# Una and Fierra mini London Dopefest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 27, 2001, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677 "2001-03-27T13:54:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2001, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/41 "2001-04-02T17:53:25Z")

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> \*Originally posted by jr8 \*  
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> > \*Originally posted by fierra \*  
> > \*\*Too late - she’s gone. I left her at the airport this morning (after taking the gatwick not-so express together). I guess the weather should be improving in Kansas this evening… \*\*
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> …and it’s now clouded over…\*\*

I thought that was just me…  
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> I just figured it was some sort of “field” the two of you were generating when in each other’s presence. For the weather in Kansas to improve, you have to go **there**.\*\*

D’oh! Well, I’m sure Kansas deserves good weather as much as London does - anyone know the url for a quick online booking agency? 😉

**Shayna** - me? a camera bug? Perish the thought! No, it was a strictly private party, I’m afraid 🙂  
[sub]well, private if you count Una & myself and half of London as witnesses…we’ll get the other half next time ;)[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/42 "2001-04-03T03:14:20Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Shayna \*  
> **The question is, little miss camera bug, was anyone around to capture evidence of this smoochfest like you got of Spiny and me? And will said evidence be posted along with ours??**

Not only do we have pictures, we have videos as well. However, they nearly all turned out to be too…explicit. :eek:

Needless to say, there will be no links to sites with .mpg files.

Fierra - your Una loves you, and is home safe. Just examining the love-bites… 😃

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**Author:** ![tiggeril](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggeril/32/7234_2.png) [@tiggeril](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tiggeril)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 3:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/43 "2001-04-03T03:42:03Z")

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Oooh, you two are so… _naughty_. And I don’t think you (or London) would have it any other way. I’m so happy to hear you two are so happy. Happy happy happy!! 😉

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 8:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/44 "2001-04-03T08:51:33Z")

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> _Originally posted by fierra \*  
> D’oh! Well, I’m sure Kansas deserves good weather as much as London does - anyone know the url for a quick online booking agency? 😉_\*

Mind you, should you decide to visit the Great Plains, a tad more discretion in terms of PDAs is recommended. Let us not forget Kansas is also home to the Phelpsoi… ☹

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 9:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/45 "2001-04-03T09:10:13Z")

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You’re such bad girls, and I love you for it.

And as for **fierra** taking explicit pictures. I can’t say I’m surprised. Apparently, people holding hands or hugging or somesuch don’t merit a snapshot. Ah well.

**Una** - ehm - that sig. Does it mean what I might think it might mean if I had a dirty mind ?

S. Norman

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 9:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/46 "2001-04-03T09:23:45Z")

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_scratching his head_

Fifty Scared Smily. Hmmm…

Fifty kisses? Far too innocent for these Unholy Lesbian Vampires.  
Fifty days until they meet again? Could be.  
Fifty of those love bites? My GOD fierra, you are an ANIMAL.  
Or fifty… oh my lord. Really?

I bow in respect.

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**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/47 "2001-04-03T10:47:23Z")

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…but who’s counting? 😃

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/48 "2001-04-03T12:31:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spiny Norman \*  
> **And as for fierra taking explicit pictures. I can’t say I’m surprised. Apparently, people holding hands or hugging or somesuch don’t merit a snapshot. Ah well.**

Oh, there are all sorts of pictures. We’ll sort them out and see.

We could also have a EuroDope Kissing Contest - you and Shayna, me and Fierra, and Coldie and Weirddave. I would love the challenge, and in contests like those everyone ends up being the winner…

Fierra and I would still take the trophy. 😃

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> **Una - ehm - that sig. Does it mean what I might think it might mean if I had a dirty mind ?**

I learned a lot in my time with my Love. I learned that, apparently, I have a gift for making those who I love very, very happy. Who knew?

[sub]And maybe I’m just referring to kisses…or maybe… :eek: [/sub]

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/49 "2001-04-03T14:44:03Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spiny Norman \*  
> \*\*You’re such bad girls, and I love you for it.
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> And as for **fierra** taking explicit pictures. I can’t say I’m surprised. Apparently, people holding hands or hugging or somesuch don’t merit a snapshot. Ah well.  
> \*\*

Hey! I’m not the one with the infra-red video camera… 😉  
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> **Una** - ehm - that sig. Does it mean what I might think it might mean if I had a dirty mind ?
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> S. Norman \*\*

people on the board with dirty minds!!! I’m shocked, deeply shocked…

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> \*Originally posted by Anthracite \*  
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> We could also have a EuroDope Kissing Contest - you and Shayna, me and Fierra, and Coldie and Weirddave. I would love the challenge, and in contests like those everyone ends up being the winner…  
> \*\*

Una! We couldn’t inflict that on Coldie! Just because Dave had no luck with the Finnish girls doesn’t mean that you can just hand Coldieclogs out as a consolation prize…[sub]even if clogmod did call me an animal…[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/50 "2001-04-03T17:31:45Z")

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Una:

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> We could also have a EuroDope Kissing Contest - you and Shayna, me and Fierra, and Coldie and Weirddave. I would love the challenge, and in contests like those everyone ends up being the winner…
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> Fierra and I would still take the trophy.

Well, the American-Danish team is certainly not going to take that lying down! Ehrm, wait, let me rephrase… ahr, whatever.

Consider the challenge accepted under one condition: No malicious publishing of smooching pictures of any other team or teams without prior agreement. With the amount of film **fierra** managed to use in A’dam, there’s sure to be a frame or two that could lead to unfair and unfounded criticism of my beloved **Shayna** (hi, Sweetie) and yours truly, to say nothing of the third team, whom I admittedly don’t recall participating in this sort of activity at all. I will admit to the possibility of me being distracted, though.

So, name the time and place, ladies and gentlemen!

**fierra** , don’t feel sorry for Coldie calling you an animal. A man who’d give Poofy a good home obviously thinks highly of animals.

**fierra**

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> Hey! I’m not the one with the infra-red video camera…

OK, this one begs to be explained. Did you sublet your room to the Big Brother production company or something ? And if it’s “something”, would I regret asking what ?

As for the sig, I’ve decided to stop speculation. Unfortunately, I still haven’t been able to actually stop speculating. I’m beginning to think that respect is owed…

S. Norman

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**Author:** ![Una\_Persson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/una_persson/32/346_2.png) [@Una\_Persson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Una_Persson)\
**Post date:** [April 3, 2001, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/51 "2001-04-03T21:43:44Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spiny Norman \*  
> \*\*fierra
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> > Hey! I’m not the one with the infra-red video camera…
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> OK, this one begs to be explained. Did you sublet your room to the Big Brother production company or something ? And if it’s “something”, would I regret asking what ?\*\*

Well, my camcorder has an infrared feature (“Nightshot”) that is pretty cool, However, it has the effect of turning Fierra’s beautiful, flawless, soft skin a horrible shade of green. Thus, no nude filming was done with Nightshot running.

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**Author:** ![fierra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@fierra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fierra)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/52 "2001-04-04T11:03:59Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Spiny Norman \*  
> **fierra** , don’t feel sorry for Coldie calling you an animal. A man who’d give Poofy a good home obviously thinks highly of animals.  
> \*\*

I don’t - it was in a good cause… 😉  
[sub]and I thought that I’d used too many smileys in that post already…Essay question: Impact of love on number of smileys used. Discuss.[/sub]  
[sup]For extra credit, include a discussion of chances of ChiefScott lobbying to get love banned from the board if a causal link is shown.[/sup]

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> \*Originally posted by Anthracite \*  
> \*\*Well, my camcorder has an infrared feature (“Nightshot”) that is pretty cool, However, it has the effect of turning Fierra’s beautiful, flawless, soft skin a horrible shade of green. Thus, no nude filming was done with Nightshot running. \*\*

And I thought I looked good in green too…sniff!

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**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/53 "2001-04-04T11:13:31Z")

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I think the song is called “Pretty in Pink”, not “Good in Green” 😉

(Oh my LORD, the ways to misinterpret THAT!)

Oh, and there’s no way in HELL I’m snogging Dave. So there.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [April 4, 2001, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/una-and-fierra-mini-london-dopefest/59677/54 "2001-04-04T11:41:52Z")

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And let me just say how difficult it’s been to not comment on how _wet_ it was in London last week.

Congratulations, gals – sounds like a gushing time.  
Coldie, you buying pink leathers for that mot’r cickle ?

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