# UncleBeer says "Clean it up!" -- and he means now!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 31, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282 "2000-01-31T13:08:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/1 "2000-01-31T13:08:00Z")
Just putting a little emphasis behind his request.
Please, let’s let the Super Bowl threads and other bullshit die… slowly, painfully.
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The previous post was brought to you smiley-fee by
Yer pal,
ChiefScott
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### Author:  [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/2 "2000-01-31T13:14:00Z")
I see that SOMEONE has a big head this morning…
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### Author:  [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/3 "2000-01-31T13:14:00Z")
So tell me, Chief. What _can_ we talk about, then? (I’d insert a smirk here but I’m not in the mood to get my ass whipped.)
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Eat right, exercise daily, live clean, die anyway.
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### Author:  [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/4 "2000-01-31T13:17:00Z")
OK.
_Everyone_ goes to their room with no dinner today.
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### Author:  [@Enright3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enright3)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/5 "2000-01-31T15:04:00Z")
> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by ChiefScott:
> \*\*Just putting a little emphasis behind his request.
> Please, let’s let the Super Bowl threads and other bullshit die… slowly, painfully.
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> \*\*
Chief, Ol buddy ol pal,
If we let the ‘other’ bullshit die too, then this board will be empty! Then what will do with all those extra hours?
oh yeah… I might get a life.
Enright3
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### Author:  [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/6 "2000-01-31T15:17:00Z")
I think everyone is wondering what Coldfire thinks about these Superbowl threads. Maybe we should ask him.
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Wow, that voting thing sure was fun. Not at all controversial or overly dramatized.
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/7 "2000-01-31T15:20:00Z")
## Well, I don’t open American Footbal threads. It’s not like I would understand them 😉
**Coldfire**
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_ **"You know how complex women are"** _
- Neil Peart, **Rush** (1993)
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### Author:  [@Vestal\_Blue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Vestal_Blue)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/8 "2000-01-31T15:56:00Z")
yada, yada, yada…
Go polish a torpedo or something… :)!
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VB
Tempus is fugiting all over the place! Carpe that diem!
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### Author:  [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/9 "2000-01-31T16:42:00Z")
(Wondering what would happen if I posted “I agree entirely with Chief Scott” and added a couple of smileys)
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### Author:  [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/10 "2000-01-31T16:42:00Z")
I gotta agree with the Chief. Of course, he has an entire warship to aid in persuasion, but there seems to be an awful lot of Superbowl threads, too.
Weapons are free, Chief. All tracked targets are to be considered hostile and dispatched immediately.
Where’s that dammed Aegis cruiser when you need it? At least the Ike has the new CIWS upgrade installed. If these bastards get inside of the other defenses, that’ll take care of the threats.
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“Many count their chickens before they are hatched; and where they expect bacon, meet with broken bones.”
–Miguel de Cervantes–
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### Author:  [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/11 "2000-01-31T19:37:00Z")
Well, did it ever occur to you that maybe, since the Super Bowl has commenced, that possibly the threads would also commence rather quickly as well?
Do you often, at around 5:00 PM, scream at the sun to please go away?
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Yer pal,
Satan
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### Author:  [@beefymeg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beefymeg)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/12 "2000-01-31T19:57:00Z")
So, Chief, what is the going **fee** for smilies these days?
_ducks_
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Sucks to your assmar.
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### Author:  [@Mr\_Thin\_Skin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr_Thin_Skin)
#### Post date: [January 31, 2000, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-says-clean-it-up-and-he-means-now/13282/13 "2000-01-31T19:59:00Z")
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> The previous post was brought to you smiley-fee by
> Yer pal,
> ChiefScott
Forgive me, who’s Smiley Fee?
Related to Fibber McGee?