# Unanswered questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350 "2004-11-17T21:50:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 9:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/41 "2004-11-18T09:45:33Z")
Should I stay or should I go? Are you experienced? How much chuck could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Why a duck? Rosebud? Is it safe? ---
**Author:** ![Lars\_Aruns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Lars\_Aruns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lars_Aruns)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/42 "2004-11-18T11:59:15Z")
Are you sitting comfortably? How is it that we’re here, on this path we walk? Is she waiting? Is the ashtray by the bed? I need to know she’s home, I’m on my way home… ---
**Author:** ![Lars\_Aruns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Lars\_Aruns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lars_Aruns)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/43 "2004-11-18T12:00:46Z")
Are you all right? I’m not feeling too good myself. ---
**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/44 "2004-11-18T12:10:20Z")
Why is a mouse when it spins? ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/45 "2004-11-18T12:42:24Z")
…or is it just me? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/46 "2004-11-18T13:03:17Z")
Does this milk smell off to you? ---
**Author:** ![nocturnal\_tick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3d9bf3/32.png) [@nocturnal\_tick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nocturnal_tick)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/47 "2004-11-18T13:31:49Z")
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Alice, who the \*\*\*\* is Alice? Does the refrigerator light go out when you close the door? What is the speed of dark? ---
**Author:** ![Jennyrosity](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2bfe46/32.png) [@Jennyrosity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jennyrosity)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/48 "2004-11-18T13:38:44Z")
How much is that doggy in the window? What if God was one of us? ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/49 "2004-11-18T13:45:50Z")
double-you aitch why question-mark. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/50 "2004-11-18T13:55:26Z")
Jesus Christ Jesus Christ. Who are you, what have you sacrificed? Jesus Christ, Superstar Do you think you’re who they say you are? ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/51 "2004-11-18T14:11:05Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#): > > [What the hell is that?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=258660) What the hell was that, anyway? ---
**Author:** ![catsix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e19b73/32.png) [@catsix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/catsix)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/52 "2004-11-18T14:29:16Z")
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/53 "2004-11-18T14:53:19Z")
Can’t you see I’m busy here? ---
**Author:** ![Balle\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@Balle\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balle_M)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/54 "2004-11-18T14:54:54Z")
1. Steal underpants. 2. ? 3. Profit. ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/55 "2004-11-18T15:20:50Z")
> [@catsix](#): > > What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? What do you mean, an African or a European swallow? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/56 "2004-11-18T15:38:44Z")
?? ---
**Author:** ![MrFantsyPants](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ba0ec/32.png) [@MrFantsyPants](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrFantsyPants)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/57 "2004-11-18T15:42:43Z")
Suppose you’re driving down a dark highway, middle of the night, when suddenly in front of you, in one lane is a keg of beer, and in the other lane is your mother-in-law. What do you use to get the blood off the chrome? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/58 "2004-11-18T21:36:07Z")
Does this make my ass look big? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/59 "2004-11-18T21:38:16Z")
I dunno, but the answer is 42. ---
**Author:** ![Chastain86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Chastain86](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chastain86)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/60 "2004-11-18T21:56:33Z")
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