# "Uncle Milty, my what a big........" **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [November 3, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-milty-my-what-a-big/39556 "2000-11-03T15:41:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![zen101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c68b51/32.png) [@zen101](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zen101)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-milty-my-what-a-big/39556/1 "2000-11-03T15:41:34Z")
Ok, I’m sure no one here has first _ahem_ hand experience with Mr.Berle’s Penis, but I wonder if anyone has a source for backing up all the claims that it was a glans of epic proportions? I keep hearing jokes and references ot Milton Berles’ giganitc penis. All I know about him is he is the Lead Singer from Ratt’s uncle and that he was the first transvestite on family television. So whats the scoop? I get the feeling this is a UL that people just keep repeating w/o knowing it’s origins. I’m sure I won’t get a real answer to this here but I figure it is worth a shot. ---
**Author:** ![Perderabo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a183cd/32.png) [@Perderabo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Perderabo)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2000, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/uncle-milty-my-what-a-big/39556/2 "2000-11-03T17:52:42Z")
> [@](#): > > _zen101 said:_ > I’m sure I won’t get a real answer to this here Ye of little faith. According to Mr. Berle’s [IMDB Bio](http://us.imdb.com/Bio?Berle,+Milton): > [@](#): > > Legend has it that Milton has had a long-standing bet that his phallus was bigger than anyone else’s. Numerous times, he would venture down to the locker room at the Friar’s Club with a challenger, always returning with all the money. When asked, “Jeez, how big IS it Milton?” He is said to have replied, “I’ll never tell, I just take out enough to win.”