# Under attack again?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992>\
**Category:** About This Message Board\
**Created:** [April 24, 2016, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992 "2016-04-24T14:56:03Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 15\
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**Author:** ![Northern\_Piper](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/northern_piper/32/5304_2.png) [@Northern\_Piper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Northern_Piper)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/21 "2016-04-24T18:31:15Z")

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On a positive note, I’ve stayed logged in since last night, when I forgot to turn off my computer.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 6:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/22 "2016-04-24T18:43:52Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> should I opt for a midget, a famed knight, a mad elf king or **a naked film night**? 😕

How is that even a question?

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/23 "2016-04-24T18:46:22Z")

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> [@Jackmannii](#):
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> The board was very very slow for me earlier today, OK now.
> 
> Meantime, for the second straight day I cannot get to Amazon’s website (store or forums). I get pages asking me to sign in, but they don’t go anywhere.
> 
> The DOS-maggots are _evahwhere_.

I was on Amazon just now and had no problems signing in or viewing items. I didn’t try to purchase anything, but the site appeared to be working normally.

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**Author:** ![Folly](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/folly/32/3219_2.png) [@Folly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Folly)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/24 "2016-04-24T18:49:19Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> I don’t dare log out and am getting myself prepared. I’ve already found water by rearranging the letters in my username. I’m debating how to best utilize the remaining letters - should I opt for a midget, a famed knight, a mad elf king or a naked film night? 😕

_looks at username_

uh-oh

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/25 "2016-04-24T19:07:41Z")

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> [@Folly](#):
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> _looks at username_
> 
> uh-oh

I don’t want to rub it in, but I’m also able to make fire and can craft myself a knife.

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**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/26 "2016-04-24T19:32:45Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> I don’t want to rub it in, but I’m also able to make fire and can craft myself a knife.

Well, I can make fire. Dunno about the knife. I usually just have one already made handy. 😛

I vote for the Mad Elf King myself. 😃

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/27 "2016-04-24T19:41:16Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
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> …a midget, a famed knight, a mad elf king or a naked film night

I was thinking…did I unwittingly hit upon the formula for _Game of Thrones_?

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [April 24, 2016, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/28 "2016-04-24T19:47:20Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> How is that even a question?

1. Is **Walken** naked watching films? :o
2. Is **Walken** watching XXX films? 🆒
3. Do we really want to know the answer? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/29 "2016-04-25T00:21:34Z")

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On the plus side, multi-quote seems to be working. Count your blessings, and all that.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/30 "2016-04-25T01:26:51Z")

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Same messages for me as with the OP, and about the same time as he started this thread. I finally gave up but just had to close the window, as I was unable to log out properly. All seems to be working now.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/31 "2016-04-25T11:02:31Z")

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While y’all were attempting repeatedly to log on yesterday; I cut my grass, weedwhacked, did some brush cutting, felled a dead tree, and manicured my hops plants.

Everything is working fine this morning; looks like we’ve survived the worst the North Koreans could throw at us.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [April 25, 2016, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/32 "2016-04-25T11:19:17Z")

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> [@Northern\_Piper](#):
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> On a positive note, I’ve stayed logged in since last night, when I forgot to turn off my computer.

Did you count sheep?

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/33 "2016-04-26T07:33:32Z")

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> [@Leo\_Bloom](#):
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> Did you count sheep?

That would be **Hal**.

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 2:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/34 "2016-04-26T14:24:43Z")

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I thought at first that [this article](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/04/26/hackers-expose-a-million-people-who-belong-to-a-website-only-for-the-beautiful/) was discussing the outage.

Headline fits, anyway.

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**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\
**Post date:** [April 26, 2016, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-attack-again/752992/35 "2016-04-26T14:31:44Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I thought at first that [this article](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/the-switch/wp/2016/04/26/hackers-expose-a-million-people-who-belong-to-a-website-only-for-the-beautiful/) was discussing the outage.
> 
> Headline fits, anyway.

I’m certain the membership is full of people from this board! :eek:

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