# Unanticipated hazards of being a costumed vigilante

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanticipated-hazards-of-being-a-costumed-vigilante/267101>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 1, 2004, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanticipated-hazards-of-being-a-costumed-vigilante/267101 "2004-10-01T21:35:03Z")\
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**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanticipated-hazards-of-being-a-costumed-vigilante/267101/61 "2011-04-08T08:21:18Z")

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> [@rjung](#):
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> You spot a group of young teens hanging out, and start interviewing them for the position of kid sidekick. Halfway through your questions about “skin-tight costumes,” “wrestling moves,” and “looking for action at night,” you get busted as a pedophile.

You read All-Star Batman and Robin?

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**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2011, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unanticipated-hazards-of-being-a-costumed-vigilante/267101/62 "2011-04-08T23:48:54Z")

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Having the gender you are NOT attracted to find your toned, Spandex-clad body irresistable.

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