# Umpteenth "Boink" Thread—Cartoon ANIMALS **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [November 30, 2000, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445 "2000-11-30T21:33:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ura-Maru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/51bf81/32.png) [@Ura-Maru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ura-Maru)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/21 "2000-12-01T13:09:48Z")
Do the submissive leopard twins from Escaflowne count as cartoon animals? Or any of Fred Perry’s amazonian were-thingies? andygirl, it is just plain wrong to take a wholesome, life-enriching thread about having sex with cartoon animals and add perverted filth about the sexual posiblities of puppets. 🙂 KJ: I saw Samurai Pizza Cats too. Fun show. 🙂 – “Then again, where else would you expect anthropomorphic squirrls to have sex?” ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/22 "2000-12-01T14:27:23Z")
Gee, Ukulele Ike was so enthusiastic about bathing with and getting blow-jobs from X-Men, wonder why he hasn’t chimed in here . . . By the way, if I were dumped by Foghorn, I would take Huckleberry Hound on the rebound. Maybe I just have something for those lazy Southern accents . . . ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/23 "2000-12-01T14:55:39Z")
I’m still trying to get over my shock and revulsion, **Eve!** No, no, just kidding…having difficulty coming up with a reasonable answer…(eradicate mental picture NOW of **Bambi** caught helplessly in barbed wire fence)…Okay, I’ll go with almost any one of **Fritz the Cat’s girlfriends** from the old R. Crumb comix, except for the big Ostrich Girl who sank the icepick in his skull. …and hey, if you’d just pick up an X-MAN comic, **Rogue** would probably turn you, too. Ute Lemper ain’t even IN it. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/24 "2000-12-01T15:46:15Z")
Ewww—Fritz the Cat’s girlfriends were all so common and skanky, Ike! Can you imagine what kind of diseases you’d catch (in addition to a nasty paper-cut)? I pegged you as more the Mam’zelle Hepzibah type . . . And if Ute Lemper ain’t in X-Men, I ain’t readin’ it! ---
**Author:** ![pldennison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc29f/32.png) [@pldennison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pldennison)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/25 "2000-12-01T16:04:11Z")
Daisy Duck. And all three of the Powerpuff Girls, once they’re 18. ---
**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/26 "2000-12-01T16:12:35Z")
I remember a Warner Bros. cartoon where Bugs Bunny and another rabbit (can’t recall his name at the moment, could have been Casper) were vying for the affections of a female bunny (Daisy Lou?). Whatever her name, she was quite fetching and I recall that she wore a particularly tight red sweater that she really filled out. Besides that, you just know she could fu…well, you know, like a bunny. And no, it wasn’t Bugs Bunny dressed up like a girl bunny. ---
**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/27 "2000-12-01T20:54:48Z")
Oh now this is odd…but alright, I can’t resist the pull. Simba was rather hot as a young adult. Bambi- with those big fawn-eyes. And as a stag…ahh. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [December 1, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/28 "2000-12-01T21:44:32Z")
Well, he’s not a cartoon animal, but you can’t deny that George of the Jungle is built like a brick s\*\*\*house . . . ---
**Author:** ![brachyrhynchos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brachyrhynchos/32/376_2.png) [@brachyrhynchos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/brachyrhynchos)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/29 "2000-12-02T02:28:41Z")
Crusader Rabbit. My first animated hero (rides in on a horse, you know). ---
**Author:** ![Welfy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e56c9b/32.png) [@Welfy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Welfy)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/30 "2000-12-02T02:34:31Z")
Ah yes, I can agree with a lot of you on these…but could I be the same animal if I were to be with these dashing creatures? I’d just feel weird being a human… \*Bambi, as a buck…wow! \*Pepe Le Pew…I know, I’m sort of francophobic, but that dirty Frenchman’s voice with him is cute. \*Yakko from Animaniacs…a cartoon character who actually wears pants! Khakis at that. He’s so classy and intelligent, too. \*Wakko, Yakko’s brother…a threesome, ooh yeah! He has a cute dialect…and he’s so adorable and faboo! \*Hobbes…well, he’s a comic book character, but that tall scruffy look is attractive. \*Simba grown up…very nice voice, but I wouldn’t faint over him like _some_ people! Hehehe Awww…don’t tease andygirl. Kermit’s a cutie. Besides, I’m a puppeteer… ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/31 "2000-12-02T03:33:29Z")
Riffraff, the Junkyard cat gang leader from Heathcliff. I always wanted to be Cleo. (My cousin and I would play Heathcliff, and I made her be Heathcliff’s girl friend Sonia.) Danger Mouse. ---
**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/32 "2000-12-02T03:36:27Z")
Miss Mam’zelle Hepzibah has to be the one! (Thanks, Eve, for the spelling. I would have had to look it up later.) Mmmm! Southern _and_ French! ---
**Author:** ![Narile](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/71c47a/32.png) [@Narile](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Narile)\ **Post date:** [December 2, 2000, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/33 "2000-12-02T05:29:59Z")
Well, three of the characters I posted in the boinking cartoon characters were anthromorphical, so I’ll repeat them here… Erma Felna - From S. Gallacci’s Albedo series. Tomae and Chirzu - From Usagi Yojimbo by S. Saki. Firepetal - From Xanadu by Vicky Wyman, dragon babe par excellence. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/34 "2000-12-04T01:15:42Z")
The doggie with Peggy Lee’s voice in Lady and the Tramp. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/35 "2000-12-04T05:23:38Z")
> [@](#): > > That creepy Squirrel thing from Spongebob Squarepants? Actually, if we’re talking about that Texan chickybabe Squirrel, then actually, I was thinkin’ she was kind of cute actually. Sings kinda purrrrty. And the adult Nala from Lion King is pretty cute. Mmmmm, Moira Kelly… ---
**Author:** ![poohpah\_chalupa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/91b2a8/32.png) [@poohpah\_chalupa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/poohpah_chalupa)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2000, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445/36 "2000-12-04T14:03:00Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by rjk \* > \*\*Miss Mam’zelle Hepzibah has to be the one! (Thanks, Eve, for the spelling. I would have had to look it up later.) > > Mmmm! Southern _and_ French! > > \*\* **Yow.** Hepzibah is the _one._ Definitely. …or (not that I have a _skunk_ fetish or anything) one of Pepe LePew’s “targets,” usually a Parisian black cat that inadvertently has a white stripe painted on her. [sub]…a little French pussy never hurt anybody…[/sub] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/umpteenth-boink-thread-cartoon-animals/43445.md?page=1)