# Um...oh...oh honey. \[Considering Plastic Surgery?\] **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 29, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474 "2008-01-29T17:36:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![fatgail](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fatgail/32/7285_2.png) [@fatgail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatgail)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/1 "2008-01-29T17:36:56Z")
You’re looking a little…traveled. You thinking of getting any ‘work done’? I mean, not that you HAVE to. But are you? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/2 "2008-01-29T17:48:39Z")
What does it mean, “traveled”? ---
**Author:** ![Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9d8465/32.png) [@Swallowed\_My\_Cellphone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swallowed_My_Cellphone)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/3 "2008-01-29T17:53:07Z")
[QUOTE=carnivorousplant] What does it mean, “traveled”? [/QUOTE] I think the OP means “worn”. Like an old pair of shoes that are “well-travelled”, scuffed up, stretched out and faded. ---
**Author:** ![fatgail](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fatgail/32/7285_2.png) [@fatgail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatgail)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/4 "2008-01-29T18:02:46Z")
[QUOTE=Swallowed My Cellphone] I think the OP means “worn”. Like an old pair of shoes that are “well-travelled”, scuffed up, stretched out and faded. [/QUOTE] Oh but not in a _mean_ way. I mean, those lines by your eyes…they’re…from experience…you know. Maybe just a little…LIFT. ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/5 "2008-01-29T18:02:54Z")
Rode hard and put away wet? What’s 'work? Housework? I’m confused. ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/6 "2008-01-29T18:04:40Z")
Old shoes never travel, they just fade away. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/7 "2008-01-29T18:07:28Z")
It ain’t the years, it’s the mileage. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/8 "2008-01-29T18:23:08Z")
It ain’t the mileage, it’s the 3- and 7-year-old in the back seat… ---
**Author:** ![Santo\_Rugger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e95f7d/32.png) [@Santo\_Rugger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Santo_Rugger)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/9 "2008-01-29T18:39:30Z")
'work = plastic surgery? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/10 "2008-01-29T19:06:17Z")
[QUOTE=fatgail] You’re looking a little…traveled. You thinking of getting any ‘work done’? I mean, not that you HAVE to. But are you? [/QUOTE] Boobs aren’t supposed to do…that…are they? ---
**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/11 "2008-01-29T19:29:12Z")
You don’t have better things to do with your time than criticize other people’s appearance? Um…oh…oh honey–find a more interesting hobby. ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/12 "2008-01-29T19:31:28Z")
Bender: Well, she is well-traveled…and I don’t mean she travels a lot. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/13 "2008-01-29T19:56:10Z")
[The Birdcage]“You look tired means you look old. And you look rested means you’ve had collagen.”[/The Birdcage] ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/14 "2008-01-29T20:00:23Z")
“Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.”-McCroskey ---
**Author:** ![fatgail](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fatgail/32/7285_2.png) [@fatgail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatgail)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/15 "2008-01-29T20:01:39Z")
[QUOTE=susan] You don’t have better things to do with your time than criticize other people’s appearance? Um…oh…oh honey–find a more interesting hobby. [/QUOTE] Bless your pea pickin’ heart. Could it be a semi humorous way of asking whether people on the board are considering plastic surgery? No nonononono, never that. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Flander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8c91f0/32.png) [@Flander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flander)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/16 "2008-01-29T20:07:58Z")
[QUOTE=fatgail] Bless your pea pickin’ heart. Could it be a semi humorous way of asking whether people on the board are considering plastic surgery? No nonononono, never that. :rolleyes: [/QUOTE] Well, it’s a little tough to pull that question from your OP? But to answer, no, because I’m 27 and have a lot of traveling to do. Lemme get my travelin’ stick. ---
**Author:** ![fatgail](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fatgail/32/7285_2.png) [@fatgail](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fatgail)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/17 "2008-01-29T20:22:30Z")
ah message boards…where hath the creativity gone? It was just for fun…a little roleplay. Disregard. ---
**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/18 "2008-01-29T21:03:34Z")
I didn’t figure out what the heck you were trying to ask either. ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/19 "2008-01-29T21:12:07Z")
It makes sense now. None for me. I’ve gotten used to being ugly. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-oh-oh-honey-considering-plastic-surgery/435474/20 "2008-01-29T21:13:40Z")
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