# Um, just fucking stop.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-just-fucking-stop/331369>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 16, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-just-fucking-stop/331369 "2005-11-16T20:06:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f08c70/32.png) [@Crowbar\_of\_Irony\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crowbar_of_Irony_3)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-just-fucking-stop/331369/81 "2005-11-21T05:37:45Z")

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So you can know the personality of a person just by seeing the first word he uses in his post?

Wow, just wow.

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**Author:** ![Binarydrone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3da27b/32.png) [@Binarydrone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Binarydrone)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-just-fucking-stop/331369/82 "2005-11-21T06:19:24Z")

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> [@ExtraKun](#):
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> …Wow, just wow.

This one is on the list too buster.

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**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 6:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-just-fucking-stop/331369/83 "2005-11-21T06:32:55Z")

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> [@This Year's Model](#):
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> Better get cracking, **Miller**.  
> When I use :rolleyes: , it takes the place of, “Your superficial twaddle is inane and ignorant, and factually mistaken as well.” Saves keystrokes, y’know?

Code: Macro

If username=This Year’s Model  
And  
$tring= :rolleyes:  
Write: “Your superficial twaddle is inane and ignorant, and factually mistaken as well.”

Run Macro

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**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2005, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-just-fucking-stop/331369/84 "2005-11-21T06:48:00Z")

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“Um” is vital if you wish to make a palindrome about the 12th letter in the Greek alphabet. Um, Mu.

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