# UncleBeer Spiked My Monkey - Chicago minutes.....(Linked! Don't Delete!) **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 22, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157 "2000-05-22T03:12:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/21 "2000-05-22T20:51:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Veb, > > I suggest you print out this thread and the other thread, and send them to the management of said Hampton Inn, along with a nice letter detailing the date and time this all happened. At worst, you’ll get a nice letter back and a voucher for a free stay, since they blew your entire vacation. At best, you’ll get that, plus you’ll get the cretins fired, which they completely deserve. > \*\* I strongly second this thought. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/22 "2000-05-22T22:15:28Z")
Hehehehe. Got the pictures back. Whoever took the remaining pictures forgot to use the flash. I am able to tell who they are, though, but I can’t put them up. I was kinda secretly hoping for some skin, but oh well. There’s one of Omni, one of Flyp, and one of inertia, with I think android sleeping in the background. There is also one of Omni sleeping on the couch in the hotel lobby, and that one turned out quite nicely. Unfortunately, there’s nothing too terribly incriminating in my photos, although I too have a picture of Omni’s ass, covered by the grass skirt. I also have a picture of UncleBeer in the grass skirt, but he’s fully dressed. In my collection, there’s only one picture of me, that rubes took on our “Redheads Do Downtown” tour. It’s a lovely picture, I must say. But if anyone has any more, I’d like to see them. I’d like a little more proof that I was actually there (don’t ask me why). Here’s a list of the people in my pictures, so if you want one, I can scan it & send it. I’m not all that good with a scanner, so it may take a day or two for me to get all these scanned & sent, but I’d be happy to send them! rubes w/traffic cone Cristi, elelle, & Sassy at the Redhead Piano Bar Omni & elelle Omni’s torso, w/grass skirt, Budweiser, and dollar bill Alphagene, _smiling_ MaxTorque Katt rubes w/Rolling Rock MaxTorque, Falcon, & Katt Omni’s ass, covered by skirt (ass not totally visible) UncleBeer doing hula in grass skirt, with several very amused onlookers Omni sleeping in hotel lobby Let me know if you want any of these! ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/23 "2000-05-22T22:55:22Z")
Katt was there, too? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/24 "2000-05-23T03:10:47Z")
Okay, the first round of Chicago pictures are up. More to come as people send me more… [http://www.angelfire.com/md2/araerie/chicago1.htm](http://www.angelfire.com/md2/araerie/chicago1.htm) ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/25 "2000-05-23T03:39:04Z")
Whoops. Sorry, Kat! Wherever you see the name “Katt” in my list above, it should read “Kat.” D’oh! ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/26 "2000-05-23T03:44:35Z")
Falcon, those pics are great! I just sent you a bunch, BTW. I think android does indeed have his hand on Omni’s ass. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 4:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/27 "2000-05-23T04:44:05Z")
You people are way too fast for me. I’ll just bide my time til the bids are up. ---
**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/28 "2000-05-23T04:53:09Z")
Would everyone get off my ass!?!?! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/29 "2000-05-23T05:17:12Z")
But Omni…it’s such a CUTE ass! (and just wait until Max sends me his pics…then we have the shot of your monkey…) 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/30 "2000-05-23T05:21:32Z")
And SPEAKING of Omni’s ass…the pic of him showing it off is now posted. Thanks Cristi! ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 8:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/31 "2000-05-23T08:22:14Z")
You people are _amateurs_. Just wait and see what happens when Tatertot gets that webcam online on our soon-to-be-held Euro Dope 2000 meeting in Heidelberg, Germany! BTW, tatertot? The fact that you reside on an American airbase does not mean it is actually US territory, right? See, us Dutch folk have to fill out all sorts of nasty forms before entering the US of A 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/32 "2000-05-23T12:27:44Z")
No, no, no…I was just transfixed with the glare from omni’s rear, hence the tactical nap to recover from the eye-strain. And I can’t believe VB forgot what the sad pic was about. Sheesh. ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/33 "2000-05-23T13:19:33Z")
I’m just thinking how famous _I’d_ be if **falcon** had deigned to attend one of our little soirees and done an awesome picture page like this one!! ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/34 "2000-05-23T15:02:37Z")
Chief - August! I _swear_ I will come down in August! And maybe even drag some DC dopers along with me…happy now? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/35 "2000-05-23T22:32:40Z")
Yay! My pics are up! Thanks, Falcon! Omni’s butt is mighty shiny there, isn’t it? I’m still seeing spots. 😃 I positively **adore** the picture of rubes with the traffic cone. There’s a story behind that, actually. It has to do with, IIRC, the shiny orange pants rubes is wearing. He apparently wore them to a Halloween party where he went dressed as–you guessed it–a traffic cone. Elelle spotted the traffic cone outside of a Starbucks, and had to get a picture. When I saw what she was doing, I had to get one for myself as well. I like that picture so much I pinned it up on my wall at work. No kidding. And in case anyone is wondering who took the Three Redheads picture, that was my beloved rubes. He took one on Sassy’s camera and elelle’s as well. Can’t wait to see those! ---
**Author:** ![dcnewsman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d6d6ee/32.png) [@dcnewsman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dcnewsman)\ **Post date:** [May 23, 2000, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/36 "2000-05-23T22:56:29Z")
Watch out Omni…Satan is going to be out to get you. His ass is THE famous on on SDMB but your’s might outshine his. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/37 "2000-05-24T13:08:34Z")
Great **falcon**! Now get in the lotus position and repeat this mantra: “Smilies are bad. I will not use 'em. Smilies are bad. I will not use 'em. Smilies are bad. They upset the chief. Smilies are bad. They upset the chief. If I continue to use them, he will take me over his knee. If I continue to use them, he will take me over his knee.” And, since I’ll see you in August, I’ll hold you to that! ---
**Author:** ![rubes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@rubes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rubes)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/38 "2000-05-24T14:12:48Z")
To further the trafic cone story, last Halloween I went to a costume party as a traffic cone: orange pants, orange shirt, and a small orange cone hat made of plastic. Everyone greeted me as, “hey, it’s Devo!” After explaining my costume to the first 3-4 people who said that, I determined that apparently Devo was a better choice to describe what I was dressed up like. The preceeding year my costume was that of a verb. I was going to be a tangent line last year, but it didn’t quite work out, maybe this year, though… ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/39 "2000-05-24T14:19:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Smilies are bad. I will not use 'em. > … > If I continue to use them, he will take me over his knee. > > \*\* Oh, Chief? :D:D:D;) ---
**Author:** ![Falcon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/49beb7/32.png) [@Falcon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Falcon)\ **Post date:** [May 24, 2000, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157/40 "2000-05-24T20:05:39Z")
Oh Chief… 🙂 🙂 🙂 😛 See you in August… 😉 And bumping this up, too, since I _think_ Sassy gets home today. I hope so…she has the BEST pictures. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer-spiked-my-monkey-chicago-minutes-linked-dont-delete/20157.md?page=3)