# Umm, this is a DRIVE-thru!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 12, 2001, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881 "2001-11-12T05:30:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![Redboss](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8baadc/32.png) [@Redboss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redboss)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881/21 "2001-11-13T02:09:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by zenzelli78 \*  
> \*\*Fried food for a blow job? \*\*

Seems reasonable to me. A “Happy Meal” I assume. I plan to lurk around my local Macca’s after work tonight to see how the economy of burger/blowjob works out locally.

Redburglar

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**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881/22 "2001-11-13T02:19:30Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Redboss \*  
> \*\*I plan to lurk around my local Macca’s after work tonight to see how the economy of burger/blowjob works out locally.
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> Redburglar \*\*

You want fries with that? 😃

jayjay

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**Author:** ![Dale\_The\_Bold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/41988e/32.png) [@Dale\_The\_Bold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dale_The_Bold)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881/23 "2001-11-13T04:38:32Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Devil May Care \*  
> **I don’t really care how long the line inside was, the drive thru is meant for people to “drive” thru it. Hence the name.**

[lionel hutz]  
A reasonable argument. However, we may all know very well what “drive” means, but there is no such word as “thru,” so therein my lie the confusion. If it was called a “Drive Through” the implication would have been clear, you _drive_ some sort of vehicle _through_ it. But the use of the word “thru” could give the title various meanings. Is it a “drive” as in something you do with a golf ball or baseball? Is it like driving a post in the ground? No one can be sure of the context as there is no such word as “thru.”  
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**Author:** ![Civil\_Defense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Civil\_Defense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Defense)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 8:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881/24 "2001-11-13T08:14:01Z")

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> lionel hutz]  
> A reasonable argument. However, we may all know very well what “drive” means, but there is no such word as “thru,” so therein my lie the confusion. If it was called a “Drive Through” the implication would have been clear, you drive some sort of vehicle through it. But the use of the word “thru” could give the title various meanings. Is it a “drive” as in something you do with a golf ball or baseball? Is it like driving a post in the ground? No one can be sure of the context as there is no such word as “thru.”  
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Webster’s Dictionary has conveniently defined the word [thru](http://www.dictionary.com/cgi-bin/dict.pl?term=thru) for you. [sub]Don’t shoot the messenger.[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881/25 "2001-11-13T08:25:49Z")

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[hijack] **Civil** , I thought that was me and **woodstockbirdybird** , but I could be mistaken… [/hijack]

Esprix

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**Author:** ![llamasex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bbce88/32.png) [@llamasex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/llamasex)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881/26 "2001-11-13T16:50:53Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Devil May Care \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by llamasex \*  
> > \*\*Sorry, I dont’ see the big deal, maybe there was less of a line. Who cares if someone walks up to the drive through. \*\*
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> I don’t really care how long the line inside was, the drive thru is meant for people to “drive” thru it. Hence the name.
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> But more important than that (and my big issue with these people) was the fact that they then didn’t get the heck out of the way so that I could get through after my order came up. It was more a concern for their safety than anything. \*\*

I had drive (desire) to get my food quicker so I went thru it to get my food faster

NAH NAH NAH

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**Author:** ![grayhairedmomma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/47e85d/32.png) [@grayhairedmomma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grayhairedmomma)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2001, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881/27 "2001-11-13T18:04:40Z")

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> There might be some sort of paranoid security issue, as well.

Many millenia ago, when I was but a lowly drive-thru worker, there was rule against serving persons who wanted to use the drive-thru as a walk-up service. The reason for this rule was very simple. The drawer of the cash register is within a foot or two of the window. While it is very difficult for someone sitting in a car to reach in - it is decidely easy for someone standing outside the window to reach in and rob the register. Not paranoid just cautious - it was really easy to open the cash drawer, basically all you had to do was push it - which anyone who used the drive-thru (or even if they came inside) could see how the cashier opened the register. It would’ve been exceedingly easy to wait until the drive-thru person went to get the order - to reach in, open the register and get a little “change back” with your meal.

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**Author:** ![Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a587f6/32.png) [@Sweet\_Sota\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweet_Sota_Girl)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2001, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umm-this-is-a-drive-thru/92881/28 "2001-11-14T00:19:46Z")

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> \*Originally posted by llamasex \*  
> \*\*I had drive (desire) to get my food quicker so I went thru it to get my food faster
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> NAH NAH NAH \*\*

Ok, then don’t turn around and try to sue me or my insurance company when I run your ass over.

_nnnnnnaaaaaahhhhhhh!_

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