# UncleBeer! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 12, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655 "2000-10-12T13:24:10Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/1 "2000-10-12T13:24:10Z")
Hey, how’s it going? I just had some sudden inexplicable urge to start a thread to say hi to you. And to say that I think you’re a pretty cool guy. Uhhh, that’s it I guess. And for the rest of you, this is your once in a lifetime opportunity to express your fondness for UncleBeer as well. C’mon, have at it. ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/2 "2000-10-12T13:36:25Z")
Well I like the drawing of him in “The SDMB Comic Book”. [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40703](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=40703) Hiya UncelBeer! Happy Moderating! ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/3 "2000-10-12T13:37:44Z")
what, me turn down an opportunity for shameless post pading while simultaneously sucking up to a mod??? Yea, he’s a sweetie (hope he doesn’t mind being called that in public) ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/4 "2000-10-12T13:39:17Z")
I don’t think I’ve actually seen a post from him yet. ---
**Author:** ![little\_bit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/258eb7/32.png) [@little\_bit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_bit)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/5 "2000-10-12T14:19:33Z")
How could I not post to the thread celebrating the fabulous man who’s agreed to perform the ritual that will forever tie me to Crunch Frog… Damn, I didn’t mean to talk myself out of it… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/6 "2000-10-12T14:27:49Z")
You’re **UncleBeer.** You used to be in silent pictures. You used to be big. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/7 "2000-10-12T14:47:12Z")
Hey. ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/8 "2000-10-12T15:03:30Z")
Smooch! ---
**Author:** ![Cumber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5ac83/32.png) [@Cumber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cumber)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/9 "2000-10-12T15:16:23Z")
Problem solved. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_griffin-kentzel/32/14787_2.png) [@Larry\_Griffin-Kentzel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Griffin-Kentzel)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/10 "2000-10-12T15:19:33Z")
Hi there, [UncleBeer](http://www.geocities.com/sdpeoplepages/uncle_beer.html)! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Sunshine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Sunshine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/11 "2000-10-12T15:35:33Z")
Sunshiney greetings, oh **BeeriestUncle**! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Zenster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/cdc98d/32.png) [@Zenster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zenster)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 6:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/12 "2000-10-12T18:48:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Cumber \* > \*\*I don’t think I’ve actually seen a post from him yet. \*\* **Unca Beer** posted a most excellent bean recipe in my Ultimate Recipe Thread. He really does exist. I think his name says it all. What’s not to like? Kinda reminds me of your favorite Uncle that would slip you a sip of brewski when your parents weren’t looking. Oh no, now I’ve made him out to be all politically incorrect, giving alcohol to children. I’m banned for sure! “If wine is the blood of the Gods, what does that make beer?” ::giggle:: ---
**Author:** ![lolagranola](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea5d25/32.png) [@lolagranola](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lolagranola)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/13 "2000-10-12T20:24:38Z")
I don’t believe in Santa Claus, but I believe in UncleBeer. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/14 "2000-10-12T20:32:42Z")
As well you should, lola; he’s a scholar and a gentleman, and it was a high honor to slug back a few brewskies with him in Norfolk a month ago. ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/15 "2000-10-12T20:39:16Z")
And I enjoyed his company when we met for dinner and a beer (or was it 6 beers?) in Atlanta. Well, really I thought he was kind of a prick, but then he went and picked up the tab. So I feel obligated to say something nice here.😉 ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/16 "2000-10-12T20:45:09Z")
He picked up the TAB?!? Hmph. I guess he had a better time with YOU fuckers than he did with us up in Chicago last November. He took a nickel out of his pocket, I swear Jefferson blinked at the bright light. …what, didja have sex with him or something? ---
**Author:** ![mouthbreather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@mouthbreather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mouthbreather)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/17 "2000-10-12T20:53:07Z")
I have no recollection of what happened after I stepped out of the restaurant. Strangely enough, I did wake up (several hours later) behind a dumpster. Oh yeah, and my pants were missing. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/18 "2000-10-12T20:54:32Z")
Harumph. I’m still waiting for him to personally welcome me to the board. ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/19 "2000-10-12T20:58:13Z")
**mojo** - and I’m still waiting for someone to wait for me to welcome them to the board. Get over it, already. ---
**Author:** ![BunnyGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@BunnyGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BunnyGirl)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2000, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655/20 "2000-10-12T21:00:13Z")
Uncle is a vewwy nice man. I’ll defend his honor! [rabbit scene from Holy Grail where rabbit with “big nasty pointy teeth” attacks knights] [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/36655.md?page=2)