# Unanswered questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350 "2004-11-17T21:50:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/61 "2004-11-18T21:57:18Z")
Will ya still need me? Will ya still feed me, when I’m sixty-four? Does he love me? I wanna know. How can I tell if he loves me so? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/62 "2004-11-18T22:02:16Z")
Could you, would you on a train? Could you, would you on a plane? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/63 "2004-11-18T22:05:46Z")
I wonder what will happen if I eat thiape9oruhvg 0[hewrq08hvr[0a8erh[08vbha[08rhvh80rqvhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ---
**Author:** ![wisernow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/13edae/32.png) [@wisernow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wisernow)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/64 "2004-11-18T22:31:54Z")
Why am I here? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/65 "2004-11-18T22:33:51Z")
> [@wisernow](#): > > Why am I here? Love the ironic link with your location 😃 (because you are paid to be) ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/66 "2004-11-18T22:35:49Z")
What’s the third word? ::d&r:: ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/67 "2004-11-18T22:45:46Z")
Mrs. Bates? ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/68 "2004-11-18T22:52:24Z")
What is the deepest part of the world? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/69 "2004-11-18T22:59:09Z")
Are you lonesome tonight? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/70 "2004-11-18T23:32:54Z")
What’s the frequency, Kenneth? ---
**Author:** ![Lars\_Aruns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Lars\_Aruns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lars_Aruns)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/71 "2004-11-18T23:42:40Z")
What would you think if I sang out of tune? Would you stand up and walk out on me? Does anybody remember laughter? Excuse me, oh will you excuse me, I’m just trying to find the bridge… Has anybody seen the bridge? Have you seen the bridge? I ain’t seen the bridge! Where’s that confounded bridge? What happened to the songs we once knew so well? ---
**Author:** ![quiltguy154](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/ad7895/32.png) [@quiltguy154](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/quiltguy154)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/72 "2004-11-19T02:04:54Z")
Is it live, or is it Memorex™? ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/73 "2004-11-19T03:49:28Z")
Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego? Where’s Waldo? Where’s the beef? Where, oh where, can my baby be? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/74 "2004-11-19T04:17:05Z")
What’s it all about, Alfie? You’re trying to seduce me Mrs Robinson, aren’t you? Whither Canada? Pete and Repeat were sitting on a log. Pete fell off. Who was left? Why is wisernow here? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/75 "2004-11-19T05:13:25Z")
To be or not to be? ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/76 "2004-11-19T06:25:51Z")
Do you love me? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/77 "2004-11-19T06:31:58Z")
> [@betenoir](#): > > Do you love me? Now that I can dance? ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/78 "2004-11-19T07:37:50Z")
“Is this all there is?” “What if this is as good as it gets?” “Would you buy it for a quarter?” “How high is the Moon?” “Who’s the Lolo that stole my pakalolo?” “Tommy, can you hear me?” “Is there a doctor in the house?” “What is the sound of one hand clapping?” “Do you ever get that ‘not so fresh’ feeling?” “Was it something I said?” “Are you totally deranged?” “Who’ll stop the rain?” “Does your dog bite?” “Should a man offer a lady a Tiparillo?” “Did you bring pie?” ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/79 "2004-11-19T10:46:07Z")
Which came out of the opened door - the lady, or the tiger? ---
**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/80 "2004-11-19T14:25:56Z")
Oh, say, can you see, by the dawn’s early light, what so proudly we hailed at the twilights last gleaming? In the year 2525, will man still be alive? Can woman still survive? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350.md?page=5)