# UncleBeer - **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237 "2001-10-24T02:44:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![sloanaheadayou](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@sloanaheadayou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sloanaheadayou)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/1 "2001-10-24T02:44:24Z")
You asked me to post my criticism in the Pit, but then John Corrado locked the thread. And you locked the the thread where you asked me to post there. Hardly fair. Please open one or the other. ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/2 "2001-10-24T06:27:32Z")
Jesus Christ you are persistant little monkey aren’t you? ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/3 "2001-10-24T06:31:55Z")
Jesus Christ is a monkey? ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/4 "2001-10-24T06:35:59Z")
No, Jesus Christ is a gorilla. This particular poster is a monkey. Sorry for the confusion. ---
**Author:** ![Hombre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ecb155/32.png) [@Hombre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hombre)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/5 "2001-10-24T06:38:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Jesus Christ is a monkey? \*\* Yes, yes he is. Some think he’s a puppet but it’s not true (although I’ve seen Jesus puppets - different thing…). He has the _cutest_ little red hat, oh…and a cup to pass around for money - no wait, that’s the puppets…oh, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![bdgr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/a87d85/32.png) [@bdgr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bdgr)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/6 "2001-10-24T07:00:36Z")
Im confused…did someone forget to change their socks? ---
**Author:** ![pepperlandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f17d59/32.png) [@pepperlandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pepperlandgirl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/7 "2001-10-24T07:28:22Z")
You know what I hate? When you grab a pair of socks thinking they are clean, but it turns out they are dirty, and 1/2 way through the day you begin to offend yourself with your own foot odor. Does that happen to anybody else? (OTher than the OP, that is…) ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/8 "2001-10-24T07:41:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by pepperlandgirl \* > \*\*You know what I hate? When you grab a pair of socks thinking they are clean, but it turns out they are dirty, and 1/2 way through the day you begin to offend yourself with your own foot odor. > > Does that happen to anybody else? (OTher than the OP, that is…) \*\* Pepperlandgirl, That is why I don’t wear socks. I wonder how many pair of socks this guy owns any way ? I’ll bet he/she/it has least 3 or 4 more. Oh well, I am sure the mods will be doing the sock washing soon. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/9 "2001-10-24T12:18:44Z")
Yeah, some folks spend WAY too much time on their socks. “This one is green! This one is long!” Me? I don’t even wear socks to job interviews. Socks are beneath me. ---
**Author:** ![Reeder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Reeder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reeder)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/10 "2001-10-24T13:35:01Z")
Heh…I walk on socks. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/11 "2001-10-24T14:01:37Z")
I have it on good authority that sloanaheadayou is a sock. Its complaint is therefore without value. ---
**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/unclebeer/89237/12 "2001-10-24T14:05:43Z")
That remind me, it’s October. Time to take the socks out the fridge. Thanks.