superior to someone as idiotic and disingenuous as yourself without feeling cheapened by the implication that you are on the same intellectual plane as any other member of the species. It would be more correct to say we all recognised your _inferiority_ and decided it’d be less of a headache to let you wallow in the festering quagmire of your own ignorance since everyone else had stopped listening to you anyway. After all, as my Granddaddy used to say, you can’t win a pissing match with a skunk. You are a waste of perfectly good oxygen that could have been put to better use spreading small pox. The fact that someone as unworthy as you is currently in a high enough position in society to spew such mindless, drool inducing swill over cyperspace when there are so many starving in the world is one which mortifies my very soul. You are a vicious cum stain, laced with syphilis, that lies streaked across the wank encrusted boxer shorts of humanity. Now that I have made my feelings known I wish only to be rid of you. Please, I beg you, find another hobby and leave us all alone. ---
**Author:** ![seal\_cleaner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@seal\_cleaner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/seal_cleaner)\ **Post date:** [January 23, 2003, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-fuck-both-of-you/150437/16 "2003-01-23T19:34:29Z")
Thus ends my habit of reading a thread just because the subject line contains “fuck.” Fuck, I’ll read 'em all…until it gets busy around here.