# Unbridled weirdness-in the name of the Lord, of course

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 21, 2005, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unbridled-weirdness-in-the-name-of-the-lord-of-course/285899 "2005-01-21T11:21:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unbridled-weirdness-in-the-name-of-the-lord-of-course/285899/1 "2005-01-21T11:21:46Z")

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What do you get when you mix two sisters who want to talk to Momma while she’s in church, with a preacher who gets his knickers in a twist cuz they’re wearin’ _blue jeans_? :eek:

[He allegedly removed those demonic denim damsels from the Lord’s presence, toot sweet.](http://apnews.myway.com//article/20050120/D87O1QJ82.html)

Dunno why he didn’t call down the power of heaven to remove those offending garments, except that might have led to sins of a different color.

Some times I think God needs better PR people. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Marlitharn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/779978/32.png) [@Marlitharn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marlitharn)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 12:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unbridled-weirdness-in-the-name-of-the-lord-of-course/285899/2 "2005-01-21T12:02:42Z")

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> ‘I’m glad I serve a God who can work through my pants.’"

There’s a Jesus vibrator joke in there somewhere, I know there is…

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**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unbridled-weirdness-in-the-name-of-the-lord-of-course/285899/3 "2005-01-21T13:56:58Z")

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Didn’t you know that the devil is taking over the world one pair of Levi’s at a time?

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**Author:** ![Homebrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Homebrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homebrew)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unbridled-weirdness-in-the-name-of-the-lord-of-course/285899/4 "2005-01-21T14:17:35Z")

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Man, he took that Jimmy Neutron episode way too seriously.

Women weren’t allowed to wear pants in the Pentecostal church I grew up in either. Nobody could wear shorts, at least not in public. Boys and girls couldn’t swim together either.