# Unanswered questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350 "2004-11-17T21:50:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/81 "2004-11-19T14:36:16Z")
According to my young son … Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? Why? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/82 "2004-11-19T14:45:18Z")
Who’s on first? ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/83 "2004-11-19T14:52:39Z")
Has anyone seen the Light? Does anyone know the way to the Light? Why _can’t_ you roller-skate in a buffalo herd? Why can’t we all just _get along_? What do you mean, my card’s rejected? _Voulez-vous coucher avec moi?_ _Cxu vi pretas?_ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/84 "2004-11-19T15:03:22Z")
[Are scalar weapons for real?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=202225) ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/85 "2004-11-19T15:36:59Z")
Do you know the way to San Jose? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/86 "2004-11-19T15:39:28Z")
Is this the real life- Is this just fantasy- [cite](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/q/queen/112599.html) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/87 "2004-11-19T16:02:28Z")
Are my little puppies happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/88 "2004-11-19T16:04:41Z")
Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/89 "2004-11-19T17:34:21Z")
Can I be frank with you? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/90 "2004-11-19T17:46:50Z")
[But first, are you experienced?](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/j/jimi-hendrix/71510.html) [Are you gonna go my way ?](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/l/lenny-kravitz/82579.html) ---
**Author:** ![GraphicsGal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e0b2c6/32.png) [@GraphicsGal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraphicsGal)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/91 "2004-11-19T17:52:53Z")
Are we there yet? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/92 "2004-11-19T17:57:52Z")
> [@GraphicsGal](#): > > Are we there yet? Beaten! (damn!) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/93 "2004-11-19T18:09:50Z")
Will you please stop making so much noise? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/94 "2004-11-19T18:10:45Z")
[Where are we going?](http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/Y/youthbrigadelyrics/youthbrigadewherearewegoinglyrics.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5e9695/32.png) [@Licentious\_Ectomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Licentious_Ectomorph)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/95 "2004-11-19T18:29:38Z")
Have you never been mellow? How long is a Chinaman? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/96 "2004-11-19T18:37:22Z")
[Isn’t it rich, isn’t it queer?](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=5516081#post5516081) [And where are the clowns?](http://www.lyricsfreak.com/b/barbra-streisand/13028.html) ---
**Author:** ![bouv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bc8723/32.png) [@bouv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bouv)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/97 "2004-11-19T18:49:52Z")
Where have all the flowers gone? (if you know the “right” answer, you get $5!) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/98 "2004-11-19T18:59:12Z")
> [@bouv](#): > > Where have all the flowers gone? > > (if you know the “right” answer, you get $5!) Young girls picked them, every one. Pay up!!! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/99 "2004-11-19T19:00:20Z")
Oh when will they ever learn? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/100 "2004-11-19T19:15:21Z")
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