# Um...hi. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 23, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371 "2004-11-23T22:33:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/21 "2004-11-24T00:00:55Z")
> [@Ilsa\_Lund](#): > > Is this some kind of joke? You blame **TubaDiva?** Yow…guess I coulda worded that differently. Yes, to put it differently, she was the Fezig of the Brute squad that saved me from myself. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/22 "2004-11-24T00:10:09Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > a foiled attempt at self-murder, the blame for which I place squarely on **Tubadiva** That sucks. I know the dismay of being rescued, and can’t imagine how much more annoying it would be if the rescuer were a faceless member of an anonymous message board. Ack! Are you in the US? I’m wondering how awkward Thursday will be. As a bonus, it might get the awkward family stuff out of the way quickly. Hopefully this thread will die down soon as well, and you can resume your 90% of normalcy with all haste. ---
**Author:** ![Anastasaeon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/73ab20/32.png) [@Anastasaeon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anastasaeon)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/23 "2004-11-24T00:24:14Z")
I’m very glad to see you are back, **Inigo**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/24 "2004-11-24T00:55:17Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > she was the Fezig of the Brute squad that saved me from myself. Fezzik. And welcome back. It’s good to have you here :). ---
**Author:** ![Antigen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/848f3c/32.png) [@Antigen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antigen)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/25 "2004-11-24T01:20:31Z")
Glad you’re back! Now, get back to work! Post post post! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![luluBahrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e5b9ba/32.png) [@luluBahrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/luluBahrain)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/26 "2004-11-24T01:22:59Z")
I am thrilled to see you back. ---
**Author:** ![Abbie\_Carmichael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/49beb7/32.png) [@Abbie\_Carmichael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abbie_Carmichael)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/27 "2004-11-24T02:10:06Z")
Glad you’re back. So where’s the pie? You came back. You DID bring pie, right? Because them’s the rules … ---
**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/28 "2004-11-24T02:34:09Z")
**INIGO!!!** 🙂🙂🙂 ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/29 "2004-11-24T02:34:30Z")
Welcome back. Since you’re returning, and not arriving fresh, I can let go of the goat, right? It’s looking … skittish. ---
**Author:** ![Morgyn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/morgyn/32/3041_2.png) [@Morgyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgyn)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/30 "2004-11-24T02:52:05Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Yow…guess I coulda worded that differently. Yes, to put it differently, she was the Fezig of the Brute squad that saved me from myself. Yay for **TubaDiva** and all Brutes like her! And another yay! that you’re back with us. ---
**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/31 "2004-11-24T02:56:03Z")
Inigo! Good to see you back. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/32 "2004-11-24T03:22:11Z")
Tuba is the Brute Squad? Who Knew!? Take care of yourself, my friend, one thing at a time. ---
**Author:** ![shamrock227](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@shamrock227](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/shamrock227)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/33 "2004-11-24T03:34:14Z")
> [@Shirley Ujest](#): > > Tuba is the Brute Squad? Who Knew!? We all did. Weren’t you at the meeting when it was announced? 😉 (Tuba, if you’re reading this… I’m kidding and the chocolate is on the way) Welcome back, Inigo. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/34 "2004-11-24T04:04:38Z")
Hey, **Inigo**! Glad to see you back! ---
**Author:** ![lavenderviolet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/cdc98d/32.png) [@lavenderviolet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lavenderviolet)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/35 "2004-11-24T04:07:36Z")
Glad to see you decided to come back to us. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![smartini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/22d042/32.png) [@smartini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/smartini)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/36 "2004-11-24T04:38:16Z")
Hey, _Inigo_ …glad you’re back 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/37 "2004-11-24T05:15:41Z")
Well, we all go a little mad sometimes. I’m glad you’re back here and back to your ‘normal self’ again. Now if I could only get these Gila Monsters out of my closet, maybe I’ll get some sleep tonight. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Girl)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/38 "2004-11-24T05:20:31Z")
I have no idea what you’re talking about, **Inigo**. Whatever went down I hope it all works out for ya. FWIW, I’ll always adore you. You’ve been a favorite of mine for a long, long time. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![InternetLegend](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/internetlegend/32/13154_2.png) [@InternetLegend](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InternetLegend)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/39 "2004-11-24T05:22:18Z")
I’m glad to see you back, too, in whatever reality fits you best. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [November 24, 2004, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371/40 "2004-11-24T05:42:42Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > …and because **QED** intimidated me so with harsh language and demanded an explanation. Damn right! 😉 Glad you’re back, **Inigo**! 🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-hi/276371.md?page=3)