# Under the sheets **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 14, 2000, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809 "2000-01-14T20:27:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/21 "2000-01-14T21:50:00Z")
I Burn…Under The Sheets Hot For Teacher…Under The Sheets Thank Heaven for Little Gi—No, I WON’T go there! And for them Rush fans… ## Spit It Out…Under The Sheets. You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/22 "2000-01-14T21:56:00Z")
I Touch Myself-Under the Sheets Ain’t Going Down til the Sun Comes Up-Under the Sheets Rockefeller Skank-Under the Sheets What’s New, Pussycat?-Under the Sheets * * * If your head is wax, don’t walk in the sun. -Benjamin Franklin ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/23 "2000-01-14T22:03:00Z")
From Captain Beefheart: Old Fart At Play (under the sheets) Lick My Decals Off, Baby (under the sheets) I Wanna Find A Woman That’ll Hold My Big Toe Till I Have To Go (under the sheets) Nowadays A Woman’s Gotta Hit A Man (under the sheets) My Head Is My Only House Unless It Rains (under the sheets) Sam With The Showing Scalp Flat Top (under the sheets) Bat Chain Puller (under the sheets) The Floppy Boot Stomp (under the sheets) Tropical Hot Dog Night (under the sheets) Hot Head (under the sheets) Making Love To A Vampire With A Monkey On My Knee (under the sheets) Light Reflected Off The Oceans Of The Moon (under the sheets) ---
**Author:** ![Oblio](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/c4cdca/32.png) [@Oblio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oblio)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/24 "2000-01-14T22:04:00Z")
Since I’ve got nowhere to go but up after the ‘Me and my Arrow’ entry, and I’m a Deadhead … Good morning little schoolgirl… Now I’m REALLY embarrased ! ::Hoping ChiefScott appreciates my verbosity sans smilies :: ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/25 "2000-01-15T00:22:00Z")
Let’s Dance Under the Sheets Horizontal Bop Under the Sheets Your Love is King Under the Sheets Boom Boom Under the Sheets If you Can’t Slow Down Under the Sheets ---
**Author:** ![Kold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/fbc32d/32.png) [@Kold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kold)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/26 "2000-01-15T00:25:00Z")
hahaha… I’m liking this. Gay/Not Gay… Under the sheets Detachable Penis… under the sheets The little sandwich that developed a guilt complex because it was the soul survivor of a horrible bus crash (yes, that actually is a REAL song)… under the sheets. * * * ants spend 20% of their day working… [The Neo-Comintern](http://members.home.net/comintern) ---
**Author:** ![Melatonin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b3f665/32.png) [@Melatonin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Melatonin)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/27 "2000-01-15T04:08:00Z")
Uke and Missy: How Could You Have Missed: Women are smarter under the sheets. ---
**Author:** ![beerman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85e7bf/32.png) [@beerman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beerman)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/28 "2000-01-15T04:36:00Z")
ok here goes more human than human heart shaped box alive my maria sex type thing black velvet my kinda lover california love * * * Viva La Dos Equis! ---
**Author:** ![Zeb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/57b2e6/32.png) [@Zeb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zeb)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/29 "2000-01-15T05:17:00Z")
Happen to be listening to the CD and looking at the case From Cake- “Prolonging the magic” Satan is my motor- under the sheets you turn the screws- under the sheets let me go- under the sheets and last but not least— sheep go to heaven- under the sheets * * * still trying to think of something witty to say here. ---
**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/30 "2000-01-15T05:21:00Z")
I’d Do Anything For Love (But I Won’t Do That)…Under the Sheets ::P: * * * “Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.” ---
**Author:** ![Daniel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Daniel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Daniel)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/31 "2000-01-15T05:27:00Z")
first of all, Oblio, LOL at that Me and My Arrow one. and I thought of two more. Another song from The Waitresses, though adding the last part doesn’t really change the meaning much: Thinking About Sex Again (under the sheets) another few, from the eighties: Everybody Have Fun Tonight (under the sheets) Is There Something I Should Know (under the sheets) and for some reason Disney’s Mulan soundtrack seems perfect for this game: I’ll Make A Man Out Of You (under the sheets) & A Girl Worth Fighting For (under the sheets) but now I’m just getting carried away. I should have ended on a high note with my first post, right? Actually, this song from Pinnocchio is probably the best (i.e. smuttiest) one I’ve come up with: Little Wooden Head (under the sheets) * * * Mayor of [Snerdville](http://www.bigfoot.com/~UniRider/), the home of Mortimer Snerd “I’m just too much for human existence – I should be animated.” –Wayne Knight ---
**Author:** ![Nekosoft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Nekosoft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nekosoft)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/32 "2000-01-15T08:21:00Z")
It Ain’t Me Babe Under the Sheets Don’t Let the Sun Go Down On Me Under the Sheets We Will Rock You/We Are The Champions Under the Sheets ## If I Had a Rocket Launcher Under the Sheets Star Me Kitten… hey, you know ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/33 "2000-01-15T08:42:00Z")
I’ve Got You, Babe . . . ---
**Author:** ![Highlander](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Highlander](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Highlander)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/34 "2000-01-15T16:28:00Z")
Toccata in fugue… under the sheets. Bohemian Rhaposdy… Women of Ireland… ---
**Author:** ![David](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@David](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/35 "2000-01-15T17:33:00Z")
Hey Uke What about: I Need a Miracle Under the Sheets To Lay Me Down Under the Sheets Good Lovin’ Under the Sheets Turn on You Love Light Under The Sheets Brown\_eyed Woman Under the Sheets and if you won’t to get really sick Me and My Uncle Under the Sheets ---
**Author:** ![Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/97f17d/32.png) [@Nu\_Vo\_Da\_Da](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nu_Vo_Da_Da)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/36 "2000-01-15T19:17:00Z")
I think the point of this game is being missed just a bit…you’re supposed to use Hymns, not just any song(half of which are about sex already). Hymns are more fun anyway…they tend to lend themselves to this game. Amazing Grace…under the sheets Jesus Loves Me…under the sheets He Is My Salvation…under the sheets ---
**Author:** ![Noggin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a6a055/32.png) [@Noggin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Noggin)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/37 "2000-01-15T20:34:00Z")
use me…under the sheets ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/38 "2000-01-15T22:55:00Z")
Continuing with the hymns…! Rejoice, Believers…under the sheets Savior of the Nations, Come…under the sheets Comfort, Comfort NOw My People…under the sheets The King Shall Come…under the sheets O Come Emmanuel…under the sheets Hark, the Glad Sound…under the sheets I may go to hell for this, but this is like shooting fish in a barrel! ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2000, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/39 "2000-01-15T23:09:00Z")
Some Beatles: Come Together…under the sheets Don’t Let Me Down…under the sheets Here, There, and Everywhere…under the sheets I’ll Get You…under the sheets Can’t Buy Me Love…under the sheets I’m Only Sleeping…under the sheets ---
**Author:** ![lvick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/d07c76/32.png) [@lvick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lvick)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2000, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809/40 "2000-01-16T04:59:00Z")
More Dead; It must have been the roses under the sheets Never trust a woman under the sheets When I paint my masterpiece under the sheets (sue me) Lady with a fan under the sheets Not fade away under the sheets Stella blue under the sheets Larry [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/under-the-sheets/12809.md?page=3)