# Una and Fierra mini London Dopefest **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 27, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677 "2001-03-27T13:54:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/21 "2001-03-28T13:27:56Z")
Woo! Have fun, and do EVERYTHING I would never do! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/22 "2001-03-28T14:24:54Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally posted by RTFirefly \* > \*\* . . . but if your meals wind up being entirely stuff you can order by phone for delivery to her door, I’d say so much the better! 🙂_\* I, for one, am not going to talk about what they’ll be eating. Nope, not me. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/23 "2001-03-28T15:22:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by London\_Calling \* > \*\*“One hour exploring Amsterdam’s canal network” > > “Three days exploring Shayna’s root canal network”\*\* BWAHAHAHAAAA 😃 What’s even funnier is how the Dutch word for _anal_ is pronounced: somewhate like “canal” minus the “c”. Think of the possibilities! But in the name of Good Taste, let’s not go there. :::snicker::: 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/24 "2001-03-28T16:28:55Z")
Je-sus, Coldie ! Thank the Lord Spiny’s hearing’s not that bad. Really wouldn’t want to watch three days of that over assorted pub tables :eek: Mind you, he was posting about lube just before he left home for the Amsterdope……… Claimed it was something to do with the bike as I recall….All very worrying……. ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/25 "2001-03-28T17:10:10Z")
_raises eyebrow at Coldy_ Good taste? YOU? _collapses in helpless laughter_ And hope you’re having a WONDERFUL time, Una and fierra!!! ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/26 "2001-03-28T17:14:26Z")
**Coldie** and **L\_C** - you are a pair of degenerate perverts. Shame on you. **L\_C** , I only recall **one** EuroDoper making an ass of himself over (and in this case, mainly under) “assorted pub tables”. And **Cloggie** : > [@](#): > > But in the name of Good Taste, let’s not go there. - for **you** , it’s in the name of pure self-preservation. So - wasn’t this thread supposed to be about **Una** and **fierra** , anyway ? And yup, the boat ride is highly recommended. S. Norman ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Lao](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/2bfe46/32.png) [@Dr.Lao](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Lao)\ **Post date:** [March 28, 2001, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/27 "2001-03-28T18:55:57Z")
If this thread had any more winking smilies it would explode in a cloud of electrons. Sheesh! Lets get our collective minds out of the gutter. 🙂 Have a wonderful, fun-derful time together in London **Una** and **fierra**! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/28 "2001-03-29T08:18:25Z")
Re: my earlier hijack Shortly after I posted my little rant yesterday, the rain stopped and the sun came out. And although more rain is forecast for later today, it’s a beautiful morning. Either the weather gods have granted my wish, or **someone else** is making the sun shine over London town…😉 [sub]obligatory smilie[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![TwistofFate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/cdc98d/32.png) [@TwistofFate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TwistofFate)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2001, 8:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/29 "2001-03-29T08:56:59Z")
This thread really is turning into the Nudge Nudge Wink Wink sketch. Does the wife, eh, like photography? 😉 And yes, I’m still laughing at the root canal network joke. Lord, give me a life. ---
**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/30 "2001-04-01T18:10:39Z")
Which, ironically, is the first update. PC problems and extreme fatigue from … prevented earlier posting. Everything is going GREAT here. Fierra and I have had an absolutely outstanding time. We did not get to see Greenwich, the London Eye, Harrods, St. Paul’s, we did not walk along the Thames, we did not have a boat ride, we did not spend more than a couple hours in the British Museum - or the open air for that matter. On any day. In fact, we just really did not get out much at all. Hmm. Oh well, there will be other trips. We saw sunshine from the hotel room a couple times. We also were cheered at by workmen in front of the Natural History Museum after sharing a 30-minute long kiss, featuring much mouthing and biting of Fierra’s lovely swanlike neck as she tipped her head back, eyes closed, nearly causing 2 traffic accidents…sigh. When we were kissing in front of the Earth Galleries, one woman walking with her boyfriend stared, then punched him in the side exclaiming “Why don’t we do that?!” to which he responded “Huh?” Fierra and I also scandalized the Elgin Marbles in the British Museum when I kept licking her neck. Oh yes, and we were heckled on the Tube by some Ass-Goblins[sup]TM[/sup] who apparently were drunk/jealous/stupid/whatever. They say that Paris is the City of Love, well, I rather think that London is now the Official City of Love. Fierra and I also, on Friday night, saw some Lesbians behaving badly at a London strip club for lesbians called the “Sunset Strip”. Well…OK, we saw them on TV. 😉 Andygirl will also be glad to hear that we sat and watched Buffy and Angel together in each other’s arms…and I learned a great deal. For example, I learned that, as Fierra puts it, “Glory has issues.” 🙂 Anyhow - everything is fine here, except that I have to leave my lovely and fantastic and dear sweet Fierra tomorrow morning. **tiggeril** - considering that you typically are licking, bouncing, and duct-taping happy fuzzy bunnies on people all the time, I wonder just what you “would never do”? ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/31 "2001-04-01T21:47:30Z")
Glad you girls are having such a grand time! No worries, Una, you’ll see London another time around. 😉 We now return you to tonight’s episode of **Lesbian Unholy Vampires in the National Museum** , already in progress. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/32 "2001-04-01T21:52:04Z")
This gives a new meaning to “Royal Mews” I guess… ---
**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/33 "2001-04-01T22:01:08Z")
Well, I guess that would be everything not involving bouncing, licking, and duct taping happy fuzzy bunnies to random passerby? Well, maybe licking… ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2001, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/34 "2001-04-01T22:45:30Z")
:: waves to **Anthracite** & **fierra** :: ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 9:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/35 "2001-04-02T09:13:08Z")
Given that we’ve had more sunshine and warm weather since you’ve been in town than we’ve had in the last six months, I absolutely forbid you to leave, **Anthracite**. I’m not kidding. I’ll be watching the airports. Well, okay…but hurry back now, y’hear? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![dpr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8797f3/32.png) [@dpr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dpr)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/36 "2001-04-02T09:48:14Z")
🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 🙂 Nym and I are so happy to hear it went so well!!! We’re sititng in chat giggling happily about it atm. She says to tell you that she’s jealous (but I don’t begrudge you guys at al… What dear? No, I wasn’t adding anyt… OW! Oooh! AHHH!! We’re both jealous!! Really. Hope to be able to post-in-kind shortly. {{{{{{{{fi and una}}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/37 "2001-04-02T15:51:18Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jr8 \* > \*\*Given that we’ve had more sunshine and warm weather since you’ve been in town than we’ve had in the last six months, I absolutely forbid you to leave, **Anthracite**. I’m not kidding. I’ll be watching the airports. \*\* Too late - she’s gone. I left her at the airport this morning (after taking the gatwick not-so express together). I guess the weather should be improving in Kansas this evening… ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/38 "2001-04-02T16:08:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by fierra \* > \*\*Too late - she’s gone. I left her at the airport this morning (after taking the gatwick not-so express together). I guess the weather should be improving in Kansas this evening… \*\* …and it’s now clouded over… I just figured it was some sort of “field” the two of you were generating when in each other’s presence. For the weather in Kansas to improve, you have to go **there**. Anyway, glad to hear she enjoyed her visit to this green and pleasant land (all risque comments aside). We now return you to your regular dreary existence. ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/39 "2001-04-02T16:18:25Z")
I would have come if I got more notice. I have a sign language interpreter in London that would be happy to terp the meeting. Any pics yet? ---
**Author:** ![Shayna](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shayna/32/17976_2.png) [@Shayna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shayna)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/40 "2001-04-02T17:21:28Z")
**fierra** & **Anthracite** , I’m so happy for both of you! Your weekend sure sounds familiar. I seem to recall 2 other people having just recently had a similar one in Amsterdam. A little kissing, a little more kissing and a whole lotta kissing! The question is, little miss camera bug, was anyone around to capture evidence of this smoochfest like you got of **Spiny** and me? And will said evidence be posted along with ours?? _hugs_ and warm congrats to both of you. * * * The luckiest woman in the world! [Click here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1207530#post1207530) to find out why. Jeg elsker dig, Thomas [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677.md?page=3)