# Unanswered questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350 "2004-11-17T21:50:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/1 "2004-11-17T21:50:55Z")
Who threw the overalls in Mrs. Murphy’s chowder? ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/2 "2004-11-17T22:04:20Z")
Who wrote the book of love? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/3 "2004-11-17T22:07:38Z")
Why do the birds go on singing? ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/4 "2004-11-17T22:11:28Z")
Why do fools fall in love? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/5 "2004-11-17T22:18:25Z")
Why me lord? ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/6 "2004-11-17T22:22:09Z")
Does this look infected to you? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/7 "2004-11-17T22:22:45Z")
What is the answer to this question? ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/8 "2004-11-17T22:25:01Z")
Where do butterflies go when it rains? Who goes around and tucks in the trains? Why does a teddy bear like to sleep? Why do we make promises we can’t keep? – from “A Simple Man,” by Lobo, early 1970s. Why do songs seem to supply most of the unanswered questions? ---
**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/9 "2004-11-17T22:36:58Z")
Who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/10 "2004-11-17T22:43:39Z")
Who left the toilet seat up? ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/11 "2004-11-17T22:59:51Z")
Who are you? Who who? Who who? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/12 "2004-11-17T23:02:20Z")
> [@dangermom](#): > > Who put the tribbles in the quadrotriticale? Uhura. Not directly but she is ultimately to blame. …what? ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/13 "2004-11-17T23:04:47Z")
Does your chewing gum lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight? ---
**Author:** ![OldBroad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed655f/32.png) [@OldBroad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OldBroad)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/14 "2004-11-17T23:10:24Z")
Why? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/15 "2004-11-17T23:11:06Z")
how sock did your cup uncle? ---
**Author:** ![Nametag](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nametag/32/406_2.png) [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/16 "2004-11-17T23:12:04Z")
Who put that bullet hole in Peggy’s kitchen wall? ---
**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/17 "2004-11-17T23:19:31Z")
Who put the bop in the bop- she-bop-she-bop? ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/18 "2004-11-17T23:29:04Z")
[What the hell is that?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258660) ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/19 "2004-11-17T23:57:57Z")
What if the sun refused to shine? How do we sleep when the beds are burning? Where do you go, my love? ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/20 "2004-11-18T00:07:18Z")
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