# Under the sheets **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809 "2000-01-14T20:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/1 "2000-01-14T20:27:00Z")
Anyone want to play under the sheets? Ahh comeon it will be fun… Just add a song title followed by “Under the sheets.” Heres mine… Build Me Up Butter Cup…under the sheets. * * * “I think it speaks to the duality of man sir.” (private Joker in Full Metal Jacket) ---
**Author:** ![Rodd\_Hill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/3ab097/32.png) [@Rodd\_Hill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodd_Hill)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/2 "2000-01-14T20:28:00Z")
Bach’s “Air on a G String…Under the Sheets” ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/3 "2000-01-14T20:30:00Z")
_You’re Amazing_ under the sheets! * * * **StoryTyler** “Not everybody does it, but everybody should.” [I Spy Ty.](http://sites.netscape.net/storytyler/homepage) ---
**Author:** ![missdavis102](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7feea3/32.png) [@missdavis102](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/missdavis102)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/4 "2000-01-14T20:30:00Z")
Love Shack… under the sheets ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/5 "2000-01-14T20:32:00Z")
Love bites…under the sheets * * * Some drink at the fountain of knowledge…others just gargle. ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/6 "2000-01-14T20:45:00Z")
Take On Me (under the sheets) All Star (under the sheets) I Know What Boys Like (under the sheets) * * * Mayor of [Snerdville](http://www.bigfoot.com/~UniRider/), the home of Mortimer Snerd “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![ReservoirDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8edcca/32.png) [@ReservoirDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ReservoirDog)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/7 "2000-01-14T20:51:00Z")
I Wish I Was A Girl (Under the Sheets) …ahem… that’s the Counting Crows, in case you were wondering… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/8 "2000-01-14T20:52:00Z")
Pink Floyd _Wish You Were Here_ under the sheets. _Several Species of Small Furry Animals Gathered Together in a Cave and Grooving with a Pict_ under the sheets. ## I’m gonna stop now, m’kay? What do I believe in? Not much that can’t be proven by logic and scientific experiment, and you better believe, I want to see the logic and laboratory equipment. --P.J. O’Rourke– ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/9 "2000-01-14T20:52:00Z")
Backwater (Under the sheets) The World I Know (Under the sheets) ---
**Author:** ![curious\_george](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b487fb/32.png) [@curious\_george](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/curious_george)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/10 "2000-01-14T20:54:00Z")
Girls Just Want to Have Fun…Under the Sheets Give me all your lovin’…Under the Sheets Sweet Dreams Are Made of This…Under the Sheets I touch myself…Under the Sheets Whip It…Under the Sheets Fun game…I usually play it with Chinese Fortune Cookie sayings. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/11 "2000-01-14T21:01:00Z")
Boys Don’t Cry…Under the sheets. Will You Still Love Me…Under the sheets? She Drives Me Crazy…Under the sheets. * * * “Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.” -Tao Te Ching ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/12 "2000-01-14T21:12:00Z")
Mozart: Eine Kleine Nachtmusik Under The Sheets The Magic Flute Under The Sheets that didn’t work… \\\\\\ Let’s try Rush: Red Barchetta Under The Sheets YYZ Under The Sheets Limelight Under The Sheets nope, I just don’t get this game. ☹ * * * Judges 14:9 - And [Samson] took thereof in his hands, and went on eating, and came to his father and mother, and he gave them, and they did eat: but he told not them that he had taken the honey out of the carcase of the lion. ---
**Author:** ![Cessandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/59ef9b/32.png) [@Cessandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cessandra)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/13 "2000-01-14T21:16:00Z")
What is with this? Am I the only one seeing red? ---
**Author:** ![Oblio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c4cdca/32.png) [@Oblio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblio)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/14 "2000-01-14T21:16:00Z")
Good Lovin’ … under the sheets See me, feel me … under the sheets - one to annoy MoosieGirl\* Without you … under the sheets _and one I’m sure to regret thinking of_ Me and my Arrow … ---
**Author:** ![Globe-trotter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cab0a1/32.png) [@Globe-trotter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Globe-trotter)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/15 "2000-01-14T21:23:00Z")
Oblio, I laughed my head off. The one with Arrow worries me, though. 😉 A few others: You can leave your hat on under the sheets I go blind under the sheets Throwing it all away under the sheets Fully completely under the sheets Nothing else matters under the sheets Bizarre love triangle under the sheets All I want is you under the sheets I melt with you under the sheets ---
**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/16 "2000-01-14T21:24:00Z")
Cold Rain and Snow…under the sheets. Wharf Rat…under the sheets. Morning Dew…under the sheets. Dark Star…under the sheets. Crap. yet ANOTHER game that’s absolutely no fun for us Deadheads. * * * Uke ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/17 "2000-01-14T21:38:00Z")
Don’t speak so fast Uke, how about: Miracle…under the sheets. Ripple…under the sheets. One More Saturday Night…under the sheets. To name a few…I could go on and on 😉 * * * “Teaching without words and work without doing are understood by very few.” -Tao Te Ching ---
**Author:** ![Missy2U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3bc359/32.png) [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/18 "2000-01-14T21:41:00Z")
Why sure it is Uke!!! Truckin…under the sheets Baby what do you want me to do…under the sheets Boys in the Barroom…under the sheets Can’t Come Down…under the sheets Touch of Grey…under the sheets _wink_ ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/19 "2000-01-14T21:44:00Z")
I wanna be sedated (under the sheets) Little earthquakes (under the sheets) Why can’t I be you (under the sheets) * * * If you feel that you must suffer, then plan your suffering carefully–as you choose your dreams, as you conceive your ancestors. ---
**Author:** ![Studi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Studi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Studi)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/20 "2000-01-14T21:49:00Z")
**Suck** under the sheets **Big Me** under the sheets **You Don’t Know What it’s Like** under the sheets **Take a Picture** under the sheets * * * “What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?” --W.C. Fields [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809.md?page=2)