# Um, poodle balling? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 31, 2006, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663 "2006-03-31T04:37:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/21 "2006-03-31T15:49:29Z")
> [@Least Original User Name Ever](#): > > Spooge substitute, obviously…the same way guys fake orgasms. Either a handful of egg whites or a conveniently placed syringe of old milk. > > Enjoy! Oh. My. Gawd. ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/22 "2006-03-31T15:52:34Z")
> [@1920s Style "Death Ray"](#): > > Yeah, [answers.com](http://answers.com) says that “balling” is vulgar (no kidding) slang for sexual intercourse. So I guess it’s just ya good ol’ fashioned sex, with a poodle. Wow, you really screwed the pooch on that one. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/23 "2006-03-31T16:11:19Z")
> [@The Chao Goes Mu](#): > > Oh. My. Gawd. Aaaahhhhhhh…just the reaction I was LOOKING for… _insert evil laugh_ ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/24 "2006-03-31T16:22:11Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > like donkey punches, dirty sanchezes, cleveland steamers, arabian goggles. Yo, hook me up with the knowledge so I don’t have to google these at work. Thanks! Teabagging is dipping the scrotalness in and out of someone’s mouth, right? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/25 "2006-03-31T16:30:01Z")
> [@gigi](#): > > Yo, hook me up with the knowledge so I don’t have to google these at work. Thanks! > > Teabagging is dipping the scrotalness in and out of someone’s mouth, right? IF YOU’RE READING THESE AT WORK, YOU WILL LAUGH/CRY/PUKE. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. hehehe…“the scrotalness” made me just giggle. I’m sure my roommate is wondering why I’m giggling like a schoolgirl. Mehem. Let the education commence. Donkey Punch: when you’re doing someone doggy style (usually in the butt) and just before you’re about to cum, you land a vicious punch to to the back of the doggy style-ee’s head. That last clench pushes you over the edge. You smoke a cigarette, they get a nuprin. Cleveland Steamer aka the Berlin Steamer (and, in its various incarnations as…) the Hot Carl, the Glass Bottom Boat and (one of my personal favorites) the Chili Dog: Both steamers, Cleveland and Berlin are snapping a deuce on her chest after the Main Event is over. The Glass Bottom Boat involves saran wrap and usually a loaf on the face (insert a big “eww”). The Hot Carl involves no such saran wrap. The Chili Dog, however is a delightful little technique (if you’re into it). IT’s when you unload your cargo on her chest, then fuck her boobs. The Arabian Goggles aka Arab Goggles: brother of the Tebag. Stand over someone and droop your nuts into their eye sockets. Booyah. Hey…you asked! I was just WAY too happy and eager to share ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/26 "2006-03-31T16:31:59Z")
Ah…I forgot the Sanchez. Dirty Sanchez aka Dirty Mexican aka Stinky Sanchez aka Stinky Mexican: When you’re done sodomozing your partner, use your fingre (or wangage) to smear the leftover fecal compounds on said partner’s upper lip, like a moustache. …how does one forget the Sanchez?? ---
**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/27 "2006-03-31T16:50:08Z")
Holy frak, I thought I was cool because I knew what a pearl necklace was. I have much to learn. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/28 "2006-03-31T16:57:22Z")
> [@Honey](#): > > Holy frak, I thought I was cool because I knew what a pearl necklace was. > > I have much to learn. That you do. You haven’t ventured into the Tony Danza or the Jelly Donut or even the Angry Dragon or the Abraham Lincoln. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/29 "2006-03-31T18:03:44Z")
> [@Larry Mudd](#): > > Don’t kids today recognize “balling” as a synonym for f\*cking? > > Do you need a diagram? Frank Zappa lyrics? Where’s the confusion coming from? Speaking as one of the kids of today (I’m 20 and I coach an “inner city” debate team. . . so I hear it all), I have never in my life heard “ballin” to mean fucking. For example: if you were to say, “Oh shit, he’s ballin!” that means he’s a “pimp”- has lots of money, lots of women, etc. Sure, he probably fucks a lot, but that’s part of it. I too wondered how a lesbian could skunk, but my ignorance has now been fought! :eek: And frankly, I still am plauged with wonder regarding what-- exactly-- poodle ballin is. I can’t believe Britney Spears is outsmartting the greatest and most perverted minds of our generation. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/30 "2006-03-31T18:14:44Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Speaking as one of the kids of today (I’m 20 and I coach an “inner city” debate team. . . so I hear it all), I have never in my life heard “ballin” to mean fucking. Just think of the parts involved, and what may or may not be slappin’ up against some delicate areas. > [@](#): > > For example: if you were to say, “Oh shit, he’s ballin!” that means he’s a “pimp”- has lots of money, lots of women, etc. Sure, he probably fucks a lot, but that’s part of it. I think this comes from the money that NBA guys make, then sometimes spend in flash, stoopid ways. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/31 "2006-03-31T18:19:22Z")
I should change my name to “Guerilla Ignorance Fighter” I’m 24 and I know of “balling” as a synonym of sex. I knew it was also more '60s, '70s, and early’80s though. Sorry, it’s gone the way of “Gee that’s swell!” Lemme see if I can’t come up with something disgusting for “poodle balling”. Then, we can see how close I am to the real thing if/when we find it out. Hm…maybe i should do homework instead…nah! ---
**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/32 "2006-03-31T18:20:27Z")
> [@ShibbOleth](#): > > Just think of the parts involved, and what may or may not be slappin’ up against some delicate areas. I think we all get _where_ it comes from. The problem is that people from my generation just don’t use the term that way. It’s old people slang that most of us aren’t familiar with. > [@](#): > > I think this comes from the money that NBA guys make, then sometimes spend in flash, stoopid ways. Yep. ---
**Author:** ![DiosaBellissima](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a8b319/32.png) [@DiosaBellissima](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DiosaBellissima)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/33 "2006-03-31T18:31:14Z")
You people made me go do research, for SHAME! 😉 Anywho, according to [UrbanDictionary.com](http://UrbanDictionary.com) [“ballin” can be defined a few ways, none of which involve the above mentioned sex act](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ballin) (there are several definitions, but these are the mostly widely approved): > [@](#): > > 1. ballin -Ebonics. > 1.) To play basketball. > 2.) Living in affluence/wealth. > > (Using the word in a coherent, non-ebonics sentence) He called me up and told me he was ballin, but I later found out he was cheating on me. > [@](#): > > 1. ballin > > Livin the good life > > “Im still ballin” (im still livin the good life) > [@](#): > > 1. ballin > > 2. n): To play basketball > > 1. adj): One who is in a state of being extremely rich and likes to show off how rich he is. > > Master P is ballin with all his money. But more importantly, one farther down the page tries to explain where the term comes from: > [@](#): > > 1. ballin > > Ballin, is slang for either selling large quantities of drugs, turning a profit off of any activity where something is sold, being well off financially, or playing basketball well. Someone who is ballin is known as a baller. > > The term ballin (technically ballin’…an abbreviation of the word balling) draws its origins from the illegal cocaine trade. On the upper rungs of the drug trade, dealers buy cocaine by the kilogram (kilo or key), and distribute to lower dealers in portions of an 1/8 ounce (known as an eightball, or ball). Therefore, a drug dealer who is ballin’ is buying kilo’s of cocaine at a bulk price, and selling eighth’s of an ounce to lesser dealers at an inflated price. The above are all examples of how I’ve always heard “ballin” used, both in real life and in rap songs, movies, etc. Perhaps in previous generations the slang had something to do with sex, but I can honestly say that I’ve never heard the word used in a sexual context. But we are detracting from the point: poodle ballin? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/34 "2006-03-31T18:57:58Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > Sir, you did not answer my question. > > . . . but I salute! Um, you’re not supposed to salute with _that_! :eek: > [@Sleel](#): > > According to the Urban Dictionary entry under “poodle fucking,” Madonna screws a poodle in her Sex book. Maybe that’s related, maybe not. She “screwed the pooch”, huh? ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/35 "2006-03-31T19:01:33Z")
> [@DiosaBellissima](#): > > You people made me go do research, for SHAME! 😉 > > Anywho, according to [UrbanDictionary.com](http://UrbanDictionary.com) [“ballin” can be defined a few ways, none of which involve the above mentioned sex act](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ballin) (there are several definitions, but these are the mostly widely approved): > > But more importantly, one farther down the page tries to explain where the term comes from: > > The above are all examples of how I’ve always heard “ballin” used, both in real life and in rap songs, movies, etc. Perhaps in previous generations the slang had something to do with sex, but I can honestly say that I’ve never heard the word used in a sexual context. > > But we are detracting from the point: poodle ballin? So Master P. is ballin in all three contexts. The Trifecta has been achieved!! Thread closed! …no…waitaminit… ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/36 "2006-03-31T19:12:38Z")
She didn’t say if she was into [Mushroomstamping](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mushroomstamp) did she? Did she get a [Bilbo Baggins](http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=bilbo+baggins)? ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/37 "2006-03-31T19:18:40Z")
> [@featherlou](#): > > And you know, it occurs to me that my life experience is rarely enhanced by learning these things. I go look them up in an online sexual terms dictionary, and learn all kinds of things that I’d rather not know. I’m with you. Mental note: Go look up oodle balling at home. Although I will regret it. ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/38 "2006-03-31T19:18:45Z")
Drop City, T.C. Boyle’s 200-something novel about a late-69’s commune has people refering to sex as balling all the time. I agree that it’s somewhat fallen out of fashion, but I’m surprised that an educated person would have never heard the term. Anyway, I thought Spears did a great job on W&G. Quite a different role than the one she played in Fahrenheit 911. –Cliffy ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/39 "2006-03-31T19:19:41Z")
Poodle! I meant poodle! Although I can’t see how that’s better… ---
**Author:** ![Cliffy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cliffy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cliffy)\ **Post date:** [March 31, 2006, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663/40 "2006-03-31T19:26:39Z")
That’s 2000-something, obv. –Cliffy [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-poodle-balling/350663.md?page=3)