# Um, Zyada, um, excuse me....

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [August 31, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422 "2000-08-31T01:03:12Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
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### Author: ![Brood\_McEto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/65b543/32.png) [@Brood\_McEto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brood_McEto)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/1 "2000-08-31T01:03:12Z")

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Hi, Zyada, hello.  
It’s me, Brood. I was just wondering if you might know where the pictures are to the DFW Dopefests. I’ve looked, but I can’t find them. I’m interested in seeing everyone’s pictures. If you would please let me know where they might be hiding, let me know.  
Thanks,  
yer pal,  
Brood

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/2 "2000-08-31T02:40:58Z")

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Well shoot!!! I guess I’d better get mine scanned. I got a really good one of you and the belly dancer.

Brenda

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### Author: ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/3 "2000-08-31T02:51:40Z")

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Grace, you can come over here a scan them. 😉

Jim

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### Author: ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/4 "2000-08-31T02:53:29Z")

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Great - the first time someone mentions me in a subject line…

Is it flirting? No  
Is it because of my wit or intelligence or beauty or talent? No.

It’s cause I haven’t got my act together. _sigh_  
(j/k)

Status  
I got my pictures developed Sunday. I just sent them in to photopoint. I hope to have a link and some organization by tomorrow.

If anyone wants to add photos - email them to [photos@photopoint.com](mailto:photos@photopoint.com) and put “Account: [zyada@flash.net](mailto:zyada@flash.net)”

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### Author: ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/5 "2000-08-31T03:04:07Z")

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All of us that know you admire your wit or intelligence or beauty or talent. And I flirt and even grope each time I’m around you.

Now,where are the pictures?

Jim

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/6 "2000-08-31T03:08:48Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by JimB \*  
> \*\*Grace, you can come over here a scan them. 😉
> 
> Jim \*\*

I have a scanner. I’m just too dang lazy to use it. I guess I should go downstairs to the garage and get the pictures out of the car.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/7 "2000-08-31T03:09:45Z")

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Grace, that wasn’t the right answer.

Jim

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/8 "2000-08-31T03:12:18Z")

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Neither was the size of your…uh, mimosa tree. 😉

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### Author: ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/9 "2000-08-31T03:16:39Z")

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Damn, story of my life, too little, too late.

Jim

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### Author: ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/10 "2000-08-31T03:33:55Z")

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Hee-hee

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/11 "2000-08-31T03:41:54Z")

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Don’t laugh too much beatle. I seem to recall a picture of you trying to do the belly dance hand movements. 😃

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### Author: ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/12 "2000-08-31T03:54:13Z")

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Did we hijack this thread or what? Does anybody know what Brood wanted in the first place?

Jim

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/13 "2000-08-31T04:00:18Z")

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Pictures dear. He wanted pictures. I have spent the last few minutes scanning pictures (16) from Goldfinger’s and Hawkwood. Zyada, I’m sending them to the address you posted. I have more pictures but I’ll save them for the next gathering. We’ll just pass them them around and giggle.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/14 "2000-08-31T04:04:06Z")

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Grace called me ‘dear’. That’s almost like ‘sweetheart’ or something like that.

Ok, it doesn’t take much to get me excited.

Jim

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/15 "2000-08-31T04:10:56Z")

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Hey that’s pretty nifty. I zipped the pictures and sent them as one big attachment and I just got an email from photoshop that the file was unzipped and the pictures available (not to us but to Zyada who I assume has to work some kinda of gypsy magic to get them to appear in her album).

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/16 "2000-08-31T04:12:21Z")

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Whoa! That was one long sentence.

And Jim, honey-bunch, sugar pie, sweet yum yum…uh, where was I going with this? I forget.

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### Author: ![Lord\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ecccb3/32.png) [@Lord\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Jim)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/17 "2000-08-31T04:18:45Z")

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That’s ok, Grace, it did me a world of good, hope it was good for you, too.

Jim

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### Author: ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)
#### Post date: [August 31, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/um-zyada-um-excuse-me/31422/18 "2000-08-31T04:25:16Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Grace \*  
> \*\*Hey that’s pretty nifty. I zipped the pictures and sent them as one big attachment and I just got an email from photoshop that the file was unzipped and the pictures available (not to us but to Zyada who I assume has to work some kinda of gypsy magic to get them to appear in her album). \*\*

Photoshop. Photo Point. I almost got it right. ::sigh:: Let’s just blame it on me being sleepy.
