# Uncle Beer Birthday bash

**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [February 25, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094 "2004-02-25T14:00:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 8
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### Author: ![Kamikazee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Kamikazee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamikazee)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094/1 "2004-02-25T14:00:54Z")

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A very happy birthday to Uncle Beer. My **older** brother. 🙂

Here’s a virtual beer for you. ((Beer))

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### Author: ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094/2 "2004-02-25T14:08:43Z")

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Indeed, Happy Birthday.

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### Author: ![Zanshin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/e274bd/32.png) [@Zanshin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zanshin)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094/3 "2004-02-25T15:03:18Z")

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Happy Virtual Birthday, Mister Beer!

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### Author: ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094/4 "2004-02-25T15:30:25Z")

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Have a great one, **Unc**!

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### Author: ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094/5 "2004-02-25T15:30:57Z")

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Happy Birthday. 🙂

How many is this? 😃

(Reminds me of that old, short lived show _Teen Angel_ when God’s cousin Rod has a birthday and says "Yep, this is the big 3-0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0. 0.)

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### Author: ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21825_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094/6 "2004-02-25T15:45:47Z")

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Happy B-day, Unk!! Since I’m not much of a beer drinker, you can have my share from the ol’ b-day keg!

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### Author: ![SanguineSpider](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9a140/32.png) [@SanguineSpider](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanguineSpider)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094/7 "2004-02-25T15:49:03Z")

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May your day be filled with the richness of life and love. Have a beer for me and relax today. Now, does anyone know how many spanks he gets?

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### Author: ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)
#### Post date: [February 25, 2004, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-beer-birthday-bash/231094/8 "2004-02-25T16:43:47Z")

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Happy birthday!!!