# Unanswered questions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 17, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350 "2004-11-17T21:50:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/101 "2004-11-19T19:21:14Z")
What’s love got to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/102 "2004-11-19T19:29:25Z")
[What am I doing here?](http://lyrics.rare-lyrics.com/J/Jordan-Hill/What-Am-I-Doing-Here.html) ---
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/103 "2004-11-20T00:22:07Z")
Well…How did I get here? How do I work this? Where is that large automobile? Where is that beautiful house? Where does that highway go to? Am I right?..Am I wrong? MY GOD!..WHAT HAVE I DONE? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/104 "2004-11-20T04:19:53Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > Well…How did I get here? > > How do I work this? > > Where is that large automobile? > > Where is that beautiful house? > > Where does that highway go to? > > Am I right?..Am I wrong? > > MY GOD!..WHAT HAVE I DONE? As soon as I read “How did I get here” I thought, “Oh! I know one!” Then I read the rest of your post. Dammit. ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/105 "2004-11-20T05:36:39Z")
Baby, baby, where did our love go? If a picture paints a thousand words then why can’t I paint you? ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/106 "2004-11-20T05:59:07Z")
Did you fart? ---
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/107 "2004-11-20T06:02:07Z")
Did they get you to trade hot ashes for trees, Hot air for a cool breeze, cold comfort for change, Did you exchange a walk on part in the war for a leading role in a cage? Mother, do you think they’ll like this song? Oh, by the way, which one’s Pink? Is there anybody out there? ---
**Author:** ![Peter\_Morris](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/peter_morris/32/359_2.png) [@Peter\_Morris](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peter_Morris)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/108 "2004-11-20T13:30:45Z")
Whose side are you on? Who is number One? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/109 "2004-11-20T13:31:07Z")
Whence cometh evil? ---
**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/110 "2004-11-20T14:03:45Z")
What the fuck are you looking at? ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/111 "2004-11-20T14:21:54Z")
Who made you the authority? ---
**Author:** ![TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tellmei_mnotcrazy/32/3419_2.png) [@TellMeI\_mNotCrazy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TellMeI_mNotCrazy)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/112 "2004-11-20T15:01:47Z")
> [@Peter Morris](#): > > Whose side are you on? > > Who is number One? And who does Number Two work for? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/113 "2004-11-20T17:28:29Z")
Are those real? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/114 "2004-11-20T18:34:34Z")
[Have you come here for forgiveness? Have you come to raise the dead? Have you come here to play Jesus?](http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/U/U2/U2%20-%20One%20lyrics.htm) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/115 "2004-11-20T20:30:12Z")
How can I be sure? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/116 "2004-11-20T22:07:17Z")
[Did I disappoint you Or leave a bad taste in your mouth?](http://www.musicsonglyrics.com/U/U2/U2%20-%20One%20lyrics.htm) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/117 "2004-11-20T22:35:42Z")
Will you just shut up for one minute? ---
**Author:** ![UncleRojelio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unclerojelio/32/3160_2.png) [@UncleRojelio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleRojelio)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2004, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/118 "2004-11-20T23:29:26Z")
[What is your major malfunction, numbnuts? Didn’t Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093058/quotes) ---
**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/119 "2004-11-21T02:02:30Z")
So who should I choose to volunteer for extra duty? ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2004, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350/120 "2004-11-21T03:22:50Z")
Who’s that girl (lalala)? Why am I so tired? Did you? Did you? Did you? Bonus points if you can identify those last two. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanswered-questions/275350.md?page=7)